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Important message for all the BC men! No women allowed!! No this isn't a woman hating man's club Sep 29, 2008 3:40 pm
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I thought I told you females weren't allowed here Ok I really didn't think any of you could resist the temptation not to take a peeek anyhow It's part and post of your fememine nature hey it's at the very core of your being to want to know what the heck is going on just about anything esppppppppppecialy when it comes to men isn't it I know you can't help yourselves so just sit down and quietly [that means no talking] watch and listen ok?

Ok fellas pay no mind to the ladies sitting in the corner over there who are sitting and being very quiet as we discus some important macho manly talk

I've been asked by a friend won't say her name but we all know she's come from the land down under is barely 5' 2'' on her tippy toes and goes by the handle of msthingeemagigeee or something like that Well she and her good friend who lives up near Belvellue Washington who claims to have red hair but Steve so rightly pointed out in one of her recent post that its more the color of "burnt orange"

Well anyway she's asked me to help auction them off to the highest male bidder here on BC and I've accepted to do this coz at the rate their going they'll be very old and very wrinkled and any man in their age group that might have shown the slighest intrest in them won't be able to coz he would have already been dead for years and years and years

Sooooooooo I am going to have an auction for these two old ahhhh i mean mature ladies sometime in the near future so you fellas start counting how many pigs and cows you have in pasture and begin rounding them up if you want to be the top sucker I mean bidder in this here "red neck yahoo I need a woman any woman auction" ok??? Auction to follow soon so don't miss it! don't want to get caught watching the paint dry or else you'd find the winter a bit more colder than you might like this time around
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What Would You do??? Sep 25, 2008 5:37 pm
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Hey everybody or just you if no one other than yourself comes to this post I know you've had this happen to you before so tell me what would/did you do when your eating your meal at a restruant and your almost done when you find a looooooooong single hair underneath the rice

Pick a face above to decribe your reaction! Well I saw it and was almost done while I was eating chicke&beef combo terriaki with rice and it wasn't the most pleasant thing to find at the bottom of the plate. I was hungry though so I pick it up on one end and pull it through the rice and man O man did it ever take a long time to finaly come through I look over to see a young girl maybe early 20's doing the cooking and she look very nice and I figure she must have wash her hair before work soooooo bon appietie and finished it off cept I left a litttttttle patch of rice around the crime scene just to make me feel much better but in reality I knew that great big old long hair was slithtered up all over the plate and in my food like a sneeky snake seeing how incrediably long it was when I finaly got it out of thereso I'm interested have any of you done the same thing or did you complain and ask for another portion. This isn't a lipmus test I would have prolly done so if it was steak and lobster or something like that or had I caught the little bugger before I ate nearly all of it...Lesson learn today......always look before you leap........ and eat!!!
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Not that its that big of a deal or that it really matters!!! Sep 22, 2008 7:10 pm
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My spell checker hasn't worked since I got back here last week Yup even I know some words are terribly mispelled and believe or not have use it from time to time but nooooooooo not anymore thank you very much Make me look like a total ideit why don't cha!!! Just to agravaite me more I can't respond to any comments on my blog either noooooooooooooo I have to quote off everyone now for reasons known only to the B.C. matercraftsmen Is anyone else experencing these kinda problems too??? Well I will not be hindered or delayed or set back in any way but will continue to blog and comment and spell and mispell and quote instead of respond and will come out of this blog writing snafu bigger, stronger, wittier, leaner, meaner, faster, because what ever doesn't kill me only makes me more................................ feel like complaing
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Can you guess who this is? Sep 22, 2008 4:49 am
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He's one of my favorite actors and shouldn't be that hard to guess with the clues below but no cheating by googling up anything about him!

Nickname
Rusty

Height
5' 11½" (1.82 m)

Mini Biography
Born in New Zealand, has made his home in Australia since he was a small child. The son of movie set caterers, He got the acting bug early in life. Beginning as a child star on a local Australian TV show, His first big break came with two films ... the first, Romper Stomper (1992), gained him a name throughout the film community in Australia and the neighboring countries. The second, The Sum of Us (1994), helped put him on the American map, so to speak. Sharon Stone heard of him from Romper Stomper (1992) and wanted him for her film, The Quick and the Dead (1995). But filming on The Sum of Us (1994) had already begun. Sharon is reported to have held up shooting until she had her gunslinger-Crowe, for her film. With The Quick and the Dead (1995) under his belt as his first American film, the second was offered to him soon after. Virtuosity (1995), starring Denzel Washington, put Him in the body of a Virtual Serial Killer, Sid6.7 ... a role unlike any he had played so far. Virtuosity (1995), a Sci-Fi extravaganza, was a fun film and, again, opened the door to even more American offers. L.A. Confidential (1997), His third American film, brought him the US fame and attention that his fans have felt he deserved all along. Missing the Oscar nod this time around, he didn't seem deterred and signed to do his first film with The Walt Disney Company, Mystery, Alaska (1999). He has recently achieved even more success and awards for his performances in Gladiator (2000) and A Beautiful Mind (2001).
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Black Holes And Ducks Just Don't Go Well Together!!! Sep 21, 2008 9:49 am
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€ $ £ ♨The FLAME BUDDY ♨ for Aussie Penelope (ms_warriorthingy)... € $ £ Let's do all we can to keep Daffy, Donald and friends safe ok???
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A very serious moment please! Sep 18, 2008 9:45 pm
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He wakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother in law.
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Is There A Rapture Of The Church? Is It Taught In The Scriptures? Jun 15, 2008 7:48 am
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I have seen posts here where others have mocked the idea of the rapture of the church. I have also seen just about every nonessential doctrine become a place of contention and dividing of the body of Christ here on B.C. all because many of us myself included at times have not learned to hold our doctrinal view in humility! When I say nonessential doctrines I mean any of those that one must believe in order to be saved such as we are saved by God's grace alone through faith alone in the finished work of Jesus on the cross alone and that Jesus is fully God and fully man and therefore is the only One who can pay the sin debt that we all under with our fallen sinful natures.



I do believe in the rapture of the church and believe it will happen very soon with all that's transpiring especially with the Jews being brought home to their own land where they have to be when Jesus returns at His second coming at the battle of Armageddon. Now I know many will say this is not something that was taught in scriptures and only resonantly been brought to light through a wild eyed Margret MacDonald's vision and in which Darby and Scofield picked up on. What others may have forgotten is that Paul talks about the the great departure in 1 Thessalonian and 1 Corrinthians as well as other places and there is records of others in church history that have believed in this too.



In the 11Th chapter Daniel he was told to seal up the book of his vision of the last days when knowledge will be increased and I believe this is why there is a great world wide anticipation within the church of the Lords soon return to snatch up His bride before Antichrist will be revealed and the start of God's judgment upon the whole Christ rejecting world with the 7 year period of the great tribulation. If you look back on the 15Th and 16Th centuries when the reformation happened you will find that the battle cry from all the priests that came out of the RCC during this time was rightfully addressing the doctrine of salvation by grace alone through faith alone and not of works or through a church! Everyone was focused in on this much needed understanding and a return to the scriptural truth relating to this yet they weren't newly found Scriptures or some new doctrine that the reformers were espousing but the word of God that the church throughout the centuries had gotten away from and forgotten.

That was the message for that period of the church and God was opening the eyes of many during to the simple truth of salvation by grace through faith and away from works or RCC membership that had befallen so many during that time. One could say the same thing about all this during that time when God worked in the hearts of so many yet it has always been taught and believed. In the same respect I believe that God is doing just the very same thing the past 3 or 4 hundred years as the day ever approaches when Jesus Himself will come back and call out His Bride to be with Him before God's judgment is to come to this world. One other thing !Thessalonian was believed to be one of Paul's earliest writing to the church dating back to about 20 years after his ministry so the rapture goes all the way back as far one can go even though it has been neglected but as I said I believe God has begun to open the eyes of the church in these last days to this all important and Bible taught truth. If you don't agree with me thats fine and will not effect either one of our relationship to the Lord nor should it effect of fellowship with one another either I just hope I'm standing close to you when it happens to see the look on your face. I'm not opening this up for comments coz I know all to well there will be all sorts here that will take exception to what i've just shared and sadly it will lead to the in house fighting we've all seen here more times than we can count or like to remember!
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I think I need to see my Doctor and get some "Flomax" Jun 6, 2008 10:00 pm
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I just got finished writing littlemstrouble maker an e-mail and was going to sleep when the inspiration came to me for this post! Sooooo i turned on the light and got by b-hind over here to write this so I can get up in the morning with my 1st cuppa of joe and see who was here leaving a comment Not that I will respond or anything like that coz if you notice I been kinda in a funk about doing that from time to time and the mother of all funk has surley landed upon me recently

Well this maybe more infor than you care to hear about but I figure if Pen can im and tell me she has to p as she did with me tonight then I figured I should be able to share my having to go to the bathroom 3, 4, even 5 times a night Soooo seeing that is a common symtom to guys my age, just a tad this side from being over the hill on the the other side of that hill you will find the great yendor huffing and a puffing just grateful to have ever been able to get over that dam ahhh darn thing!

Well, I like that word in case you hadn't noticed I may have an enlarge prostate or maybe it's because of my trying to do the right thing by excersizing in riding my bike to work for about 5 years straight from 1997 to 2002! Now Al Gore would have been proud of me coz I never hardly drove my car the 14 miles round trip during that time even when we had a really bad el nino rain year

Well I got to thinking that it was because of my dilagents in wanting to get in shape and help the eviroment in the procees that caused my prostate to go wacko and have me do all these late night duncanny runs of late How could the bike riding have anything to do with it? I know your thinking that aren't you?

well it's because of that tinly winny itty bitty European seat that we have to sit on thats why!!! Have you ever seen the adverage American male sit on one of those? thats right the darn thing disapears from sight completely and if you could see the fellas face after he's sat down it would look something like this I mean come on maybe those skinny little Euro boys have no problems with putting their skinny little Euro butts on one of them but hey they're not made for the adverage American male butt and some American females I've noticed too

Well if we are to stop all of the needless carnage being done to the American male butt then I want to be the very first to demand that Congress pass a law and replace all those skinny Euro seats with something more suited for us here in the good old U.S.A. like maybe a John Dear tractor seat yeah baby thats what I'm talking about I can see the looks changing all ready whenever an American man sat on his tiny little skinny seated Euro bike seat being that of to his newly installed big as all ourdoors American made John Dear tractor seated mountain bike to one more becoming of his stately manner mo9re like this

Well There you have it the post of my late night inspiration like it or not see you in the morning
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