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Matthew 11:30 - For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.".....

John 8:12 - When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, "I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.".......


Lighten Up a bit!!..
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To all BC Members..... Mar 31, 2006 5:57 pm
Mood: grateful, 1132 Views
To all BC Members..... I usually joke around a bit here in blogland. I never mean to offend or hurt any one here on BC with what I write, and if I have let me say I'M SORRY!... I had a friend tell me not long ago that she thought people that laugh the loudest are usually the ones that hurt the worst... well I'm not sure but I think she was meaning me..(da ya think?)

This week has been kinda tough on me. My boy's have had school projects and conferences so I have spent more time than usual with their mother. It's not tough on me because I'm still in love with her, because I'm not... It's just that we've been divorced for 8 months and the divorce is still painful to me.... Divorce was not what I wanted. Sometimes I think that the 19 years of our marriage was a waste of my life.. I do have 2 great sons from our marriage so I will not say it was a loss.. I know that my story isn't much different than most here on BC, I guess that is why I feel so comfortable here in the blogs....

So when you guy's read my post and leave your encouraging comments.. well let me say.. you make my day. I have enjoyed my experience here on BC and it has been very healing for my soul. I do have a great support group around me. My God, family, friends and church have been great encourager's in my life and I have been very blessed to to have them, but let me say BC is the icing on the cake....(plus they all have heard my jokes so now I have a new audience.. lol) So I guess what I want to say here is THANK YOU it may have been a wink, email, comment or even a correction at times... THANK YOU...

God Bless ALL,
Rod

Lighten Up a bit...
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Gas prices are RIDICULOUS AGAIN........ Mar 31, 2006 5:37 am
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Once more our gas prices are on the rise!
But…

Compared with gasoline:

Diet Snapple 16oz. $1.29 - $10.32/gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16oz. $1.19 - $9.52/gallon

Gatorade 20oz. $1.59 - $10.17/gallon

Ocean Spray 16oz. $1.25 - $10.25/gallon

Brake Fluid 12oz. $3.15 - $33.60/gallon

Vick’s Nyquil 6oz. $8.35 - $178.13/gallon

Pepto-Bismol 4oz. $3.85 - $123.20/gallon

White-Out 7oz. $1.39 - $25.42/gallon

Scope 1.5oz. $.99 - $84.48/gallon

Evian Water 9oz. $1.49 - $21.19/gallon

So, the next time we’re pumping gas, let us remember to be thankful that we don’t have cars that run on Pepto or Nyquil!..

Just having some fun...

Rod
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Blogging Information: Mar 30, 2006 2:11 pm
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I gave this information to a brother on his post, so I figured I share this info with the rest of my BC brothers and sisters....

This is a list of self help books for blogging.... I'm sure you can find these books at your neighborhood bookstore... lol

Blogs-r-Us... By: Tomen E. Post

Everything you wanted to know about blogging, but were afraid to ask... By: Tisis Mia Lifnow

Blogging your life away... By: Iway S. Time

How I became a bloger... By: I. M. Hooked

Blog your fears away... By: Ush Da Warnme

Just having some fun....

Rod
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WHy? Why? Why?....... Mar 30, 2006 4:07 am
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Somethings I just don't understand so I ask myself "Why?"

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why? does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you...

Just having some fun.....

Rod
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Aren't women great!..... Mar 29, 2006 7:12 pm
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Women:

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......

Luv all you ladies.... lol

Rod
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Hypnotize: Is it for Christians or not?... Mar 29, 2006 5:49 pm
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Hypnotize: Is it for Christians or not?...

Should a Christian get hypnotized to quit smoking, lose weight, etc...
No.... It opens your mind to the 'Dark Side'
Yes... I've had it done, and it works.
It doesn't matter, because hypnotizing doesnt work.
Rod, your hazel eyes are all that is needed to hypnotize me... lol
Rod, Rod, Rod, What are we going to do with you?
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Blog-clocker: Mar 27, 2006 8:33 pm
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Blog-clocker: someone that blogs at work.. when they should be working..

Oh-boy I'm guilty of this one... forgive me Lord..

Rod
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RATHER CLEVER!... Mar 24, 2006 6:25 am
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READ SLOWLY--IT MAY TAKE A WHILE FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE, BUT THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER!

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.

12. PARADOX: Two physicians.

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring.

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

20. SUDAFED: A litigation brought against a government official.

Hope it was fun for ya....

Rod
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Does God Exist? Mar 23, 2006 9:04 pm
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Does God Exist?

This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen. It's an explanation other people will understand.

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects.

When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" asked the customer.

"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving a God who would allow all of these things."

The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt!

The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."

"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber and I just worked on you!" "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me." "Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

BE BLESSED AND BE A BLESSING!!!!
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Denomination: How important is it.... Mar 23, 2006 9:38 am
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How important is it for you to find a mate that is your same denomination?
Not at all important to me.
Very important to me.
As long as they believe in Jesus.
I just want somebody.
Rod I only want you. (Women only please!)..lol
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