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So Far It's 2 Girls To Every Guy	Nov 28, 2007 7:58 am Mood: adventurous, 642 Views
We've got a brave number of participants who are oddly curious as to who is their BC love. Could it be you??? Take A Test To Find Out! So far the average is two girls to every guy!!! Come join the fun and perhaps discover a cutie right here under your nose!!! There will be a separate test for the Men and one for the Ladies. Depending on your scores, your match-made-in-heaven will be revealed to you!! So, are you IN or are you OUT??? Stay curious.....the quizzes are coming soon!
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A Fisherman's Tale - Letting Go Of The Biggest Fish In The Pond	Nov 28, 2007 7:37 am Mood: happy, 504 Views
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a car coming across the bridge and jumps in the lake. The car crosses the bridge and the man gets back into the boat, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. A few minutes later the same car is approaching the bridge from the opposite direction and again the fisherman jumps in the lake. After the car crosses, the man gets back into the boat, again picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. The other guy says, "What's got you so jumpy? Every time a car comes by you end up in the water." The first guy responds, "Well, I told my wife I'd be out back cutting the grass. If she catches me fishing instead of doing the chores around the house again, she'll really let me have it." "Okay," says the other guy, "I understand, but what are you going to tell her when she sees you in those wet clothes and smell like fish?" The first guy explains, "Oh, that's easy. She'll just think I'm sweaty and smelly from cutting the grass." All of a sudden he gets a tug on the line. Stuggles to bring in his catch and finally gets the fish into the boat with the help of the other fisherman. They both marvel as it's size. The other guy says, "That's got to be the biggest fish of all time! You're going to be famous." Just then a car stops in the middle of the bridge. A woman gets out and peers over its edge. She yells down to the fishermen. "There you are, Charlie! I finally caught you. Figured you were fishing instead of trimming the lawn like you promised. Now throw that fish back and get home or we're through," she angrily demanded, then left. The two were silent for a moment before the other guy said, "Looks like you best be getting home. That sure was a great fish you got there. Guess you better throw it back like she says." Charlie looked down at the fish, then exclaimed, "Are you kidding me? I'm keeping it! Gonna be famous." "But you will lose your wife," the other guy reminded. Charlie replied, "It's not just a fisherman's tale that sometimes the biggest fish in the pond gets away, but in my case, I'm willing to let her go."
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Who's Your BC Love....Take A Test To Find Out	Nov 27, 2007 7:36 am Mood: adventurous, 901 Views
Have you wondered if that special someone is right here under your nose at BC? Willing to take a test to find out??? There will be a separate test for the Men and one for the Ladies. Depending on your scores, your match-made-in-heaven will be revealed to you!! So, are you in or are you out??? This could be loads of fun!!! (What else would you expect, it's being conducted my none other than myself)
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Quick Quiz Of Things You Should Already Know	Nov 26, 2007 8:03 pm Mood: silly, 553 Views
If you think you are smart, then take this quiz of random info. Remember no cheating. This is not a TV game show, so no phoning a friend. It's not an open book test so keep your nose out of the resources and your fingers away from the Internet. It should take you less than 200 seconds to take this quiz......START NOW! Question 1: How many cookies does a person eat in their life time? a. 40,000,000,000 b. 35,000 c. 14,000 Question 2: In the Newsiet, what song does Jack sing while on a horse? a. Santa Fe b. King of New York c. The World Will Know Question 3: Have scientists found a planet in another universe? a. Mars b. No c. Yes Question 4: Budapest is the capital of what country? a. Belgium b. Hungary c. Austria Question 5: Which character in the musical Oliver sang My Name? a. Oliver Twist b. Bill Sykes c. Fagan Question 6: Which of these instruments is a woodwind instrument? a. Cello b. Tuba c. Flute Question 7: What does confabulate mean? a. to remain silent b. to chat c. agitation Question 8: What colors come in a standard crayon box? a. Purple, Rose, Violet, Lime Green, Yellow b. Red, Purple, Blue, Green, Brown, Black, Yellow, Orange c. Red, Purple, Blue, Green, Brown, Black, Yellow, Orange, Pink Question 9: What is the name of the dinosaur named after the Harry Potter series? a. Dracorex Hogwartsia b. Dumbledore Hogwarts c. Hermione's Snapes Question 10: What book helps you find words that are different from other words, but mean the same thing? a. Dictionary b. Thesaurus c. Atlas Good Luck!!!
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Almost Perfect	Nov 26, 2007 5:31 am Mood: blah, 687 Views
An old man sat on a park bench pondering and asking himself, "what am I going to do?" A young jogger, hearing his cry of woe, comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde. And we're so happy together." The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park worrying?" The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."
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Taking A Funny Holiday	Nov 25, 2007 11:31 am Mood: Unfunny, 659 Views
I feel funny!! I have a funny feeling about posting something because nothing seems funny to me today!!! Everything that came to mind....I said, okay, but where's the funny??? Can't find it! I think my funny thingy is broken. I sure hope it can be fixed!!! Maybe my funny maker is just tired and needs a rest. I've got to do something to get my funny bones back to their usual funny self!! So when feeling unfunny what's a funny person to do???? I know....take a Funny Holiday!!! I can deal with all the unavoidable things in life but I cannot under any circumstances deal with the unbearable, unbelievable, uncommon, uncalled-for, uncouth, undesirable, ungodly, and unhealthy fact of being unfunny!! Feeling like this guy today!!!
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Understanding The Secret Language Of Females	Nov 24, 2007 7:55 am Mood: Soft sigh, 617 Views
What do certain words mean when spoken by a woman to a man? Word: Fine This is the word that's use at the end of any argument that women feel they are right about but say it to end the argument. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. Word: Five minutes The timespan is actually a half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last, so that's an even trade. Word: Nothing This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies there's going to be a argument. Word: Go ahead (with raised eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset, you believe it's over "Nothing," and argument will ensue and end with the word "Fine". Word: Go ahead (normal eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". Then you will get the raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Fine" and thus the cycle continues. Word: Loud sigh This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing," but this time it really is over nothing. Be careful not to confuse the two nothings!!! Actually there are three nothings, and that's sweet nothings, which come into pay later. Word: Soft sigh Again, not a word, but a verbal statement, nonetheless. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. Word: That's okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. Word: Please do This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful you'll get a "That's Okay" and you know what comes next there. Word: Thanks A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome. Word: Thanks a lot This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you it's "Nothing" and man, it's really, really something. So now you know about the secret language of Women!!! Good LUCK, men!!! Come on, it's really very easy to please a woman, just don't do anything we don't like!!!
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Quick Quiz For Geniuses	Nov 23, 2007 7:43 am Mood: cheerful, 670 Views
ARE YOU REALLY A TRUE GENIUS? TAKE THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT. Question 1: What does energy equal to? a. mass and velocity square b. cannot think c. mass and capacity Question 2: How many parts does the theory of relativity have? a. 3 b. 2 c. 1 Question 3: Who wrote the theory of relativity? a. Tom Sawyer b. Harry Potter c. Albert Einstein Question 4: Zero originated in which country? a. India b. China c. Egypt Question 5: Which of these is one of the wonders of the world? a. Statue of Liberty b. Christ The Redeemer c. Leaning Tower of Pisa Question 6: Where was Albert Einstein from? a. France b. Germany c. China Question 7: Who invented the first light bulb? a. John Swan b. Albert Einstein c. Thomas Alva Edison Question 8: What is the capital of India? a. Old Delhi b. New Delhi c. Chennai Question 9: Who invented the telephone? a. Alexander Graham Bell b. John Baird c. Albert Einstein Question 10: What is the capital of Egypt? a. New Delhi b. Cairo c. Greenland This was a hard one...how'd you do?
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Comment To Iceteaplease's Blogger Education Duo	Nov 23, 2007 1:39 am Mood: cheerful, 656 Views
Oh, what to do when the blog hog's got you screaming for space ANSWER: Get little T on their case...
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Check Out Ocean Blue's Song	Nov 22, 2007 9:22 am Mood: thankful, 586 Views
Here are the lyrics to Ocean Blue's song titled "Between Something And Nothing" Words that form a sentence Words that form a phrase In a poem or a letter Could not convey the meaning Of what this man has done In a painting On canvas As the colors fading They dictate my mood Can you see me Are you near me I find myself on canvas I find myself on stage Can you see me Are you near me And I long to know you're real And I long for you to be part of me I long to know you're real And I long for you to be a part of me In the fading twilight I sit and stare at her In all her beauty Her beauty You know I have to wonder Why all great men must die And leave their treasure They leave their treasure Think you'll enjoy the music! Go to You Tube and just type in Ocean Blue....look for Between Something And Nothing...
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