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Is It True Or Not? Dec 29, 2007 7:04 am
Mood: content, 806 Views
Is it true that....

...the Queen of England does not have the right to vote in any British election.

...the Queen of England has two birthdays.

...a queen termite can live up to 50 years and have 30,000 children every day.

...the reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

...the reason most mosquito bites itch is because mosquitoes inject saliva into the persons skin before they suck your blood. They take it out once they are done, but if they are forced to fly away, they don’t get a chance to draw the saliva out. And it is their saliva that causes the itch.

...the reason why the very beginning of The Wizard of Oz is black and white, is because color was not available at that point. When color was available, the writers decided to start using it in Munchkinland.

...the record for the most weddings is held by King Mogul of Siam, who had 9000 weddings and 9000 wives.

...the red kangaroo of Australia can jump 27 feet in one bound.

...the red spot on the 7up cans comes from it’s inventor. He was an albino (albinos have red eyes).

...the right lung is slightly larger than the left.

...the rose family of plants, in addition to flowers, gives us apples, pears, plums, cherries, almonds, peaches and apricots.

...the rosy periwinkle plant, found in Madagascar, is used to cure leukemia.

...the rumble you hear that is created when a Harley’s engine runs has been patented by the company (Harley Davidson).

...the S in Harry S Truman stands for nothing.

...the sea of tranquility is found on the moon.

...the sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!

Apparently, everything here is true! And now you know!
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How Smart Is Your Right Foot? Dec 28, 2007 4:06 am
Mood: amused, 923 Views
This may boggle your mind. And if you are anywhere
near as stubborn as I am, you will keep trying few times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make
clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so. And, there’s nothing you can do about it!

Go ahead KEEP TRYING ALL YOU WANT!
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Bad Parrots, Good Parrots??? Dec 27, 2007 8:22 am
Mood: amused, 919 Views
A woman approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."

So the next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house.

The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!"

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For Christmas I Got Something I Don't Want And Can't Return! Dec 26, 2007 2:21 am
Mood: shocked, 948 Views
Hey Merry, Merry Christmas everyone!!!

Hope all your Christmases were wonderful as well as mine was......except for something I got that both I do not want and am unable to return.

Curious what it is?

A nightmare! Yep. Plain and simply I retired early for a long winter's nap.....wait a minute how long is a long winter's nap???....cuz, I never get more than six hours at one shot....anyhow, I was all cozy in my new PJs and soft blanket, nestled for what could have been eight solid hours when suddenly I'm awoken at 2:30 in the morning. Disturbed with a nightmare. Just horrible being chased by savage American Indians, you know the type you've seen on movies from years and years ago, the really ruthless ones who have no decency and are out to scalp anyone. Yikes!!! That's my nightmare.....I had to run away and hide everywhere I could to save my life. No matter where I hid, they'd walk pass the area, and I could hear them searching every inch....it was only moments before one would find me hiding inside a tiny space full of cobwebs, perhaps bats....oh, who knows what.....in an attic.

With heart racing and shear panic striking me, I awoke....tried to shake the dream off.....took a drink of milk.....heard sometimes milk aids sleep.

Ahhhhh......nice, not too bad, it's 3:00 a.m., I'm getting sleepy again and drift off........What??? No way!!!! Not again.....yep, they're still after me!!! How can that be, I awoke and got up out of bed and everything.

So since 3:45 this morning I'm awake....afraid the next time I settle down they just might get me.

All I wanna know is who slipped me the punch with the horrible nightmare in it????

Oh, well, this way I can visit my brothers and sisters and niece and nephews homes a bit earlier, which means more time to play with their toys!!! And I thought I already suffered a bad nightmare!!!
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I Would Do Anything For Love Dec 24, 2007 8:15 am
Mood: peaceful, 965 Views
What would you do for love?



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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

PEACE

LOVE

JOY
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Do You Ever See Hate Where You See Love? Dec 23, 2007 2:47 pm
Mood: amused, 899 Views
Take a look....see what you think!



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What Christmas Should Be... Dec 23, 2007 8:19 am
Mood: mellow, 759 Views
Christmas is almost here....what should Christmas be?

Will it be the same as last year or will it be different?

Will you ask for more or less than you had last year?

Will you call a friend whom you have missed to perhaps spend time together this year?

Will all your dreams come true?

What are your wishes for the perfect way that Christmas should be this year?

For me I'd wish to attend a party or dinner for two with that special someone. Celebrating the season would light up my life with simple pleasures that are shared between just two! Making memories to cherish sitting near the Christmas tree with its shower of sparkling lights....it's my wish that we'd spend our lives together.

But as that is a dream yet to come true, I will spend Christmas with family and friends all around. Exchanging gifts and wishes of love, peace, happiness, and joy.

Though I pray for Peace in all the world and keep the troops close to heart at this time as they are apart from loved ones so dear!!
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Oh, Please God... Dec 22, 2007 9:51 am
Mood: happy, 799 Views
...don't let this bath end just yet!!



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Cyber-Gift Exchange Dec 20, 2007 7:02 pm
Mood: mellow, 1312 Views
Are you ready to Exchange Cyber-Gifts??? Hope so because it's time!!!

Decided to post tonight in case anyone is not available to tomorrow and for anyone who just can't wait!!!

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CYBER-GIFT EXCHANGE MATCH UP




.....................................EXCHANGE WITH
3,839,427 = FRAZZIE.........ForeverHoping
193 = OCEANBLUE.............Blair_of_Oshawa
121 = AUTUMNSKY..............BristerBate
116 = SOPHIE................KHarbor
112 = RACEFAN...............Iceteaplease
110 = BLAIR.................Racefan4
100 = FIDGET................Glefina2
98 = ICETEAPLEASE...........AutumnSky
92 = BRISTERBATE............Fidget
64 = FOREVERHOPING..........ThomasW
59 = KHARBOR................4GVNRN
52 = 4GVNRN.................Meow
44 = THOMASW................Sophie
28 = GLEFINA................OceanBlue
21 = MEOW...................Frazzie


It's time to have a little fun!!
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I Will If You Will... Dec 20, 2007 12:51 pm
Mood: good, 844 Views
Guess it's true dogs are man's best friend!!

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