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I thought I told you females weren't allowed here Ok I really didn't think any of you could resist the temptation not to take a peeek anyhow  It's part and post of your fememine nature hey it's at the very core of your being to want to know what the heck is going on just about anything esppppppppppecialy when it comes to men isn't it  I know you can't help yourselves so just sit down and quietly [that means no talking] watch and listen ok?  Ok fellas pay no mind to the ladies sitting in the corner over there who are sitting and being very quiet as we discus some important macho manly talk I've been asked by a friend won't say her name but we all know she's come from the land down under is barely 5' 2'' on her tippy toes and goes by the handle of msthingeemagigeee or something like that Well she and her good friend who lives up near Belvellue Washington who claims to have red hair but Steve so rightly pointed out in one of her recent post that its more the color of "burnt orange" Well anyway she's asked me to help auction them off to the highest male bidder here on BC and I've accepted to do this coz at the rate their going they'll be very old and very wrinkled and any man in their age group that might have shown the slighest intrest in them won't be able to coz he would have already been dead for years and years and years  Sooooooooo I am going to have an auction for these two old ahhhh i mean mature ladies sometime in the near future so you fellas start counting how many pigs and cows you have in pasture and begin rounding them up if you want to be the top sucker I mean bidder in this here "red neck yahoo I need a woman any woman auction" ok??? Auction to follow soon so don't miss it! don't want to get caught watching the paint dry or else you'd find the winter a bit more colder than you might like this time around A text out of context is but mere pretext |
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 9/29/2008 3:51 pm |
If u are close to being very desperate and have the attitude "life couldn't be any worse I guess" then your the kind of guy we want in this red neck auction so go ahead and sign up below if you will please A text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/29/2008 3:59 pm |
I don't have any cows and pigs any more, but there are a bunch of Mountain Patties left!  Hahahahahahahahahahaha You're Bad, GreggyPoo! Oh, no, me thinks me just wet meself!" Artie says "That Depends!" ROFLMBO--- I just did a pig snort. I don't know what I said, but Arnold ran off and is hiding in the shower again. I caught him with lipstick yesterday! I had to tell him that boy pigs don't wear lipstick! I am NOT laughing! The HECK I ain't!  Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve
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9/29/2008 4:03 pm |
I don't have any cows and pigs any more, but there are a bunch of Mountain Patties left! Hahahahahahahahahahaha You're Bad, GreggyPoo! Oh, no, me thinks me just wet meself!" Artie says "That Depends!" ROFLMBO--- I just did a pig snort. I don't know what I said, but Arnold ran off and is hiding in the shower again. I caught him with lipstick yesterday! I had to tell him that boy pigs don't wear lipstick! I am NOT laughing! The HECK I ain't! RASBERRIES Fill in the sound! Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve
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9/29/2008 4:10 pm |
P.S. -------> RASBERRIES Fill in the sound! Hey Greg, I wonder how many of the ladies sitting in the corner had an accident from laughing? Artie says "NO, Steve, laughing is NOT spelled lauhghing!" Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve
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9/29/2008 4:11 pm |
Oh Greggie!!!! You are bored today !!!!  Pen is a lovely lady from the land down under, infact we are all lovely ,us down from under ladies, hehehehe... I know, you are so smitten with Aussie sheilas, one day sweet Greggie, you will waltz with Matilda on an Aussie beach, hehehehe... or is that twirl with a pink tutu with ? Just home from a wonderful honeymoon matt31272 I love you my honey
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9/29/2008 4:12 pm |
seeing you are so haMsome and all, hehehe Just home from a wonderful honeymoon matt31272 I love you my honey
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 9/29/2008 4:37 pm |
Oh Greggie!!!! You are bored today !!!! Pen is a lovely lady from the land down under, infact we are all lovely ,us down from under ladies, hehehehe... I know, you are so smitten with Aussie sheilas, one day sweet Greggie, you will waltz with Matilda on an Aussie beach, hehehehe... or is that twirl with a pink tutu with ? Penelope Captive of Hope 
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9/29/2008 4:40 pm |
Now listen here my half an eyebrow, pink tutu'd letter cartel LA gigolo.......you were supposed to make us alluring and irresistible....we are looking for prospective husbands....not blinkin jackaroos!!! You better point out our good blinkin bits.....and I don't mean "those" bits either!!! Penelope Captive of Hope
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9/29/2008 5:55 pm |
OH this should be interesting... Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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9/29/2008 6:02 pm |
Hmmmm.... He whispers through the storm......"I am with you....." 
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9/29/2008 6:02 pm |
Oh, look, Now we have a fluffer powered smiley! Hahahahahahahahahaha Sure hope his little bottom doesn't get road rash! Hey Greg, I wonder how many of the ladies sitting in the corner had an accident from laughing? Artie says "NO, Steve, laughing is NOT spelled lauhghing!"  Yup if you have no cows and chickens then start counting your pennies you never know you just might get lucky and be the top bidder with themA text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/29/2008 6:07 pm |
Oh Greggie!!!! You are bored today !!!! Pen is a lovely lady from the land down under, infact we are all lovely ,us down from under ladies, hehehehe... I know, you are so smitten with Aussie sheilas, one day sweet Greggie, you will waltz with Matilda on an Aussie beach, hehehehe... or is that twirl with a pink tutu with ? well your right about the Aussie Shiela love affair thingy but bet you didn't know that I have suddenly very recently in fact found myself craving lamb and kiwi fruit for some stange reasonA text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/29/2008 6:13 pm |
Now listen here my half an eyebrow, pink tutu'd letter cartel LA gigolo.......you were supposed to make us alluring and irresistible....we are looking for prospective husbands....not blinkin jackaroos!!! You better point out our good blinkin bits.....and I don't mean "those" bits either!!! You mean to tell me there are other kinds??? Don't worry your pretty little self SweetP you and Susan are in reaaaaaaaly good hands with me Trust meA text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/29/2008 6:40 pm |
OH this should be interesting... A text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/29/2008 6:45 pm |
Hmmmm.... talk bout mission impossibleA text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/29/2008 7:26 pm |
hmmm, it ain't so much what it costs to git em, it's what they cost after ya got em! lol
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9/29/2008 7:50 pm |
No, Greg, how can we ladies possibly sign up for your little cattle auction if we are just sitting there being quiet and looking all purdy????? HUH, HUH?????? (Ahem, ya know, come ta think of it--I'm feeling kinda desperate................) "Jesus--He meets you where you are Jesus--He heals your secret scars All the love you're longing for is Jesus--The friend of a wounded heart" A wounded and broken heart We need to STOP spreading lies and half truths
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9/29/2008 9:46 pm |
All I gotta say is you have your work cut out for you since only a couple guys have even bothered to stop by!! (This is NOT boding well for us oh Ravishingly Beautiful and Youthful Friend from Down Under!!!) I'm going to link to this post in my signature and see if we can get some BIDDERS over here. Dunky's scaring me with his old and wrinkly talk!! I keep telling him we'll chase the old dudes around with our walkers, but he says they'll be DEAD! Hard to chase dead guys . . . I've been so busy getting ready for the prom. (Speaking of guys - have you seen my date? Limo, roses and the works! Maybe I won't need this blinkin' auction!!) (hee hee - a little aussie wearing off on me) Crikey! (I'm getting the hang of this!) So watch it with the old lady comments Mr Postman! The Thingy and I still got it - we just need someone to, shall we say, 'showcase our talents'. (No, no, not those talents!!) p.s. SEATTLE not Bellevue!! (can't even get his geography straight so how the heck is he going to handle an auction??) Susan aka Red God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him. Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20 Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there! Where I For Everything There is a Season Halloween Pics from Work
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9/29/2008 10:25 pm |
stands in the corner quietly cooking lamb roast with roast veges, gravy, mint sauce and to follow...pavlova with kiwifruit on top...and some grated chocolate Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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9/29/2008 10:47 pm |
You think you know me pretty good don't you little one well your right about the Aussie Shiela love affair thingy but bet you didn't know that I have suddenly very recently in fact found myself craving lamb and kiwi fruit for some stange reasonHMMMMMMM OK Greggie!!! Fill ya little sis in on the story.. whats this about lamb and kiwi fruit???? Just home from a wonderful honeymoon matt31272 I love you my honey
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9/29/2008 10:52 pm |
"Better to dwell in the wilderness, Than with a contentious and angry woman". Prov 21:19 lol.
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9/30/2008 4:26 am |
stands in the corner quietly cooking lamb roast with roast veges, gravy, mint sauce and to follow...pavlova with kiwifruit on top...and some grated chocolate I can't do this! "That old wrinkly thing scares me" OMGosh, I can't see to type! My neighbors prolly think I'm Nutz. Oh well. Bye Bye Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve
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9/30/2008 5:36 am |
hmmm, it ain't so much what it costs to git em, it's what they cost after ya got em! lol Good to see you again bro!A text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/30/2008 5:42 am |
No, Greg, how can we ladies possibly sign up for your little cattle auction if we are just sitting there being quiet and looking all purdy????? HUH, HUH?????? (Ahem, ya know, come ta think of it--I'm feeling kinda desperate................) They are both so sweet and beautiful but don't tell em I told you that I'm suppose to be their main tease [not skareece or however its spelled] here in the blogs and have standards and an immagine to upholdA text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/30/2008 5:46 am |
stands in the corner quietly cooking lamb roast with roast veges, gravy, mint sauce and to follow...pavlova with kiwifruit on top...and some grated chocolate I was wondering if you would yummmmmm I love lamb with mint sauce Sheryl A text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/30/2008 5:50 am |
HMMMMMMM OK Greggie!!! Fill ya little sis in on the story.. whats this about lamb and kiwi fruit???? Oooooh ok come here real close and I'll wisper in your ear...... look up at the comment above you... now sssssshhhhhhhh mums the word!A text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/30/2008 5:59 am |
All I gotta say is you have your work cut out for you since only a couple guys have even bothered to stop by!! (This is NOT boding well for us oh Ravishingly Beautiful and Youthful Friend from Down Under!!!) I'm going to link to this post in my signature and see if we can get some BIDDERS over here. Dunky's scaring me with his old and wrinkly talk!! I keep telling him we'll chase the old dudes around with our walkers, but he says they'll be DEAD! Hard to chase dead guys . . . I've been so busy getting ready for the prom. (Speaking of guys - have you seen my date? Limo, roses and the works! Maybe I won't need this blinkin' auction!!) (hee hee - a little aussie wearing off on me) Crikey! (I'm getting the hang of this!) So watch it with the old lady comments Mr Postman! The Thingy and I still got it - we just need someone to, shall we say, 'showcase our talents'. (No, no, not those talents!!) p.s. SEATTLE not Bellevue!! (can't even get his geography straight so how the heck is he going to handle an auction??) You'll get no arguement from me about that Susan you two got it and then some  Don't be thrown off by my being nice to you two right now I'll be back soon enough more like myself like a pesky little maskiteto busy around yours and pens ears yup you can take that to the bankA text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/30/2008 6:11 am |
"Better to dwell in the wilderness, Than with a contentious and angry woman". Prov 21:19 lol. If your still out there in the wilderness eating grasshoppers and honey for snacks your diffitately their kind of guy You don't happen to have one of them really cool extended type of foreheads right above the eyebrows do you??? Great big plus if you do they're suckers for them and get all googled and stary eyed over themA text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/30/2008 6:20 am |
sits on couch quietly trying to figure out how to spell the sound a sheep makes(Before the Mint Jelly, That is!) I can't do this! "That old wrinkly thing scares me" OMGosh, I can't see to type! My neighbors prolly think I'm Nutz. Oh well. Bye Bye That's right back off man!!!A text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/30/2008 7:43 am |
Cool extended foreheads? Neanderthals? Oh mercy - Peeeeennnn - what have we gotten ourselves into? (And he's being kinda nice in a weird sort of way which has me even more worried. You've heard of the movies "Fried Green Tomatoes?" and "Silence of the Lambs" and "The Jeffrey Dahlmer Story"? Let's just say they all have a disturbing element in common and the whole "cattle yard" thing has me shaking in my boots. All this talk of craving lamb and such . . . Susan aka Red God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him. Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20 Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there! Where I For Everything There is a Season Halloween Pics from Work
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9/30/2008 8:04 am |
"Better to dwell in the wilderness, Than with a contentious and angry woman". Prov 21:19 lol.  He whispers through the storm......"I am with you....."
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9/30/2008 8:10 am |
hmmm, it ain't so much what it costs to git em, it's what they cost after ya got em! lol
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9/30/2008 9:15 am |
But, it can cost far more if you lose them!!! (throws water on the campfire and crawls back into his pup tent)
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9/30/2008 9:28 am |
I don't have any cows and pigs any more, but there are a bunch of Mountain Patties left! Hahahahahahahahahahaha You're Bad, GreggyPoo! Oh, no, me thinks me just wet meself!" Artie says "That Depends!" ROFLMBO--- I just did a pig snort. I don't know what I said, but Arnold ran off and is hiding in the shower again. I caught him with lipstick yesterday! I had to tell him that boy pigs don't wear lipstick! I am NOT laughing! The HECK I ain't! For the occasion I have a BBB joke: Blonde, Brunette & Bull: Buying a New Farm A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it. Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer. The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?" The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that." "Comfortable?" the guy questions. "Yes, you see she reads slow."
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9/30/2008 11:00 am |
my lips are sealed sweetie  Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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9/30/2008 1:52 pm |
Now Stevie you keep mittens off my little lamb!!! That's right back off man!!!What's Up with the Kiwi, Greggy Poo? hahahahahhahaaChristians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve
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9/30/2008 2:02 pm |
Hey Dopey & Greggy... Susan is advertising for this post all over BC... For the occasion I have a BBB joke: Blonde, Brunette & Bull: Buying a New Farm A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it. Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer. The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?" The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that." "Comfortable?" the guy questions. "Yes, you see she reads slow." Love you all! Thanks for the laughs! Oh, Duckie, She could have got a burger from the dollar menu! Have to go bye bye, my baby is prolly trying to get ahold of me. CYA when I CYA!Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve
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9/30/2008 2:09 pm |
Nope sorry can't do that my lips are seal yup take my secret to the grave Oooooh ok come here real close and I'll wisper in your ear...... look up at the comment above you... now sssssshhhhhhhh mums the word!Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve
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9/30/2008 2:37 pm |
All I gotta say is you have your work cut out for you since only a couple guys have even bothered to stop by!! (This is NOT boding well for us oh Ravishingly Beautiful and Youthful Friend from Down Under!!!) I'm going to link to this post in my signature and see if we can get some BIDDERS over here. Dunky's scaring me with his old and wrinkly talk!! I keep telling him we'll chase the old dudes around with our walkers, but he says they'll be DEAD! Hard to chase dead guys . . . I've been so busy getting ready for the prom. (Speaking of guys - have you seen my date? Limo, roses and the works! Maybe I won't need this blinkin' auction!!) (hee hee - a little aussie wearing off on me) Crikey! (I'm getting the hang of this!) So watch it with the old lady comments Mr Postman! The Thingy and I still got it - we just need someone to, shall we say, 'showcase our talents'. (No, no, not those talents!!) p.s. SEATTLE not Bellevue!! (can't even get his geography straight so how the heck is he going to handle an auction??)  As for this auction, I dunno.......we could end up in some stud farm!!! Penelope Captive of Hope
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9/30/2008 2:39 pm |
stands in the corner quietly cooking lamb roast with roast veges, gravy, mint sauce and to follow...pavlova with kiwifruit on top...and some grated chocolate Hey save me some pav!! Penelope Captive of Hope
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9/30/2008 3:28 pm |
Oh GREGarious one...it's a wonder you are not snapped up yourself as you have such a way with words...and the ladies 
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9/30/2008 3:35 pm |
HA! You're telling ME! (throws water on the campfire and crawls back into his pup tent)  And I bet it's got a hole in the top so ya get wet when it rains and half the times you're sharing it with a snake or a furry critter!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.....if this money thing with ex-wifes is all really true.....then where's my money???? I didn't get no money!!!!
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9/30/2008 4:56 pm |
Hey Dopey & Greggy... Susan is advertising for this post all over BC... For the occasion I have a BBB joke: Blonde, Brunette & Bull: Buying a New Farm A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it. Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer. The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?" The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that." "Comfortable?" the guy questions. "Yes, you see she reads slow." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAThat's really funny, BB!!
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9/30/2008 6:10 pm |
<<<<Trying sooooo hard to sit and be quiet...  With Love and Laughs from the Lahli a.k.a.Lorilei
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10/1/2008 5:47 am |
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10/1/2008 5:53 am |
HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAThat's really funny, BB!! I got one for your shower post too! Coming soon!! 
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10/1/2008 8:38 pm |
Oh GREGarious one...it's a wonder you are not snapped up yourself as you have such a way with words...and the ladies that's it??? just trust Him,Randolph
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10/2/2008 10:05 pm |
Cool extended foreheads? Neanderthals? Oh mercy - Peeeeennnn - what have we gotten ourselves into? (And he's being kinda nice in a weird sort of way which has me even more worried. You've heard of the movies "Fried Green Tomatoes?" and "Silence of the Lambs" and "The Jeffrey Dahlmer Story"? Let's just say they all have a disturbing element in common and the whole "cattle yard" thing has me shaking in my boots. All this talk of craving lamb and such . . . Now eat up, there's plenty more Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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10/2/2008 11:26 pm |
hmmm, it ain't so much what it costs to git em, it's what they cost after ya got em! lol
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10/4/2008 10:24 am |
I've been sitting so quietly I'll be you didn't even know I was here. But uhm, is the auction just dying off!? Pitter Patter, Let's get At 'er cuz the sooner these two hot babes are auctioned off the less competition for me.
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10/10/2008 7:00 pm |
Hmmm .. I'd have to bid in Australian dollars .. and they aren't worth much at present .. just my 2 cents worth (maybe the bid price?) ... and are they a job lot or do they need bidding on separately? Regards ps, does either of them come with a chain saw?
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10/11/2008 10:06 pm |
I think I'll just stay quiet in the corner, (no one even noticed me) and watch this auction/cattle-call unfold..... Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and His righteousness!
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10/23/2008 12:22 am |
Hmmm .. I'd have to bid in Australian dollars .. and they aren't worth much at present .. just my 2 cents worth (maybe the bid price?) ... and are they a job lot or do they need bidding on separately? Regards ps, does either of them come with a chain saw? and btw...we no longer use 2c..as for the chain saw???? they are both blonds! Right girls?? 
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10/25/2008 3:29 am |
Cows and CHICKENS! Where am I supposed to get cows and chickens?? Lol. And do I need to bring them to Australia, or Seattle, or UPS/FedEx? © Feel free to come see my Blog. And Enjoy! If you want to meet me or just get to know me. Hallelu-Yah! Praise Yah! wpx1 ©
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