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My Little Bit of Heaven
  
Most of you are going through the same or similar trials and tribulations as I am though your stories may be a little different we are all still in the same boat. My prayer is that my little bit of heaven will make your little bit of heaven just a little bit better. May the Lord richly bless you all, cheers.
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For all you lexiophiles (lovers of words): Oct 6, 2008 3:05 pm
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A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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What Women Would Like To Hear Oct 6, 2008 8:19 am
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Wow, I just don't know what to do with this money we won in the lottery, so why don't you take it to the mall and see if you can find something to buy with it.

Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us.

Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie. If it's one thing I hate it's skinny women.

What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on romance movies.

You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn't seem to have the brain power that I find so attractive in a woman.

What a break, I won a prize on the radio station, tickets to either the super bowl or the opening of the New York Ballet. I got first choice so pack your bags for New York, we get to go to the ballet!

Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn looks when it's freshly mowed.

Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go furniture shopping.

Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up in a suit and tie.

I'm getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche?
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Reputation Versus Character: Oct 6, 2008 7:54 am
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“But the Lord said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the Lord sees not as man sees; for man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart.” 1Samuel 16:2.

It was not very long after the Flood that God’s people became more concerned with exterior glitter than inward adornment. They suddenly had an urge to do something big—something so spectacular that everyone would be talking about it. And so they proposed to build the infamous tower of Babel. In short, they lost sight of the difference in value between reputation and character.
Do we in the present era—centuries after the incidence of Babel—understand this difference? Reputation is what people say you are; character is what you really are.
Reputation is a manufactured thing, nailed together, bolted, hammered, and plated. Character is a piece of solid marble.
When you come to a new community, you have a reputation; when you leave you have established a character. Your reputation may be learned in an hour; but your character may not come to light for years. If you want a job, you need a reputation; but in order to keep that job you must have character.
Reputation is short lived, like a pretty daisy in a bud vase; character is like a strong, tall redwood tree. It is lasting. Reputation makes you rich or makes you poor; character makes you happy or it makes you miserable.
Which are you building, my friend—a good reputation, or a good character? May God bless you, as you strive to obtain a sterling character—one pleasing in God’s sight!
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