A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'
'Of course. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
'The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.' 'Next.'
I was reading a comment somewhere by Terri [racefan 4] where she refereed to Tricia [parrotnut] as.....parrothead I nearly died laughing and I'm not sure if Terri meant to say that or if it was a typo but i was talking to Penelope on the tele and told her and she loved it too sooooo looks like your stuck with it Tricia like it or not!!!
Now we give each other nick's as term of endearment don't we? Sure we do so I want to open this up to allow everyone and anyone to share some of the nick names you've given others here and not only that but maybe even come up with some dossies for those not having one or to add on top of those who do
I've been called Duncan, duncy, dunk, duncanny thank you netty and one of my favorites by a fellow country man here as ....you idiot
OK now Helen who has gone to spelling her name as Aneleh whatever that means used to go by "for-ewe" and I started calling her sweetest ewe but Byron refereed to her as "lamb chop" loved that one Netty has been called Nettywetty, Netty spaghetti, and even Nettywettyspeggetti by a few of the more ingenious here Like me
Penelope another one of our little munchkins from down under has been called P for short, sweetp and I think even mslittletroublemakerthingy Which sooooooo fits her personality so perfectly doesn't it? So as our little friend would say let your creative juices flow ad let's hear some of the nicks you've given others and/or what you might like to give them now!!!
I want to open the floor by asking what are we going to call Rodney [Yendor]???? I mean what is a yendor???? it's sounds like some kind of mushroom or something doesn't it???? Would you like some yendors on your steak???? Anybody got any ideas like maybe the "big Cahooooona" or something??? And I don't think we can let Susan get away with just ..."aka Red" or Paula with "imadeit3" can we???
Come on share those nick's with all of us and just maybe we can come up with some brand new one's for others in the process
I nearly died laughing and I'm not sure if Terri meant to say that or if it was a typo
but i was talking to Penelope on the tele and told her and she loved it too sooooo looks like your stuck with it Tricia like it or not!!!
and one of my favorites by a fellow country man here as ....you idiot
