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Matthew 11:30 - For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.".....

John 8:12 - When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, "I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.".......

Lighten Up a bit!!..
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BeastMster Exposed..."as the Smiley leader" .... nsz Jun 10, 2006 7:29 pm
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Yes BC members I believe that BeastMster.. is the leader of the Smiley Nation..

He has thrown Smiley poop all around the BC blogs and his last victim is me... yes he has attack me like only a Smiley would do!...

He has threaten to dismember a part of my body.. that would be very hard for me to live without... it was so obscene and abusive that the dear sister's post that he wrote this threat on deleted his vile threat.. and I thank her for that... I tell you this can only be the work of a Smiley.. I think that BeastMster may even be MR. PACMAN himself..

People we are on the verge of peace here with Smilies and I have no idea why they have come out so strong against B.U.T.T.S. at this time... it is like some don't want to see any peace... is that it Mr. BeastMster are you afraid of peace do you have a NEW AGEnda that you want to present to us... please let us know, even I am tired of the blog bashing with the Smilies it is TIME TO END THE WARS...

[Humor discloser: to you with no humor or who just don't 'get it'.. this post contains humor.. brothers and sisters in Christ enjoying each other and just plain gooffing off... some believe that if it does not not edifiy the Lord.. that this kind of humor as no place here on BC.. well as a parent when I hear my kids laughing and enjoying each other, and their friends it brings joy to my heart to see their happiness.. even though it dosn't have anything to do with me... HOW MUCH MORE DOES THE LORD LOVE US?... and loves to hear the sound of His children laughing..]
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Uncle Vito "NO SMILIES HERE JUST A FULL MOON"................. nsz Jun 10, 2006 6:21 pm
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Uncle Vito, Rockyg, & Rox...

The deadline you gave me is up Uncle Vito, and guess what there's NO SMILIES HERE..

I don't know why you want to destroy me and my reputation.. well I guess I do know.. you see Uncle Vito I do know the truth about you now.. and if you continue to strong arm me I will let ALL BC know about you and your "family"..

And about that smilut of a daughter of yours Rox.. she tore my heart up, and tried to trick me into your "family".. I had no idea that she was with child when I began to court her, much less had 13 kids... I thought see was just a little corpulent!...

I can not believe that you would stoop so low to accuse me to be the father of them yellards... there is a reason why they look so much like me, but that is the truth that you Uncle Vito don't want to get out!.. well SIR BACK OFF or I will let the truth out for all to know and the little world your in will come falling down all around you... so Uncle Vito here's the only Smiley your going to get from me:

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[Humor discloser: to you with no humor or who just don't 'get it'.. this post contains humor.. brothers and sisters in Christ enjoying each other and just plain gooffing off... some believe that if it does not not edifiy the Lord.. that this kind of humor as no place here on BC.. well as a parent when I hear my kids laughing and enjoying each other, and their friends it brings joy to my heart to see their happiness.. even though it dosn't have anything to do with me... HOW MUCH MORE DOES THE LORD LOVE US?... and loves to hear the sound of His children laughing..]
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June 7, 1986 ............. Jun 7, 2006 8:22 pm
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June 7, 1986

This day was the best day of my life.. the most beautiful girl that I had ever known was going to marry me.. yes me.. I could not believe it... I remember that day so very clearly... I got up early, I was so excited about the wedding and hoping that everything would go has planed..

I started the morning off by having breakfast with my father and future father in-law at Bob Evens... it was easy getting up early because I didn't get much sleep that night maybe because of.. nerves, excitement of the day.. not sure.. but I was sure that I was marring the girl of my dreams and I had no doubt that this girl is the one that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with..

I didn't have much to do, everything was already in place just waiting for the clock... I just wanted to do a few things to make this day special for my bride... I cleaned her car and decorated it for the ride after the reception .. I stop at the florist and had a dozen roses sent to my bride (roses are her favorite flower)... I surprised her with having a limousine to come and pick her up and take her to the church...

I remember being worried that no one would come to the church for the wedding, not sure why just was... well it was time to get dressed and head for the church.. I finish dressing, the tie strait, shirt tucked in, hair combed... I wanted to look perfect for my new bride.. she was worth my best...

It was time, I walked out to the alter I was dressed in a white tux.. I was amazed at all the friends and family that were at the church.. I couldn't believe that so many come.. I was nervous like never before.. this was it, soon I would be a married man... the luckiest man in the world... I found my "soul-mate" and we were in love...

I stood at the alter waiting.. watching the bridesmaids walk down the isle one by one.. I was waiting eagerly to see my bride... and then the wedding music started and there she was my beautiful bride by her fathers side just waiting to come to me..

She was dressed in white.. and so beautiful, she looked lake an angel standing there... my emotions were deep and it was hard for keep all of my emotions in... I couldn't hold them in any longer, as my bride walked towards me, I began to weep... my love for her was so great and it all was hers...

I think I was on auto pilot after that.. trying to keep my composure.. her father gave her to me.. my hand held hers and I could tell she was as nervous as I.. but this seemed so right our love for each other would last forever... we lite the candles listened to the pastor short sermon, and our friends that sang for us... and it was time to say our vows and exchange rings... we said our vows an shared our love for each other and then exchanged the rings...

The pastor gave us permission to kiss.. this kiss was special.. we had kissed many of times before, but this kiss was the kiss of a husband and wife... we turned to our guest and began to walk out... as we got to back of the church to wait for our family and friends to greet them as husband and wife... I remember holding my bride my bride in my arms and kissing her.. thinking that this is the first day of a wonderful life with her...

The rest of the day went so fast that it is hard to remember... the pictures, music, food, hugs, kisses, laughs, it was an exciting night.. but the best was yet to come!... THE HONEYMOON...

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WE HAVE BEEN DIVORCED.... now for 10 months, today June 7, 2006 would have been our 20th wedding anniversary if we would have stayed married... my thoughts have gone back to this day many times today.. wondering what went wrong.. I believe that our love was true.. and if true love can't hold up and last what hope is there...

I praise the Lord for the first 10 years of our marriage... They were good years, we were young and had started our family.. owned a nice home, we both had good jobs.. We were living the great "American dream"... and then just before our 11th anniversary she told me that she was tired of living a life that wasn't real... The good little church going house wife was not her and she didn't want to do it any more...

My heart was so broken, I didn't know what to do.. I didn't want to lose my wife, my family... I was scared and looked to my God for answers.... I spent the next 8-9 years trying to keep my family together.. there were a few good seasons during this time, but never was it like that first 10 years we had together..

Finally she gave in and filed for devoice in April of last year and 4 months later it was over.. that has been 10 months now... at first I didn't know how I was going to get along.. but Gods grace stands, and He has been good to me and full of His mercy when my anger was pointed towards Him...

I have been blessed with a good family, friends, church.. everyone has been such a great support to me.. and I'd like to say I'm all better now, but that wouldn't be true..although it is better I still feel the sting of a broken heart.. but it is mending and I will be able to give my love again one day...

BigChurch (you guy's) have been a big part of mending my heart... so many here have excepted me and loved on me at a time when I have needed it most... and I'm sure that it has been your pain that enables you guy's to care and love for each other.. because we know how it feels and are careful to minister...

When you guys come to my blog and leave a funny comment or if someone quotes me on a post... it just makes my day, I love to laugh.. it helps the pain... and if I can do that for you.. I am the one blessed...

Thank you...

Your brother in Christ... Rod
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From the Land of Fruits and Nuts.. speaks out in support of Yendor ...... nsz Jun 3, 2006 9:08 pm
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We.. the California Raisins have come out of retirement to defend an innocent man... We have stood by way to long, and have seen the injustice being done to Yendor.. Some humans are so blind to what the evil Smilies are up to.. this post will give you a glimpse of how they are when your not around them [post 29839]

We have watched the voting poles and as far as we can see is that it is neck and neck for witch plan is to be used... We Raisins have given our full support to Yendor and the B.U.T.T.S. plan... YOUR VOTE PLEASE!

As soon as peace is declared with the Smilies there will be a need to for some kind of peace keeping to keep the evil Smilies under control... (So that they don't go back to not wearing underwear)

Today on Sunday June 4, 2006 ..... We California Raisins nominate Yendor as the BC Sheriff.. We believe that Yendor has proved himself to be a great leader among the humans and is probably the only one that would be able to keep the Smilies from getting out of control..

BC needs a strong leader to protect against anyone or anything from not wearing underwear...

Elect
Yendor for BC
Sheriff


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Yendor's broken hearted.............nsz Jun 1, 2006 8:59 pm
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It pains me deeply to write this post... I have just been made aware of this... my love Rox has been brainwashed by the smilies... the smilies once again have hurt me... and I ask for what?... we are on the brink of peace, Firecracker has put together a peace plan that the B.U.T.T.S. would have agreed to and signed... Virtual World Attendance of the Smiley Negotiations

You smiley lovers think that these smilies are cute and harmless.. but look at how they tried over and over to ruin me... they've stolen my lovely Rox from me.. and just when she got a new look.. RoxieH oh she is so beautiful... she reminds me of dear old Mom... (weeping sadly)

ForEwe (a.k.a. 4ewe)(a.k.a. my beautiful slave master) is once again trying to enslave me, but this time she wants to do an "INTERVENTION" YENDOR IS IN NEED OF AN INTERVENTION... just a fancy way of saying she wants me locked up for her to have her own way with me..

I ask again Why?... Why?... Why must I suffer from the hands-oh I mean evils of these yellow circles?... Why?... (crying w/tears)

Well there must be peace in BC, war with the Smilies has gone on to long... B.U.T.T.S. will agree to Firecrackers peace plan.. and BC can go back to freely using the Smilies... but me I'm afraid will never be the same again...

Yendor
B.U.T.T.S. head... Chairman

P.S.

Good Bye my little Rox....

RoxieH

Who knows, what if... our love would have ever had a chance to bloom... Your Hot Rod will never forget you my little Rox..
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B.U.T.T.S. / Smiley Boycott negotiations......nsz Jun 1, 2006 6:14 am
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B.U.T.T.S. proposal... The Smilies are to unconditional comply to the wearing of underwear... there is no room for compromise here.. B.U.T.T.S. understands that the Smilies have no money, so we have reserved a grant from the U.S. government to purchase underwear for them.. The underwear does come in a yellow color that can help disguise the underwear to match their yellow Smiley complexion... This is a Christian web site and there is no place for naked Smilies here, so the Smilies must comply to this demands or leave BC to never be used here again...

Personally I must share that the smilies are very dangerous and should never be used at any time.. And I'm surprised that all the BC people can't recognize this... These Smilies tried to capture me, enslave me to be used as a pet... chased me halfway around the world.. started rumors about me, and twisted my words to hurt my reputation... then just this week they invaded my privacy while I was on a date with a beautiful tobacco chewing blond bombshell, they chased me to do who knows what to me... and caused me to lose well who knows maybe the love of my life...

So there has been so much hurt in my heart done by these smilies that even if the boycott is called off and there is peace with Smilies, I personal don't think that I will ever be able to use one again...

Yendor
B.U.T.T.S. head..... Charmain
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I think I'm in love............................nsz May 31, 2006 8:43 pm
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Folks I said it could never happen to me like this.. But it has!.. I have only known her for a day but it seems like it has been an eternity... yes I am head over heels in love..

When I first saw her beautiful bulging eyes and her bucky bright smile.. I said she's the girl for me.. she's one of them southern girls too.. I can't live without her.. and I want to make her my wife.. that is if she'll have this old Yankee...

I know you all are wondering who this gal is that stole my heart so quickly... and I'm not like my buddy Danny, I won't keep her name a secrete from all my BC friends..

So here's her name:

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RoxieH RoxieH

Yes she is RoxieH my "Little Rox" Is what I call her... and I'm her "BIG HOT ROD" ... I never thought I could love again.. but here I am, I've been bitten by that love bug like so many here have on BC...

ROX & ROD (sounds like a new kinda soda pop)
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXO
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John 13:35 .................................. nsz May 30, 2006 9:29 pm
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John 13:35 - By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another

What does Jesus mean by this?...
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Tell me if I am normal?............. nsz May 26, 2006 7:04 pm
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Tell me if I am normal? (thats a loaded question.. Ah!) I am a silver member so that means that BC will only keep my emails for 60 days.. I don't delete my emails except for th "auto reply" ones..

So in the last 60 days I have received 390 emails and sent out 372 in my BC mailbox... oh-boy to me that seems like a lot.. so I was wondering is it the same with you guys or do I need to get a life away from my computer?

Inbox (0/390)
Filtered
Draft (0/0)
Sent (372)
Trash (1/4)
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Humor discloser: ................................................................. nsz May 24, 2006 6:13 pm
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I got beat up the other day by a couple of new bloggers that didn't agree with the type of humor that was going on.. well I did understand what they were saying.. but I believe that if they would have taking the time to read through a few of my post they would have understood that it was JUST A JOKE... so I thought that I would create a Humor Discloser so that new bloggers and people that just don't 'get it' can be warned that it's only HUMOR!...

Fill free to copy ans past this "Humor Discloser" to your post at any time you may need to warn some of your humor...

[Humor discloser: to you with no humor or who just don't 'get it'.. this post contains humor.. brothers and sisters in Christ enjoying each other and just plain gooffing off... some believe that if it does not not edifiy the Lord.. that this kind of humor as no place here on BC.. well as a parent when I hear my kids laughing and enjoying each other, and their friends it brings joy to my heart to see their happiness.. even though it dosn't have anything to do with me... HOW MUCH MORE DOES THE LORD LOVE US?... and loves to hear the sound of His children laughing..]
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