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My Little Bit of Heaven
  
Most of you are going through the same or similar trials and tribulations as I am though your stories may be a little different we are all still in the same boat. My prayer is that my little bit of heaven will make your little bit of heaven just a little bit better. May the Lord richly bless you all, cheers.
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Signs Your Life Is About To Change Aug 25, 2008 6:03 pm
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While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay Pride parade.

The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.

On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a highway, you suddenly run out of gas.

You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four bridesmaids and six pallbearers.

You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies, "I'm sorry, I don't do autopsies."

The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitation begins with, "Dear Weenie. . "

While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialogue box: ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N)

You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using radioactive material as tooth-filling.

At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-Haul van and a truck which looks similar to the ones on old Beverly Hillbillies TV show.

Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for pickles and ice cream.
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Hints from the Kitchen Aug 25, 2008 2:20 pm
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LUMPY GRAVY:
To prevent lumps from forming when making gravy or thickening stews, mix the flour or cornstarch with a little salted hot water.

EGGS BOILING:
Add a little salt to the water in which you boil the eggs, and if the eggs crack, the whites will not seep out.

PEELING:
1. The eggshells will peel off easier if a teaspoon of salt is added while boiling the eggs.
2. After boiling the eggs, plunge them immediately into cold water for 10 or 15 minutes. They will then peel beautifully.

FOOD ODORS ON HANDS:
Rid your hands of garlic or onion odors by washing them with a mixture of (baking) soda and water or by rubbing them with lemon juice.

WASHING GLASSWARE BY HAND:
When washing dishes by hand, eliminate soap film on glassware by adding a little vinegar to the rinse water.

STAINLESS STEEL FLATWARE WARNING:
If you should ever wash your sterling silver in the dishwasher, make sure you do not wash your stainless steel in the washer basket at the same time. This would damage the stainless. This sounds backwards, but it's true.

GREASY, SMELLY PANS AND DISHES:
When washing very greasy or smelly pans or dishes, put a few tablespoons of vinegar in the dishwasher to cut down the grease and to help remove the odor.
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Cracked Pot Aug 25, 2008 6:48 am
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An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream, "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them."
"For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate my table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace this life."
Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.
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