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Matthew 11:30 - For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.".....

John 8:12 - When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, "I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.".......

Lighten Up a bit!!..
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Could you be the women for Yendor?... lol The want list... lol Apr 20, 2008 9:41 pm
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Susan's list of what she is seeking for in a man What's on Your List?... has inspired me to create my own list for what I am seeking a woman..

1- She has to be crazy about me...

2- She has to be crazy about me...

3- She has to be crazy about me...

4- She has to be crazy about me...

5- She has to be crazy about me...

6- She has to be crazy about me...

7- She has to be crazy about me...

8- She has to be crazy about me...

9- She has to be crazy about me...

10- Now this is a must.. she has to be crazy about me...lol

Do you think there are any ladies that can fulfill this list... lol
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Rules of Manhood... lol Apr 20, 2008 9:10 pm
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Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
After wrecking your boss's car.

Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a bar and grill of the friends choice.

On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a beautiful model and only when it's free.

Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. Especially Mini-vans

The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
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So why do all you ladies have that smudge on your cheek?..... Apr 10, 2008 9:10 am
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OH!.. its my monitor screen that has the smudge on it... lol


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Sorry Ladies... lol
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seeking BC women for the BCWW Diva Match.... lol Apr 2, 2008 8:27 pm
Mood: I'm in trouble.. lol, 1679 Views
Big Church Woman Wrestling

We are now taking applications for our new BC Womens Wrestling League


Please leave your resume here and our judges will contact you when the match's are to begin.. lol

We have a six applicants that have been excepted..

.. South African Sonia, She's hot and ready to fight..

.. Seattle Susan, She's feisty and fiery...

.. Lippy Lisa, Sweet and Sour all at the same time...

FragrantOffering.. Daring Debbie, You don't want to know what up this Diva's sleeve..

Seasons_of_Life3.. Man Hater Blanch, Look out she can stir a drink that'll knock you out of the ring..

momto3beagles.. Meany Mia.. She'll chew you up and spit you out..

Man I know I'm in BIG trouble for this one... lol
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Ask Yendor Advice Column............ lol Mar 20, 2008 10:35 am
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Ok!... do you have questions?.. do you need solutions?.. is there something you always want to know about?..

Well I am officially open for your questions, and of course they'll ALL be with a Yendor style of an answer.. lol

So are curious to know what Yendor's answer will be?.. Then ask away...

Yendor is here to serve... lol
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Tail or no tail.. that is my tale!... lol Mar 19, 2008 5:01 am
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Some of you don't know this, but I have a ponytail.. I guess I'm just trying to make up for the hair I don't have on the top of my head.. lol

Long story short!.. I have never paid for a hair cut. My mom has been a beautician ever sense I've was a little boy, so she has always cut my hair!.. So a couple years ago she got pretty sick and didn't cut hair for about a year, so I just never went to a barber to my hair cut..

But now I kinda like my ponytail. I have been told by some friends and family members that they don't like it, and that I should cut it.. lol So I'm asking my BC friends..

Should the tail stay or go?.. lol
1. The hippie look is you keep the tail...
2. It's not the 70's no more Rod cut the tail...
3. I can't believe you have tail.. grow up!..
4. Do you need money for a barber?...
5. I think you should use the tail to make a good comb over... lol
6. It goes good with the your nun outfit, keep it.. lol
7. Only dogs should have tails, are you a dog?... lol
8. Tail or no tail, I'm hot for you Rod!... (ladies only please)
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My friend has come out of the closet.... lol Mar 9, 2008 2:23 pm
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Yes my good buddy Ken has finally come out of the closet.. lol and has come clean about who he is.. [post 112080] ... lol I have known Ken for a couple of years now, we have grown to be pretty good friends..

He is harsh, rough, funny, emotional, caring, and a real gentleman.. I know that maybe a few of you guys out there that have had rough run ins with him.. but let me tell you this.. you will not find a more loyal friend then Ken.. if you are his friend and are in need, or in trouble he will be the first to stand up for you, and beat the crap out the person giving you the hard time.. lol

Love you buddy......
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I'm so excited...... I have finally found....... Feb 27, 2008 5:35 pm
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A good use for these nasty little Smiley's... lol

They're good for filling in the big potholes in our Michigan roads!... lol

Oh-boy I think I just might start liking this little Yellards!... lol that is liking to run them over with my big 1500 Dodge Ram Van... lol

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