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the prayer of the call center employee........
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Mar 13, 2010 8:29 am
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being that the call selection is computer generated,
so you might get a tough call,or you might get an easy call,
a good prayer might be.......
"AND MAY THE GOOD LORD GIVE YOU ALL THE EASY ONES!!!!"
HEAR HEAR!!!
AND CHEERS!!! 
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LOOKING FOR WORK IN BROWNSVILLE AND CORPUS CHRISTI TEXAS
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Mar 11, 2010 10:04 am
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OK,PRETTY COOL PLACE THAT I WORK AT.......
BUT,
I DONT THINK THEY WILL MOVE THEIR ENTIRE MULTIMILLION DOLLAR OPERATION JUST FOR LITTLE OLD ME!
SOOOO,IF YOU ALL CAN HELP ME BY SEARCHING ON THE NET FOR ME FOR "ANY JOBS" IN THESE TWO CITIES OR AREAS(CLOSE TO THE GULF OF COURSE)
THAT WOULD BE AWSOME!!!
I AM LOOKING,BUT MAYBE I AM NOT SEARCHING IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! 
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the "Glee Club" last night.............
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Mar 10, 2010 8:36 am
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did you see it?????
did you see the part where the coach of the glee club is speaking to his wife????
i dont know what she did,(i dont see all the episodes).
but he basically tells her "i dont view you the same any more,i used to see you and think love,marriage, and family.now when i see you that is all gone,it is all gone now"
wow,when i heard that it reminded me sooooo much of me and my exwife,i used to see her,as my queen,the one,the only,my woman,my breath,my aspiration......
now when i see her,that is all gone....
sure,we are buddies,freinds,but the very special thing we once had has vanished.
never thought prime time tv had so much to offer.
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can you imagine.........
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Mar 10, 2010 8:14 am
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what if,they had like call centers for cats.......
could you picture that call????
"hellow cat service center,may i help you???
"uh yeah yeah,i was just calling because i have been having some problems with my cat, it used to meow all the time, and lately it just sits there all quite,i mean i feed it,shouldnt i get to hear the occassional meow,what is with you folks over there at the cat factory?? i mean cant ya make a good cat any more!!??!!??
"sir,i apologize for that we are sending you another cat immediately that meows a whole bunch"!
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or what if........
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Mar 10, 2010 8:13 am
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there was a "beautiful day"call center???............
"hello,"beautiful day" call center! how may i help you on this gorgeous day? "
"beautiful day???!!!???"
"i havent seen one of those in weeks!!"
"i mean,i pay taxes just like any one else,and i think i am entitled to a nice day at least a couple times a week dont you??!!??"
oh,yes ma'am yes ma'am,you should have that, i completely agree
with you!!
let me see here,i see you live in "Suchandsuch" city and state,is that correct???
yes!!
"ok ma'am,i just submited your order,you should see beautiful weather in just a few seconds"
WOW,NOW THAT IS MORE LIKE IT!!!
ok ma'am,is the weather a little better?
it sure is,thanks,that is more like it!!
ok,great ma'am that is why we are here at the "beautiful day" center
you have a great day!
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oh, i would like to work at this one....
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Mar 9, 2010 3:19 pm
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"thank you for calling the "jesus loves you,prayer request center",how may i help you this evening??"
"um yes,i have been praying that God would bless me with a wife,
and i have yet to see any signs of that come true.i mean women seem to avoid me now even more than before!" 
"i see,i see,um ok, it shows here that you havent really shown too much gratitude for His many blessings He has already given you,perhaps that would help"
oh!!!!
i knew i was forgetting something,thanks alot!!
oh,you are so very welcome,you have a wonderful day!!
and just remember sir"be careful what you wish for,cause you just might get it!"
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"EL RELOJ"
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Mar 7, 2010 8:41 am
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this was a song sung many years ago,by a Mexican singer named
Pedro Vargas.
Beautiful song,i have the CD called "Tenor De las Americas,
En Cuba Vol.1"
If you can find it,you should buy it,even if you dont speak Spanish.(it is awsome)
I tell ya,if he was alive today,i would listen to alot more Mexican music.
just a couple of lyrics:
"Reloj,no marque las horas" meaning "Oh clock,please dont mark the time"
"Porque mi vida se apaga" meaning "Because my life,will surely fade away"
"Ella es la estrella que alumbra mi ser" meaning "Because she is the star that illuminates my soul"
"Ella se ira para siempre" meaning "Tomorow she will be leaving,never to return"
"Yo sin su amor no soy nada" meaning "I without her love,am nothing"
"Haz esta noche perpetua!" meaning "Oh clock,never allow this night to end!"
"Deten esta noche en tus manos" meaning "Oh clock,HOLD THIS NIGHT in your hands"
"para que nunca amanesca" meaning " may tomorow never come"
Beautiful song,increadibly powerful singer,one of my all time favorites.
if he were to sing at American Idol,they would have to just shut down the contest.(he was that good of a singer!!)
CAUSE HONEY,THE CONTEST WOULD BE OVER,BEFORE IT EVEN BEGAN!!!
blessings
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sunday morning debate........
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Mar 7, 2010 8:19 am
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"but i dont want to go to church".....
"but you have to go to church".......
"but i dont want to go to church".....
"but......you are 40 years old,and you are the pastor of the church!".....
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FIRST CHURCH OF THE FRIGIDAIR!!!!!
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Mar 3, 2010 9:02 am
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I JUST REMEMBERED THAT!!
I USED TO HERE PENTACOSTAL PREACHERS USE THAT PHRASE ALL THE TIME!!
IT WAS KIND OF LIKE USED TO DESCRIBE CHURCHES THAT WERE NOT ON FIRE FOR GOD,YOU KNOW LIKE COLD AS ICE,SO TO SPEAK.
SORRY,IT JUST GAVE ME A GIGGLE.
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