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B.U.T.T.S. update... May 4, 2006 May 4, 2006 9:27 pm
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B.U.T.T.S. news briefing:

As most of you know Yendor is in hiding out for his life... He is being threatened by the smilies... our long time loyal friend Montana777 has uncovered some vital news about the smilies [post 25950]

Our very own B.U.T.T.S. undercover agent davidsmightymen reveled heart braking news about how big this Smiley conspiracy really is More disturbing info on the Smiley Conspiracy!!!!!

Mom4Jesus has also infiltrated the Smilies camp but has not been able to release her information do to the fact that the Smilies have taking over her blog and will not allow this information to be released...

You may ask:
"Why is Yendor still on the run with this new evidence it should be safe for him to back in"

Well Yendor has told us here at B.U.T.T.S. that he holds in his possession a video tape that will expose the Smilies heinies.. and this tape holds the truth about ALL Smilies... and then the Smilies will have to submit to the authorities of mankind forever...

Yendor does now have a secure laptop in his possession so that he can communicate with us here at B.U.T.T.S. an BC from anywhere in the world and not be detected by the Smilies...

He does ask that we refrain from using Smiley faces on his blog, because this will aid the Smilies in cracking his secure laptop...

Do to the latest news WalMart has dropped the lawsuit against us here at B.U.T.T.S.

And Yendor has given very strict orders that B.U.T.T.S. will not negotiate with C.R.A.C.K.S. he believes that their leader The1Firecracker maybe using Montana777 as a pawn to get C.R.A.C.K.S. in B.U.T.T.S. again... Yendor says that he is just wanting to cover our B.U.T.T.S. from future intrusions...

We are trying to track where Yendor has been... all we know for sure is that when he left the Detroit area he went south and was trying to sneak across the U.S./Mexican border into Mexico...

We will let you know as soon as we find out about Yendor's where abouts....

B.U.T.T.S.
Band Use of The Tacky Smilies
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BCN News Flash... Smilies have Hi-Jacked Mom4Jesus' Blog... May 3, 2006 7:28 pm
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Breaking News here on BCN....

Smilies have Hi-Jacked Mom4Jesus' Blog...

Yes you have heard right, it is reported the smilies had found out that Mom4Jesus had incriminating evidence to back up Yendors accusation against the smilies...

We here at BCN only report the news we don't take sides... but insiders say that Yendor has been truthful about the Smilies...

We'll let you BC member see for yourself.. we have secretly acquired Mom4Jesus' post that was some hoe deleted from her blog...

It's there
maybe the smilies have blocked your access via your modem connection?
Here it is, in case mine is destroyed, you can put it on yours for back up

Man oh man, I HAD NO IDEA THE SMILIE NATION WAS SO POWERFUL!

Mom
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REMARKABLE UPDATE:

As I posted earlier My Public Apology , I had personally been contacted by 2 Kewl (a very shady Smilie, whose name has been altered for his protection) . His communiqué to me on YIM last night promised information that I "NEEDED to know, " regaridng the HOT, TEMPESTUOUS tirade between the "Smilie Nation" and the "Yendor Snotty's" (as 2 Kewl dubbed our fellow BC-ian), Our very own Yendor has been at the front lines of this fantastic war the news media (BCN, short for Big Church News) has dubbed:

SMILIE STORM 2006

2 Kewl came to our secret rendevous wearing his patented shades and Harley trike. He handed me an envelope with pictures of each of the SMILIE NATION leaders (including "Wink, Kiss, Thinking and Loser" in a secret convention in Arizona dated April 30, 2006.

Shown in the front row of the convention photograph was our own sweet BC Smilie Advocate, Firecracker. She was wearing her cowgirl hat and was waving a Smilie Nation Flag.

When asked what the "big plan" was, 2 Kewl stared at me through his dark shades and handed me one sheet of paper. It appeared to have been shredded letterhead from Peter Yu, (Hong Kong)Wal*Mart (CEO and Director of Investments) and was taped together precicely, so that it was again legible.

In the letter, Yu stated that everything was forgiven and if the agreed upon funds were re-deposited to the offshore Wal*Mart account, Kiss would be reinstated as Vice President in charge of International Commerce (2 Kewl informed me that Kiss and Yu had been engaged, but he had "dumped her yellow uncovered backside" for a Michigonian [un named] related to... yendor2 .

2 Kewl then went on to explain that Loser had been in love with Kiss a long time, but she only had eyes for Yu. When Yu dumped her, she moved back with her brother (Thinker), who had just redecorated his Living Room circa 1970's style Brady Bunch...and didn't want to give up his new "pad."

Loser and Thinker then decided how to get even with both Yu and the woman who stole Yu's heart (Yendor's baby sister). They cooked up the plot to skim .01 cent (US) off each Wal*Mart credit card purchase. This programming feat was performed by yahoo's "yahoooooooooo" smilie, Frank. Frank had an in with the hacker community (via live chat) and he stored the binary code information via DOS and used Paypal to keep the funds in a holding pool. To date, they have pilfered over 10 million dollars in their Swiss account. 2 Kewl said that Thinker wanted to make sure Yu took his sister's broken heart seriously. He was also spurred on, because he was "tired of being overlooked and not taken seriously in the online community."

These 5 notorious "innocent" 'net animations have had a nefarious plot that has FINALLY been exposed by 2 Kewl and Ralph Nader (who was notified of Yendor's one man stance against the Smilie Nation mooning innocent bystanders, by refusing to wear undergarments on their yellow "heinies", when he did an exposé on the need to CEASE using emoticons altogether just last week (google search Ralph Nader and the Wal*Mart smilie).

2 Kewl said he could no longer stomach the unmitigated GREED of the leaders of this once gentle nation of emoticons.

When asked about Firecracker's The1Firecracker involvement, 2 Kewl shrugged and said that they needed the support, in order for their plan to be successful.

"She was a neccessary casualty...and she truly believes her stand, which is why others would soon follow suit."

When asked about the entire SMILIE Nation's involvement, 2 Kewl showed a sad smile and stated that Thinker and Loser were basically "setting their own kind up," in order to deflect suspicion by the E.A.R.S. (Early Action of the Resistant Smilies), stating that Yendor was viciously discriminating against innocent well meaning smilies (such as Angel and Heart).

"Yeah, Loser and Thinker literally caused a SMILIE riot, inciting the entire nation to think Yendor (and his group) were attacking the babies of the community. Before Heart and Angel could speak up, Wink and Loser threatened the two to silence...or else have their binary code eradicated (and basically kicked off of the 'net for good, forcing folks to use ASCII art again).

Kiss then contacted Frank and the plan was formulated.

2 Kewl says that Yu and Kiss are eloping and then honeymooning in France...at a nudist colony.

So there you have it in black and white, folks.

The information is in your hands...the rest is up to you.

Mom4Jesus
You be the judge BC members.......

BCN signing off...
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Yendors on the run.... May 3, 2006 5:55 am
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Hey BC members just had to get the news to you guy's... I'm alright.. but I'm in a lot of danger.. I'm hiding out with some of my southern loyalist..

The smilies are after me.. they know I hold the truth to expose their conspiracy.. poor Firecracker as been deceived by them..

The smilies are evil and I have the proof,I just have to get back to B.U.T.T.S. head.. quarters to reveal it.. pray for me I don't know if I'm going to make it.... got to go I hear em coming... Oh---no-------- ahhhhhhhhh

Rod

P.S. don't trust P.I.T.T.S. they stink...

P.S.S. Mrs Pac-Man is a tramp...
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Walmart files suit against B.U.T.T.S. May 2, 2006 4:06 am
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ABC News Flash:

This morning Walmart will filed a civil lawsuit against B.U.T.T.S. in the Michigan Federal Court...

A Walmart spokesperson was quoted saying that the boycott of the Smilies was false and there is no such thing as a naked heinie on any Smiley Face... Walmart says that they have worked closely with the Smiley Face in there sales campaign adds for years and have never seen any crack on the backside of a smiley.. except maybe a few cuts and bruises from slashing prices..

" I have never seen any cracks/heinies on the backside of Smiley.. Mr. Yendor for some reason has waged a campaign against these cute little smilies for NO REASON at all... maybe he was never allowed to play Pac-man as a kid and is now trying to get his revenge.."

We tried to reach Mr. Yendor for a comment about these accusation against him, but the B.U.T.T.S organization said that he was unavailable for questions and comments at this time..

So there you have it BC members.. is B.U.T.T.S. going to be putting an end to the Smiley boycott or is Yendor going to continue his battle to put underwear on the heinies of the Smilies?....
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Should I Ban Firecracker?..... May 1, 2006 2:15 pm
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Today has been a sad day for us here at B.U.T.T.S. ... Firecracker announced today that she is siding with the Smilies..

Firecrackers announcement: Smiley Support Telethon!!!
Firecrackers poll: YOUR VOICE MUST BE HEARD!!

This has hurt me personally, I trusted her and she has betrayed me... because of her act of treason, today at 12pm EST all Smilies have walked away from the negotiation table... they believe that they have an upper hand now because of Firecrackers treason... and that B.U.T.T.S. is running out of gas...

Let me say this BC people, B.U.T.T.S. will not quit this boycott, this fight can still be won, but we must stick together... Let us not allow this set back to hinder our fight to put panties on the little heinies of the Smilies...

So my question is: "Should I ban Firecracker on my blog for her treason?"....
Yes Rod, Ban her she's a yellow noser.....
No Rod, Don't ban her she can't help it, she's a blonde....
I think Yendor & Firecracker would make a cute couple.. to bad she's taken...
Rod your a strong leader can I be your Girl.. (ladies only please)
Rod you have proven how strange you can really get...
NUKE... the Smilies....
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Get caught up on the Smiley boycott: Apr 30, 2006 6:19 pm
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Get caught up on the Smiley boycott:

In case any have missed the newest updates about the B.U.T.T.S. boycott on the Smiles, here are the links to them....

B.U.T.T.S. Update April 28, 2006

B.U.T.T.S. Update April 27, 2006

supabubba isn't the only one that will expose the truth....

Support of Yendor

DEFINITION OF MOONIE BOONIE.......(SMILEY FACES)

LOVE OFFERING!!!!!!!

Please BC members I know that there are a lot of things going on here at BC.. members arguing, baning each other, and deleting comments... I'm telling you it is the Smilies trying to distract us from the truth... YES there little naked heinies..

PLEASE KEEP UP WITH THE BOYCOTT...
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B.U.T.T.S. Update April 28, 2006 Apr 29, 2006 2:46 pm
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Hello BC members we at B.U.T.T.S. have great news about our on going boycott of the yellow smilies... First we believe that through the help of our friends at HAYNES UNDERGARMENTS and BC member Montana777 they have designed an underwear that the smilies can cover most of there heines with and not change their yellow faces.. has you can see there is a little crack showing. B.U.T.T.S. feels that this no more offensive than your typical plumber doing repairs under a sink...

We have had a number of agencies join our endeavor to eliminate the bear heinies on the yellow smilies.. Our sister Firecraker has been a great crusader in this I invite you to visit her post to learn more about what she is doing. Firecracker

Along with these many agencies that have joined there has also been Governments from all over the world that has come forward to help...

The United States President, George W. Bush is going to ask congress for 63.2 billion dollars in aid so that we can put underwear on the yellow smilies.. Although we will not be receiving any of that aid for a week to 10 days... President Bush on a hunting trip with Vice President Chaney for wild turkeys in the Appalachian Mountains of Virgina...

Our friends across the Atlantic Great Britain have commented to do whatever it takes to cover these little yellow heinies....

Australia has also promised to do what they can to help us.

The Japanese Government has promised to only supply monetary funds...

The Chinese Government has stated they are willing to mass produce all the underwear at a low cost savings to yellow smilies..

Our Canadian friends to our north has not decided what side they will take yet...

The Mexican Government has decided to stay neutral and refuses to take a side..

Sorry to say but the French Government has sided with yellow Smilies and has offered any of them refuge in their country...

...because of France's decision to side with the yellow Smilies B.U.T.T.S. is asking all BC members to fast 40 days from:

1. French Fry's
2. French Toast
3. French Kissing

We have made great progress in the boycott and we ask all members to not let up, the boycott is working... ever sense we have received the support from all around the world there has been more smilies to come to the negotiation table... I can see an end to this boycott by the end of next week...

Although ther are Smiley sympathizers...

Hollywood has gotten together with the stars and are having a "Smiley Aid Concert" Sunday evening at 8pm EST...

BC has it own sympathizers I quote one saying:

"Not being a smarty here, but an honest question. What is the big deal? I really don't get it. There is nothing obscene in seeing a line on the bottom half of the back of a smiley. AND, I've never seen the back of a smiley before now. So, please, an honest explanation as to what is wrong with them?"

I only have two words for all you Smiley sympathizers....

CRACK KILLS!

B. U. T. T. S.
Band Use of The Tacky Smilies
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B.U.T.T.S. Update April 27, 2006 Apr 27, 2006 1:09 pm
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As the B.U.T.T.S. head... Chairman...I just want to give everyone an update on the B.U.T.T.S. boycott of the little yellow smilies.. (please visit post Boycott for more info)

First: I want to say that we need ALL of the BC members to support us in our effort to clothe this little Moonie Boonies... We thank you for the ones that have joined us and ask everyone to STOP using Smiley Faces till the boycott is over.... that is the only way we will be able to get them to keep their little heinies covered...

Second: Because of the B.U.T.T.S. boycott some of the Smilies have come to the negotiation table... We have begun negotiations with the and the ...

Third: The smilies that refuse to negotiate have begun to strike back.. we have reports of the little Moonie Boonies jumping out at BC members, my own computer was attacked, yes file were corrupted. I was on the phone with Abdul from the Dell support last night for over an hour to try and correct the problem...

Forth: As of noon yesterday the Smilies have started to protest and picket the B.U.T.T.S. headquarters in Detroit... There has been reports of little yellow streaker running through traffic to disrupt the rush hour traffic... they have also been trying block the negotiations with the smilies that are cooperating with B.U.T.TS.

Fifth: B.U.T.T.S.is saddened to report that during negotiations two Smilies were suffocated while trying on underwear.. apparently while covering their heinies it also covers their mouths causing them to turn blue and not able to breathe.. fortunately there were others their that were trained in smile to smile resuscitation.. and saved their lives... one smiley has been released from the hospital and the second is in serious but stable condition, and expected to make a full recovery... Praise the Lord... we here at B.U.T.T.S. are bringing in some major underwear suppliers to redesign underwear for the smilies little heinies...

I just want to end with saying Thank you BC members for allowing me to serve you in this matter...

The fakers and scammer..... have suppabubba to fear...

The Muslims..... have ProdicalSon1963 to fear

And now the little yellow smilies... have yendor2 to fear

Thank you
Rod

B.U.T.T.S.
Band Use of The Tacky Smilies
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supabubba isn't the only one that will expose the truth.... Apr 25, 2006 4:20 pm
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I am mad has heck... I don't know if I can stay here on BC for very much longer..... I have reveled a very disturbing thing that go's on here... and you all are probably clueless to what it is...Its them smiley faces they are the problem.. ya sure they look all cute and cuddly... we use them everyday here on BC some more than others... but who would have thought this disgusting truth about them... sure you might think that their just a yellow circle on there hind side... well I'm here today to tell the truth about these little tacky yellow circles... yes the naked truth... nothing.. butt.. the truth.. hey supabubba isn't the only one around here that can investigate and expose the deceitfulness that goes on here at BC... LOOK at the back side of these little yellow guys and what do you see.... YES it a yellow... MOON .. in the flesh.. You would think that these yellow guy's would at least wear some underwear... well the truth is out now about their nakedness.. and we here at BC should take a stand and not put up with it any longer... I'M CALLING FOR AN ALL OUT BOYCOTT OF ALL SMILEY FACES... they must wear something over there little yellow heinies, and we should not use any of them tell they comply to this.... I have started a new organization that will deal with this sort of matter, because I believe this may be going on all around the world.... they are spreading like little streaking yellow flashers... God help us...

B. U. T. T. S.
Band Use of The Tacky Smilies


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Thank you BC members for your help... Apr 24, 2006 8:21 pm
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Thank you BC members for your help...

You all say that I'm the funny one.. but let say I have never laugh so hard reading your replies to my last few post on my blog.... you guy's are great... all the advice you gave me on yendor's got a date... yendor's got a date..... was a riot... Firecracker you lived up to your name with all your wisecracks.. lol I'm glad everyone had fun with it... but too bad my date got sick and had to cancel... we'll try and set it up again for this weekend, and I'll let you know what happens... hey I guess I have another week to get that clean underwear.. lol.

I guess I got ya all on my post I need my BC brothers and sisters help..... believe it or not but I got that idea from when I was in church Sunday... so does that mean it was inspired by the Spirit... lol ... it is good to know that so many of you would go before our Lord on my behalf... it was a blessing to see that...and thank you deeptodepths for your prayer of a double portion of humor.. I look forward to that answered prayer... lol .. let me say though like many of you I am hooked on blogging... but as my friend manofstardust said: "Seriously though I seem to have swapped TV watching for blogging - added that I am starting to read/pray more maybe it's not such a B.A.D. thing."...

Blogging has been a very healing both mentally and spiritually for me... maybe one day I will write a post on how God has used you guy's to help heal my hurts... Thank you.... And God Bless you ALL...

Your brother in Christ..... Rod
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