loves money 22/8/2011|
Republicans threw a great party for themselves for their
success in buisness and they got the moeny from medicare
to pay for it. just kiddin
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) 15/3/2008|
You got to find somebody who likes
the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like
it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're
going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get
to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
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by the time a man realizes that maybe his father was wright
he usualy has a son that thinks he is wrong?
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On lIne Dating, Players, Booty Calls and MAYHEM 3/8/2007|
I am as I am and almost never change the pattern of thoughts
that I have accustomed that are uniquely ME, myself. and
I.....At the RIPE old age of 56, .......I freely admit that
the new way of meeting eligible partners quit literally
stuns and over whelms me. It is simply Mind=bloggling As time as gone by, I started here a BC first and met some wonderful
people, who shared their life and ...
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BEST BUDDY 5/7/2007|
I'VE JUST WON A COMPETITION FOR ME AND 10 MATES TO GO
TO FIJI FOR 2 WEEKS +$1, 000 EACH TO SPEND! AS YOU AND I GO
BACK A LONG WAY I WAS WONDERING-WOULD YOU PUT MY BIN OUT ON
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TO MY SWEETHEART 5/7/2007|
I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU SOMETHING HOT'SEXY FOR CHRISTMAS
BUT THE POSTMAN TOLD ME TO TAKE THE STAMPS OFF MY BUTT AND
GET THE HECK OUT OF THE MAILBOX
1 Comments, 36 Views,
a man was speeding down the road when he was caught on a radar
by the police when they started giving chase he panicked
and took off the police eventually caught up and pulled
him over the policeman asked its the end of my shift if you
can give me one reason i havnt heard ill let you off the man
looked the officer and said last week my wife ran off with
a policeman and i thought you where trying ...
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INTRVISTA COM MONICA LEWISKY 25/4/2006|
Em uma intrevisca coletiva um jornalista pergunta diretamente...
-Sr Lewinsky, nas proximas eleicoes, qual sera a sua opcao
tendo emvista o desempenho do governo atual?
Monica-Bem, este ano eu voto nos republicanos, os democratas
deixaram um gosto ruim na minha boca.
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UM GOLPR BEM DADO 25/4/2006|
ENC: GOLPE BEM DADO
Acompanhado de uma belíssima mulher, o sujeito entrou
na joalheria e mandou
que ela escolhesse a jóia que quisesse, sem se preocupar
com o preço.
Examina daqui, experimenta uma, depois outra, ela finalmente
decide por um
colar de ouro com diamantes e rubis. Preço: US$ 458 mil.
embrulhar, saca um talão de cheques e começa a ...
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A PIADA DO CASAMENTO 18/4/2006|
Diálogos de um casamento em decadencia
_O marido pergunta pra mulher: - Vamos tentar uma posição
diferente essa noite?
A mulher responde : - Boa idéia, você fica aqui em pé na pia
lavando a louça e eu sento no sofá!!!!
- Querida, vamos ter que começar a economizar.
- Tudo bem... Mas como?
- Aprenda a cozinhar e mande a empregada embora.
- Tá legal... ...
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Romantic dinner at Mcdonalds? 4/2/2006|
I went out with a very nice gentleman (who dipped copenhagen
and talked all about his great achievements!) ... our 1st
and Only date he said , " now wear yur fancy dress im
takin u to my favorite place!."
It took me 2 hours to "purty" myself up . I was
really excited about my mystery date.When we pulled into
the parkinglot of the local McDonald's I was quite ...
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A little boy was attendin his 1st wedding 4/2/2006|
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the
service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can
a man marry?" "Sixteen, " the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?" "Easy, "
the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up,
like the Preacher said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
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the LAST word!! 27/1/2006|
I know an elderly gent>> who told me he always loves
too get the last word in!!He said>> "yup! i
always have the last word when me and the mrs. have a spat>>
i tell her>>>>> YES MA"AM!!"
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church bulletin bloopers 20/1/2006|
Church Bulletin Bloopers
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences
actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced
in church services:
1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking
tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all
way from Africa.
2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER
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The Fun Way to Clean Your Toilet 1/10/2004|
I'm a cat lover and I still thought this was cute!
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You ...
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The Fatitudes 29/9/2004|
Saw this on the internet! Thought you'd enjoy the chuckle!
In the beginning, God covered the earth with broccoli,
cauliflower and spinach, with green and yellow and red
vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long
and healthy lives.
Then, using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created
Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. ...
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Humor in oly huts 7/9/2004|
These stories are from a Swedish pocketbook series, with
name “humor in holy huts” (direct translated). Fun stories
from churches that should be true…
A guest preacher for a tent meeting arrived a couple of hour
early. This was an unusually hot Swedish summer and he had
droved for a wile. About 100 meters from the tent was a lake.
There was no there and ...
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Words Women Use 30/8/2004
WORDS WOMEN USE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel
they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine"
to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have
one of those arguments.
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last ...
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