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A Kiss Is A Kiss Feb 2, 2008 7:22 pm
Mood: kissable, 1063 Views
What do you know about kissing?

Here's a 10 question quiz to find out.

There are only two possibilities....pass or fail.

If you pass....your lips are ready for some serious kissing!!!

If you fail....your lips are in serious need of practice kissing!!

1. The scientific name for kissing is:
a. philematology
b. philanthropy
c. philology

2. The average person will spend an estimated ______ minutes kissing in their lifetime.
a. 10,483
b. 20,160
c. 50,216

3. 50 percent of all people kiss have their first romantic kiss before they are:
a. 12
b. 14
c. 18

4. You burn _____ calories in a one minute kiss.
a. 14
b. 18
c. 26

5. Feelings of passion cause a surge of chemicals in the brain similar to those brought on by
a. bungee jumping
b. distance running
c. both of the above

6. The longest kiss on film was between Jane Wyman and Regis Tommey in the 1941 movie You're in the Army Now. It lasted:
a. 2 minutes and 5 seconds
b. 2 minutes and 25 seconds
c. 3 minutes and 5 seconds

7. Over ____ facial muscles are involved in passionate kissing:
a. 23
b. 34
c. 48

8. Your lips are ____ times more sensible than the tips of your fingers.
a. 20
b. 50
c. 100

9. A study by a Canadian anthropologist demonstrated that 97 percent of women shut their eyes during a kiss but only ___ percent of men did.
a. 37
b. 48
c. 56

10. The Romans soon discovered that a kiss has many meanings and assigned words for these different types of kisses, such as basium meaning:
a. friendship kiss
b. passionate kiss
c. savium

How do you think you did?
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A Blonde Cop Feb 2, 2008 6:04 am
Mood: cheerful, 732 Views

Perhaps you've already heard this one before....and I really try not to post blonde jokes.....BUT

A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The driver searches around in her handbag but can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist searches her bag again, all she finds is a mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "Oh, wait, I have this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then."

So the blonde motorist hands the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over in the first place. You're free to go."



Having blonde friends sure does get one out of trouble, wouldn't you say???
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Engineers......What Are They Thinking??? Feb 1, 2008 8:21 am
Mood: cheerful, 655 Views
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"

The pastor said, "Hey, keep the peace. Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."

The pastor said, "Hi, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime they want."

The group was silent for a moment and the greens keeper left.

The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "I've got an idea, why can't these guys play at night?"

Yep, sometimes engineers think too much!!!
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Get Fit The Easy Way!! Jan 31, 2008 5:29 pm
Mood: cheerful, 618 Views
Hmmmmmm, getting fit and building strength.....it's so hard....not to mention hard to keep motivated. Well, here's a little secret for building arm and shoulder muscles. It's best to start with three days a week.

Begin by standing (even in your cubicle at work) with a five pound potato sack in each hand. Extend your arms straight out to your sides and hold them there as long as you can.

After a few weeks, move up to ten pound potato sacks and then fifty pound potato sacks, and finally get to where you can lift one hundred pound potato sacks in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

Next, start putting a few potatoes in the sacks.



Now, that's easy exercise!!! Hopefully your cheeks just got a little workout!!!
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Do You Judge Others By Their Appearance?? Jan 30, 2008 2:06 pm
Mood: curious, 753 Views
A friend of mine asked, "Do you judge people by their appearance?" My reply was, "It depends what they look like!!"

So often we make up our minds about each other when we first lay eyes upon one-another. Especially over the Internet a quick look at one's photo and instantly we're off to the next. So we judge people even before they speak. Perhaps its body language, which is not just the way one moves and holds their body, it is also the way we dress and appear physically, or our personal expression in relation to clothing and accessories.

So whether we judge or not on appearance alone, if we give someone the time of day, we don't stop judging them there, we tend to seek out a person's job, believing what work they do can give us a clue about their character and personality. We evaluate them with every piece of information we obtain.

Is this entirely shallow of us, or is it actually a natural way of behaving. Are we generally unaware we do this? And if so might it be linked to a survival mechanism? Such as in hundreds of years ago being able to recognize whether the person we were about to bump into was friend or foe could have meant the difference between life and death. Could judging people on first appearances stem from that time period?

So it would seem that we all judge and are judged by our appearance, but does it make it right??

I will admit that if someone contacts me through email and is interested in dating me, I do quickly dismiss them on appearance alone, but often after I've read their email I either agree with my impulsive first impression or totally reconsider. I read a lot from pictures, both good and bad. When doing so, I believe I'm skeptical and trying to protect myself......but am I or do I just judge?

What about you.....how do you react to first appearances?
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When The Pope Wants To Drive... Jan 30, 2008 6:49 am
Mood: cheerful, 601 Views
After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel lightly), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today"

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work this morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.

The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," said the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, sir, he's really important," said the cop.

Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "No. Someone bigger."

Chief: "The Governor?"

Cop: "No. Someone bigger."

"Well," said the Chief,"Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What??? What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"



Wouldn't that be something, huh?

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Got A New Look Jan 29, 2008 6:05 pm
Mood: adventurous, 616 Views
If you're visiting my blog, you can see I've got a new look here....finally changed the colors from the old, default setting!!!

I've kept the default purples simply because I didn't know how to go about changing colors. Who knew you just click on the word Colors???

A few months ago I got adventurous and played around with it.....but I easily got frustrated because there's so many colors and shades to choose from, and I think they all need to blend in order not to make one sick!!!!

Today I tried again. So.......how did I do???

I just don't know if I love it so don't be surprised if I go back to the old, default settings in shades of purple!!!

Gee, I wonder how successful I'll be at adding a signature!!! I'm guessing I'll find out by clicking Signature???
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How Much Do You Know About Men Or Women??? Jan 29, 2008 7:11 am
Mood: curious, 603 Views
How much do you really know about men and women? See how your true-or-false answers to these simple questions about men and women agree with the findings of psychologists and sociologists.

1. Husband-wife arguments are usually won by the spouse who does the most talking.
True
False

2. Women are better at solving complicated problems than men.
True
False

3. Women tend to be more cheerful and optimistic than men.
True
False

4. Men get along on less sleep than women.
True
False

5. When faced with a severe crisis, a woman is more likely to go to pieces than a man.
True
False

6. Men are fussier about their food.
True
False

7. Men tend to be more self-centered than women.
True
False

8. When a couple has mother-in-law trouble, it's usually the wife's mother who is to blame.
True
False

9. Women talk more about men than men talk about women.
True
False

10. Wives understand their husbands better than their husbands understand them.
True
False

11. Women make more fuss about minor and non-existent ailments.
True
False

12. Men are more truthful than women.
True
False

13. Most husbands are more intelligent than their wives.
True
False

14. Divorced men are better second marriage risks than divorced women.
True
False

15. The widespread masculine belief that women are the most talkative sex actually has no basis in fact.
True
False

16. Women are more easily bored than men.
True
False

17. Men have quicker reflexes, react faster than women.
True
False


18. Men have a greater capacity for happiness than women.
True
False

Let's see how much you think you know, even about yourself!!
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How Masculine or Feminine Are You? Jan 28, 2008 7:04 am
Mood: curious, 1315 Views
1. Would you rather-
a. Work for a pleasant boss
b. Work for yourself

2. Which do you consider holds the greatest hope for the world-
a. Religion
b. Science

3. Which do you like better-
a. Music
b. Sports

4. When buying a new car, which is more important to you-
a. Design
b. Engine

5. Do you prefer-
a. Having decisions made for you
b. To make your own decisions

6. Men are more successful because of their-
a. Appearance
b. Capability

7. Are your feelings often easily hurt?
a. Yes
b. No

8. Which do you enjoy more?
a. Poetry
b. Detective stories

9. Have you a great fear of fire?
a. Yes
b. No

10. Which interest you more?
a. Art
b. Politics

11. Does impolite language annoy you?
a. Yes
b. No

12. Would you rather be-
a. Conventional
b. Startling

13. Which of these dogs would you rather own?
a. Poodle
b. Boxer

14. Do you like to go to parties and dances?
a. Yes
b. No

15. Have you ever cried at sad movies?
a. Yes
b. No

16. Do practical jokes annoy you?
a. Yes
b. No

17. Which does a woman need more-
a. Clothes
b. Intelligence

18. Do you resent persons using nicknames?
a. Yes
b. No

19. Would you rather-
a. Sell in a store
b. Sell outside

20. If your lights went out, would you-
a. Call the electric company
b. Try to fix them yourself

21. Do you like to buy antique furniture?
a. Yes
b. No

22. Do you prefer mingling with people more intelligent than yourself?
a. Yes
b. No

23. Is it hard for you to get up as soon as you awake?
a. Yes
b. No

24. Does soiled table linen disgust you?
a. Yes
b. No

25. Do you feel pity for a drowning bee?
a. Yes
b. No
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A Plane Jump Jan 27, 2008 9:20 am
Mood: cheerful, 567 Views
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they reach 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she then asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

Hey, even the instructor said it was a good question!!!
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