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Matthew 11:30 - For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.".....

John 8:12 - When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, "I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.".......

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The True Differences Between Men and Women	Apr 1, 2006 3:40 pm 844 Views
The True Differences Between Men and Women NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20.00 even though it's only for $32.50.None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothpaste, a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more MONEY than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Just having some fun... Rod Lighten Up a bit...
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First confession:	Mar 31, 2006 6:33 pm 737 Views
First confession: A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. "I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife and taken illegal drugs. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.".. .. Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession." Moral: DON'T EVER BE LATE Just having some fun.... Rod Lighten Up a bit...
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To all BC Members.....	Mar 31, 2006 5:57 pm Mood: grateful, 886 Views
To all BC Members..... I usually joke around a bit here in blogland. I never mean to offend or hurt any one here on BC with what I write, and if I have let me say I'M SORRY!... I had a friend tell me not long ago that she thought people that laugh the loudest are usually the ones that hurt the worst... well I'm not sure but I think she was meaning me..(da ya think?) This week has been kinda tough on me. My boy's have had school projects and conferences so I have spent more time than usual with their mother. It's not tough on me because I'm still in love with her, because I'm not... It's just that we've been divorced for 8 months and the divorce is still painful to me.... Divorce was not what I wanted. Sometimes I think that the 19 years of our marriage was a waste of my life.. I do have 2 great sons from our marriage so I will not say it was a loss.. I know that my story isn't much different than most here on BC, I guess that is why I feel so comfortable here in the blogs.... So when you guy's read my post and leave your encouraging comments.. well let me say.. you make my day. I have enjoyed my experience here on BC and it has been very healing for my soul. I do have a great support group around me. My God, family, friends and church have been great encourager's in my life and I have been very blessed to to have them, but let me say BC is the icing on the cake....(plus they all have heard my jokes so now I have a new audience.. lol) So I guess what I want to say here is THANK YOU it may have been a wink, email, comment or even a correction at times... THANK YOU... God Bless ALL, Rod Lighten Up a bit...
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Gas prices are RIDICULOUS AGAIN........	Mar 31, 2006 5:37 am 771 Views
Once more our gas prices are on the rise! But… Compared with gasoline: Diet Snapple 16oz. $1.29 - $10.32/gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16oz. $1.19 - $9.52/gallon Gatorade 20oz. $1.59 - $10.17/gallon Ocean Spray 16oz. $1.25 - $10.25/gallon Brake Fluid 12oz. $3.15 - $33.60/gallon Vick’s Nyquil 6oz. $8.35 - $178.13/gallon Pepto-Bismol 4oz. $3.85 - $123.20/gallon White-Out 7oz. $1.39 - $25.42/gallon Scope 1.5oz. $.99 - $84.48/gallon Evian Water 9oz. $1.49 - $21.19/gallon So, the next time we’re pumping gas, let us remember to be thankful that we don’t have cars that run on Pepto or Nyquil!.. Just having some fun... Rod Lighten Up a bit...
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Blogging Information:	Mar 30, 2006 2:11 pm 784 Views
I gave this information to a brother on his post, so I figured I share this info with the rest of my BC brothers and sisters.... This is a list of self help books for blogging.... I'm sure you can find these books at your neighborhood bookstore... lol Blogs-r-Us... By: Tomen E. Post Everything you wanted to know about blogging, but were afraid to ask... By: Tisis Mia Lifnow Blogging your life away... By: Iway S. Time How I became a bloger... By: I. M. Hooked Blog your fears away... By: Ush Da Warnme Just having some fun.... Rod Lighten Up a bit...
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WHy? Why? Why?.......	Mar 30, 2006 4:07 am 744 Views
Somethings I just don't understand so I ask myself "Why?" Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why? does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you... Just having some fun..... Rod Lighten Up a bit...
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Aren't women great!.....	Mar 29, 2006 7:12 pm 804 Views
Women: Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands....... Luv all you ladies.... lol Rod Lighten Up a bit...
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Hypnotize: Is it for Christians or not?...

Mar 29, 2006 5:49 pm
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Blog-clocker:	Mar 27, 2006 8:33 pm 674 Views
Blog-clocker: someone that blogs at work.. when they should be working.. Oh-boy I'm guilty of this one... forgive me Lord.. Rod Lighten Up a bit..
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RATHER CLEVER!...	Mar 24, 2006 6:25 am 782 Views
READ SLOWLY--IT MAY TAKE A WHILE FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE, BUT THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER! 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage. 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with. 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate. 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. 7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living. 8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist. 9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does. 10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money. 11. MISTY: How golfers create divots. 12. PARADOX: Two physicians. 13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. 14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm. 15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with. 16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV. 17. RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring. 18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife. 19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does. 20. SUDAFED: A litigation brought against a government official. Hope it was fun for ya.... Rod Lighten Up a bit...
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