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Matthew 11:30 - For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.".....

John 8:12 - When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, "I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.".......

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Tagged by Banjoblues, Windsage, and appreciate Apr 6, 2006 9:25 pm
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Well I'm tagged again this time by Banjoblues, Windsage, and appreciate these beautiful ladies can tag me anytime.. lol

Here are 6 more weird things about me:

1. I have always called my boy's from an early age Boy George... when they got older and found out who Boy George was well... lets say they were a little tead off... lol

2. Shortly after my boys would fall asleep I would wake them up and tell them to hurry up, and get up they were late for school.. this was pretty funny watching them try to wake just after they had falling asleep... lol

3. I will sometimes end every word with a "ski" this would drive my former wife crazy. " Doski youski understandski whatski I'mski talkingski aboutski"... lol (I think I broke spell check with this..lol)

4. Sometimes when I find someone sleeping, like on the couch, I will stick things up their nose... this is really funny watching them swat it away in their sleep... lol

5. One of my favorite things to say to people when they expect me to do something thats not possible is "My name is Rod not God, I'm just one letter off"... lol

6. My 16 year old son adores his car, so whenever I can get a chance to get a dig in I do... Like last week he went away for the weekend and left his car in the garage so it would be 'protected'.... well I called him on Saturday morning (April Fools Day) and told him that I forgot to close the garage door that night and with the high winds we had blown the ladders off the wall and smashed the the hood, top, and trunk of his car... all I heard was silence... lol

I love to pick on my kids!... they have to forgive me!..

Reference: Supabubba's post "You have been tagged!"

TAG YOUR IT... hahahahahahahahahah

supabubba... Because thats what I was told to do!

rickgpz... Because you visit my blog and don't leave a message.

BelovedHope... Because you also visit my blog and don't leave a message.

SweetMomma27... Because you too visit my blog and don't leave a message.

live2Bfaithful... Because your too slow at emailing me back.

bella5099... Because I haven't heard from you in awhile.

Thems my pickens....
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Duck...Duck...Duck...Goose....Tag Your It..... Apr 5, 2006 9:16 pm
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My Friend CASSYLADY tagged me this time, so thats 3 does that mean I'm out now!...

1. I wear briefs, yep..no boxers for me... lol

2. I share a brain with Al (manofstardust) he's the "righthalf Al" and I'm "lefthalf Rod"... lol

3. I love my job, but if I don't stop blogging at work I'll probably get myself fired... lol

4. I love my Sunday afternoon naps!....

5. I have remained good friends with my former wife's family...

6. I love to do grocery shopping, but I hate shopping for clothes...

Reference: Supabubba's post "You have been tagged!"

TAG YOUR IT... hahahahahahahahahah

supabubba... Because thats what I was told to do!

chardshan...Because you can't figure this out!

packerfangirl... because your from Wisconsin!

dulee... Because I don't think you've been tagged yet!

babajoel2212... Because your from Canada!

machine1962... Because I can!
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Police Humor: Apr 5, 2006 8:00 pm
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A police officer friend of mine sent this to me. I don't know if it is true, but it is really funny...

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In most northern states, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicles on the highway when the temperatures drop in the single digits or below.

One morning in March of 2004 about 3am a Minnesota Police Officer responded to a call of a car off the shoulder on the outside of the town of Gray Eagle.

The Officer located the car, with the engine running, stuck in the deep snow along side the highway. Pulling in behind it with his emergency lights on, the officer walked to the drivers door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel and a near empty bottle of vodka in the seat beside him.

The officer tapped on the window and the driver woke up, seeing the rotating lights in his rear view mirror and the State Policeman standing next to his car, the man panicked.

He jerked the gearshift into drive and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 then 50 mph but it was still stuck in the snow.

The policeman having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding but still stationary car.

The driver was totally freaked thinking the officer was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds when the patrolman yelled at the man ordering him to "pull over"!

This man obeyed and turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Once out of the car the drunken driver asked about the patrolman's training and just how he can he possibly run 50 mph.

The man from Gray Eagle, was arrested still believing that the State Policeman had outrun his car.
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Tech Support: Apr 5, 2006 7:43 pm
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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

______________________________________

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Just having some fun...

Rod
Lighten Up a bit...
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BC is a mad house!...... Apr 4, 2006 8:32 pm
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I got tagged by my friends manofstardust and reallysaved:

1.Well I live in Michigan USA and right now it is snowing with thunderstorms is that weird or what?

2.I chew my finger nails while I'm driving, and throw them on the floor (the former wife hated that..lol)

3.When I was a kid my hair was so white that my friends all called me Grandpa, and what do you know my hair is white again, but I'm no grandpa... yet.. funny how things come around full circle ...lol

4.I sing in the shower, but I don't know any lyrics to songs so I make my own up... drives my kids crazy.. especially when they have a friend over... lol

5.When I sleep I snore, and I've been know to dose off in some strange places, doctors office, church, friends home, movie theater, park bench etc... and I would wake myself up I would snore so loud... lol

6.My very first car was a Ford LTD Station Wagon with wood grain on the sides... I loved that car..hmmm wonder where it is now?.. lol

Reference: Supabubba's post "You have been tagged!"

TAG YOUR IT.... hahahahah

vp04 I want to see your humor at work.

CLASSYLADY23834 Because I like you.

Pleaserespectme Because your new here.

Banjoblues Because your a special lady.

chrissy56 Because, why not you.

TimelessWhispers How can I resist you Cousin.
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Some Michigan Humor.... Apr 4, 2006 6:50 am
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You know you are from Michigan When....

You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder.

You can identify an Ohio accent.

Owning a Japanese car is a hanging offense in your hometown.

You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.

The Big Mac is something that you drive across.

You believe that "down south" means Toledo.

You bake with soda and drink pop.

You drive 75 on the highway and you pass on the right.

Your Little League baseball game was snowed out.

You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".

The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance.

You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.

You expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale.

You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell.

Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, the opening day of deer season.

At least one person in your family disowns you for the week of the Michigan/Michigan State football game.

Traveling coast to coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.

Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.

You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your left hand.

You know what a "Yooper" is.

You occasionally cheer "Go Lions- and take the Tigers with you."

At least 50% of your relatives work for the auto industry.

You don't understand what the big deal about Chicago is.

Octopus and hockey go together as naturally as hot dogs and baseball.

Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.

When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."

You never watch the Weather Channel - you can just assume they're wrong.

You actually get these jokes.......

You might have to be from Michigan to get this, and if you are they really are funny..

Just having some fun...

Rod
Lighten Up a bit...
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Are we too sensitive here on BigChurch?… Apr 4, 2006 6:22 am
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Are we too sensitive here on BigChurch?…

Should we just let words bounce off us and let them have no meaning to us, or should we expect others to be sensitive in what they say/write.
There just words let em fly!..
We should be careful to what we say/write to not offend…
Its OK to be offensive if I’m Biblically correct….
Its Ok for me to be offensive when they are offensive to me first…
You should never want to offend no matter what…
We should not allow someone’s offensive words to bother us…
Oh!... get a life Rod your too sensitive... lol
Other.. please comment…
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The coach: Apr 3, 2006 3:00 pm
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At one... point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year- old baseball players aside and asked,

"Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a dork. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's bad sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dim-witt' isn't it?''

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother."

Just having some fun...

Rod
Lighten Up a bit...
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0 to 200 in 4 seconds..... Apr 2, 2006 10:34 am
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The couple... had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look !" she said.

"I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

So for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services are pending...

Just having some fun...

Rod
Lighten Up a bit...
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A Woman's Prayer: Apr 2, 2006 10:26 am
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A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord,

I pray for:

Wisdom , To understand a man.

Love , To forgive him and;

Patience , For his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death...

Luv ya ladies...

Rod
Lighten Up a bit
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