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What Do These Words Have In Common Nov 14, 2007 3:08 am
Mood: loved, 720 Views
See if you can figure out what these seven words have in common!!!

Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

Give it your best shot!!!

Tell you later. And, no, sorry I can't give you a hint!!
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How Logically Clever Are You....Compared To A Dog? Nov 13, 2007 5:57 am
Mood: amused, 707 Views
JUST 10 QUESTIONS TO SEE HOW LOGICALLY CLEVER YOU ARE AND HOW CLEVER YOU ARE COMPARED TO A DOG!!!

1. If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of? Green Bricks?

2. If a girl who works in a candy store is five feet three inches tall, and wears size five shoes, what does she weigh?

3. Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?

4. How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?

5. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

6. How many books can you put on an empty shelf?

7. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

8. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?

9. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

10. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?


ANSWERS:
1. No, glass.
2. Candy.
3. Neither, they both burn shorter.
4. By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
5. None. Moses was not on the ark.
6. One. After that it isn't empty.
7. 12
8. 9
9. Because he is still alive.
10. Because the beggar is a woman.


How many did you get correct?
10 - Very Intelligent
9 - Reliable Mind
8 - Confident Smarts
7 - Sharp
6 - Keen
5 - Balanced Thinking
4 - Alert
3 - Instructive
2 - Responsive
1 - Peculiar
0 - Numb

How clever are you compared to a dog?
10 - Border Collie
9 - Poodle
8 - German Shepherd
7 - Golden Retriever
6 - Doberman Pinscher
5 - Shetland Sheepdog
4 - Papillon
3 - Labrador Retriever
2 - Rottweiler
1 - Australian Cattle Dog
0 - None. Sorry all dogs are more clever than you.

I'm a 4.....gee, what's wrong with me???? (Hey, don't answer that!!!) Hope you had fun and laughed at yourself today!!!
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Men vs. Women Nov 12, 2007 6:52 am
Mood: cheerful, 685 Views
BATHROOMS

Does a man have an average of six items in his bathroom, a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn?

Vs.

Is the average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom 437, and a man not be able to identify most of these items?

GROCERIES

Does a woman make a list of things she needs and then go out to the store and buy these things?

Vs.

Do man wait until the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and ketshup; then he goes grocery shopping; buy everything that looks good, so by the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than sardines, then of course, it will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane?

SHOES:

When preparing for work, a woman will put on a dress, then slip on sneakers, carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag, and when a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes, but five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are beginning to ache?

Vs.

A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day, but how many days will he wear the same socks?

DRESSING UP

Does a woman dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or even just to get the mail?

Vs.

Do men only dress up for weddings and funerals?

LAUNDRY

Do women do laundry every couple of days so clothes are clean always?

Vs.

Do men wear every article of clothing he owns, including his pants from his last year in high school, before he will do his laundry? And when he is finally out of clothes, will he wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat, and then, why do men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat?

EATING OUT

Do men when the check comes, each guy will toss $20 on the table, even though the bill is $22.50, and none of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back?

Vs.

Do when the women get their check, out come the pocket calculators, and it's all divided equally to the exact change, including the tip?

MIRRORS

Are men vain, checking themselves out in a mirror several times a day?

Vs.

Are women ridiculous by checking out their reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, store windows, even a bald man's head?

THE TELEPHONE

Do men see the telephone as a communication tool, where they use the telephone to send short messages to other people?

Vs.

Does a woman visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home call the same friend and talk for three hours?

RESTROOMS

1. Do men use restrooms for purely biological reasons?

Vs.

Do women use restrooms as social lounges?

2. Do men in a restroom never speak a word to each other?

Vs.

Do women who've never met each other leave a restroom giggling together like old friends?

3. Has never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"

Vs.

Why is it so acceptable when women go to the ladies room they go together?

Hmmm.....women sound more logical to me!!!
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Say And Hear Nov 11, 2007 7:16 am
Mood: beautiful, 582 Views
WHAT WIVES SAY...

...I've got to go to the store; lay down the mulch; wash and wax the car; get the kids at school; rent some videos; and finish the rest of the dishes.

WHAT HUSBANDS HEAR...

...GO.....LAY DOWN.....AND.....GET.....SOME.....REST.

Gee, now I know why guys act the way they do....certain words are like magnets to their brains!!!
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Testing Positive Nov 11, 2007 6:58 am
Mood: beautiful, 566 Views

"You're fired! The lab tests came back and you tested positive for Coke!"
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A Boy Teaching A Girl Arithmetic Nov 10, 2007 11:23 am
Mood: joyous, 595 Views
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.

So he kissed her once; then he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."

The girl thought, then in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "So then now that's subtraction, right?"

Then he kissed her and she kissed him, without any explanation.

And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication."

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.

He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"


Hey, I'd like to learn arithmetic like this!!!! But I'm afraid of the end result....cuz, may Dad can still do long division!!!
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Secret Service Nov 9, 2007 5:59 am
Mood: Rushed, 557 Views
A man was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

The preacher grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

The Pastor inquired, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

The man whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

Just a quick little joke today...hope you at least smiled.....a little!!!
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Signs Of Senility Nov 8, 2007 5:13 am
Mood: peaceful, 643 Views
The First Sign of Senility:

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."

"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to zip down."

Symptoms of senility:

1. If you send the same e-mail twice.

2. If you send blank e-mail.

3. If you send e-mail to the wrong person.

4. If you send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.

5. If you forget to attach attachments.

6. If you hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.

7. If you don't remember if you sent this one out. So you send it again.

You're senile if you've done all this with or without the use of a computer!

If you've discovered:

1. You started out with nothing, and you still have most of it.

2. You finally got your head together; now your body is falling apart.

3. If you think all is not lost, then where is it?

4. If it is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

5. If some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

6. If you wish the buck stopped here; cuz you sure could use a few.

7. If the only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

8. If God wanted you to touch your toes, He would have put them on your knees.

9. If it's not hard to meet expenses...cuz, they're everywhere.

10. If the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

11. If these days, you spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter; you go somewhere to get something and then wonder what you're here after.

Yep, then you're senile all right.


Did you read this before??? Can't remember??? Read it again to make sure!!! LOL
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Do You Know Your Fears???? Nov 7, 2007 3:26 am
Mood: curious, 691 Views

See how many of these phobias you already know. Choose the phobia you think corresponds to the definition......without cheating, of course! Hey, we all know we can look 'em up but how fun is that?

If you suffer from 'testophobia', in which case don't take this test!!!

1. The obsessive fear of tight, enclosed spaces is called:
A. agoraphobia
B. acrophobia
C. claustrophobia
D. klaustrophobia

2. The obsessive fear of open public places is called:
A. agoraphobia
B. acrophobia
C. klaustrophobia
D. xenophobia

3. The obsessive fear of foreigners is called:
A. acrophobia
B. xenophobia
C. agoraphobia
D. claustrophobia

4. The obsessive fear of high places is called:
A. agoraphobia
B. claustrophobia
C. hippophobia
D. acrophobia

5. The obsessive fear of the French is called:
A. Hellenophobia
B. Gallophobia
C. Francephobia
D. Frenchyphobia

6. The medical name for rabies is:
A. homophobia
B. hypophobia
C. hyperphobia
D. hydrophobia

7. The obsessive fear of Greeks is called:
A. Hellenophobia
B. Grekophobia
C. Athenophobia
D. Greekophobia

8. The obsessive fear of animals is called:
A. hippophobia
B. animophobia
C. xylophobia
D. zoophobia

9. The obsessive fear of deep water is called:
A. dipsophobia
B. acrophobia
C. bathyphobia
D. hydrophobia

10. The obsessive fear of horses is called:
A. equinophobia
B. hippophobia
C. bovinophobia
D. orsophobia

I'll let you know which ones you got correct! If you score 100%, hope it's not cuz you're suffering from all these fears.
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Multitasking Nov 6, 2007 5:25 am
Mood: Busy, 563 Views
A pretty woman with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her "What happened?"
She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"
"The person called back."

Ouch!!!
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