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Matthew 11:30 - For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.".....

John 8:12 - When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, "I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.".......


Lighten Up a bit!!..
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Is BigChurch a BigCrutch?... Aug 19, 2006 9:35 am
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YES

And Praise the Lord for IT!




..We may not be perfect and have our little spats and arguments, but I can not think think of a better place to hang out on the Internet than with you guys!
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A message for ALL BCer's.. from Yendor Aug 17, 2006 9:21 pm
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Lighten Up a bit!...


.. there seems to be a lot of tension in the blogs lately, maybe there's a full moon.. lol
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Why Tongues?.... Aug 16, 2006 11:10 am
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Because if we didn't have a tongue we wouldn't be able to taste things... lol

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Praise the LORD I have a TONGUE!...
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No voting ZONE!... (BLOG) Aug 15, 2006 10:48 am
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I have turned the voting off on my blog.......
Just because I can!...


nananananananananananananananana!
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Yendors on the run again.. Aug 11, 2006 8:50 pm
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I find myself on the run again.. but its not the nasty little Smilies chasing me this time.. its a few estrogen crazed BC women.. they have threatened me, lied about me... and who knows what next these crazy ladies have in store for me...

My friend SisterSaysSo has given me an asylum in her Convent... Sister says that I will be safe there but I must disguise myself as a Sister... well what ever it will take, till these crazy ladies are off my tail...

I'll try and keep ya informed as to how I'm doing, not sure what it will be like.. but at least my friend SisterSaysSo will be with me!..

Sister Yalonda Yendor
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4ewe or not ForEwe.. that is the question Aug 8, 2006 4:20 pm
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4ewe or not ForEwe.. that is the question

OK!.. here is the scoop ForEweForEwe (A.K.A. 4ewe, A.K.A. my beautiful slave master)..has gone to Canada for a couple of weeks, ALERT: JCs Sister and FireCracker... ...and to make a short story shorter.. I invited her to my house for a BBQ.. while she was visiting her family..

.. so do you think she will except my invitation?..
Yes!.. of course she will, ForEwe is a sweetheart......
No!.. Yendor you are a scary man in a blue suit.. she'd be crazy to!...
Look out Yendor she'll trap you in your own web!...
She's up to no good Yendor.. RUN!!!!!...........
Well her favorite color is blue...
Then we will know if you are you, and she is she, but who are we?...
Is this a serious post/poll?.. where's the toothbrush and banana?
Yendor,Yendor,Yendor, what are we going to do with you?...
So.. how much is your COLD water bill?..
Other.. except JCs', Firecracker, Fireball, CeeCee you girls have said enough!.. lol
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The Key...................... Aug 6, 2006 8:12 pm
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The Key

It was early March and the gal that I had a crush on had just bought herself a new car … many of times I had worked on her old car.. Her family had been customers of mine for years.. but I guess I never really noticed their oldest daughter before.. till lately.. she was very pretty.. blonde hair, blue eyes.. and had all the curves in the right places…

I knew she was getting the new car, so I would tease her that she needed to give me a key to her new car when she picked it up.. well I kinda liked her and I believe she knew it.. and she always found reason to come up to the station to see me.. which usually there was a problem with the old car she was driving, and needed me to take a look at it.. but that excuse was going to end soon because of her getting this new car…

I remember the day she picked up her car she drove up to the station for me to see it.. she was so very proud, she had pick out what she wanted and bought it on her own… she asked if I wanted to go for a ride with her in it… well I wasn’t stupid this was my chance to maybe let her know that I was beginning to have feelings for her.. so I punched out and we went for a ride… we drove all around that night just talking and getting to know each other more..

We had a great time with each other and I was pretty confident that she had feelings for me too!… but the night was getting late and it was time for her to drop me off… and as I began to get out of the car she gave me a little box, and said “here this is for you.” Well it seemed kinda strange to me, but I took the box and opened it…….. and in the box was a KEY.. it looked like a key that would fit her car except the key wasn’t cut.. she bought a blank key and gave it to me, because I had been teasing her about wanting one for her new car..

That was the first of many days and nights I would spend with her.. she shared not long later that that night when she gave me that key she was giving me the KEY TO HER HEART.. and little more than a year later I made that pretty gal my bride..

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Yesterday August 5, 2006 we had been divorced for a year.. and on my post “Was wondering?......” you my BC friends gave me much great advice on dealing with the feelings of my divorce.. and the theme that came through was that I needed to move on!.. well I need to confess to you all I still had that KEY.. you see that very night she gave me that key I put it on my key ring and have never taking it off..

That key is pretty worn out from 20 years of clinging around with other keys in my pocket… I guess I really can’t tell ya why I’ve kept it.. I just have.. I didn’t even keep my wedding ring.. I told her to keep it and maybe one day she can give it to one of our boys.. maybe I should have kept the ring but I was so hurt her divorcing me I just didn’t want it… but I did keep THE KEY TO HER HEART.. I don’t even know if she even remembers ever giving it to me or that I had kept it all these years..

Well this morning in church I went to the alter and prayed to our God and told him that her heart wasn’t mine anymore and this key didn’t belong to me… I asked God to take her heart and to show her His love and asked that her heart would turn to Him.. I asked Him to give her a heart full of His joy and that my boys would have a godly mother.. I took that KEY and sat it on the alter and left it there.. her heart is in his hands, there is nothing that I can do except move on from here…. And I’m ready….
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BC is full of......................... Aug 4, 2006 7:59 am
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Estrogen crazed women...

But oh how I love them!... lol
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Guess what I can do now?.... Aug 1, 2006 6:19 pm
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Sew a button back on!...

Yes, I can now add to my resume "can sew buttons on!"...

What do you do now that you never had to do before?...
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WPX.. who are you really?... lol © Jul 27, 2006 8:42 am
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Who really is this man?...

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wantingperfectX... wantingperfectX a.k.a. WPX


Sure WPX seems like a very nice guy..BUT IS HE?.. He invited me to go to Disneyland with him and other bloggers.. he even offered help to pay if I could get there!.. Who wants to go to DISNEYLAND ?

So WPX shows himself as a nice man so why an I busting on him?..

Well all you BCer's that know me, know that I'm a pretty peaceful guy, but when I see injustice I have to speak up!.. (remember the Smilies)

I have noticed a few things about him and things that have been going on around here ever sense WPX started blogging here on BC!..

1st.. whats up with that name?.. wantingperfectX.. I believe it to be a code name from the X files.. "wanting perfect" maybe speaking of cleansing this earth of all carbon units.(thats you and me folks)..

2nd.. have you noticed some of the strange link buttons in some of our emails that come from nowhere?... Can Someone Please Explain? I believe WPX and his friends are using our emails as a way to send secrete messages to each other...

3rd.. have you seen all the new Smilies that have all of the sudden shown up?..


...sure their cute, but what does all this mean?..

4th.. whats up with the © ?.. I believe it to be the universal mark of the Smiley...

OK!.. heres my take on all this.. WPX may not even be human.. myrrth brought this to my attention in one of her comments on her post... [post 36043]

I think that WPX is a cloned human/smiley.. and that he is really from the planet Saturn.. you see the rings around saturn are really made up of these little yellow Smilies.. and this newest invasion of Smilies is just the begining of the many Smiley invasion to come in order to purify the earth of us carbon units..

..and WPX's invite to me to join him and others in Disneyland is another way of the Smiley nation to trap and destroy me.. They know that I am wise to them and their tactics.. and will worn the world of what they are up to..

Let me just tell you all I TOLD YOU SO!... you see there can be NO peace with the Smilies.. they only want to see the destruction of the human race.. and they will not be satisfied till they have got their "wanting perfect" society with no humans... © XXXXXX


The only good Smiley is a dead Smiley!


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