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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He wakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother in law.  A text out of context is but mere pretext |
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 9/18/2008 9:48 pm |
I've been away from here for a while soooooooooo if you seen this joke before sorrrrrrrrrrrrrry A text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/18/2008 10:18 pm |
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. Nice to see you writing again. Have not a cigarette since mid November 2007. How are you doing on quitting? . . Without Absolute Truth, there are only lies disguised as truth, if you know not the Absolute Truth and it is NOT within you, you will embrace a relative truth that fits your eternity, that is presently before you. Continue to be faithful, deliverance is near, obedience must be seen, be an unconditional blessing as He continues to bless you. This time is short, serve Him well, serving all. Without exception. Know? Yes? ? .
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9/18/2008 10:23 pm |
Hi Pete thanks, weeeeeeeel I quit for 3 whole weeks but started up again 2 weeks ago so its back to the patches for me in a week or two A text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/18/2008 10:41 pm |
Hi Gregy, how are ya? yaya
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9/18/2008 11:31 pm |
Hi Greg! God bless you! - Pat -God's Freebies !! Please pray for my kitty Blackness. My sister called me last night.
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9/19/2008 12:09 am |
when ya give up the evil smelly sticks, get ya butt on over here n visit me ya hear  Said with mischevious smile on face Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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9/19/2008 12:42 am |
lol good one dunk! And pete good for you! Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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9/19/2008 3:01 am |
hi greg how have you been have you heard from our sister eli?
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9/19/2008 3:12 am |
Lol...good one!! HI Dunc, Welcome back!! Good to see you 
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9/19/2008 4:21 am |
DUNKY!!!! I've been missing you!!!!! Funny joke, by the way!! He whispers through the storm......"I am with you....." 
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9/19/2008 4:27 am |
  
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9/19/2008 4:39 am |
Welcome back! "Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid." John 14: 27  
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9/19/2008 6:04 am |
Welcome back Greg ..
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9/19/2008 6:14 am |
Hi everyone thank you for the welcome back. I woke up late this morning so dont have a whole lot of time and B.C. is giving me trouble responding to your comments also. Whenever I tryto respond to your comments this come up in the little box instead....... ontent-type: text/html Bringing people together in love and faith Home | JOIN NOW! | Member Login | Browse | Chat | Affiliates | Magazine | Video | Blogs | Groups | Help Restart Your BigChurch Session We noticed you were idle for a period of time. As a precaution, we've closed your login session. Please login below to continue using BigChurch. Member Login Username Password forgot login? Keep me signed in on this computer until I logoff. or Login using Email Password forgot login? Keep me signed in on this computer until I logoff. so I'll have to just give everyone a one size fits all reponse until I can get this sorted out okies! GBU all and again thank you so much for the welcome home, GregA text out of context is but mere pretext
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9/19/2008 6:30 am |
Welcome home  Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and one hand over my mouth!
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9/19/2008 7:24 am |
But, I tell ya...my 'husband' has been taking care of ALL my health bills! Oh yeah! Nice to see you.
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9/19/2008 8:24 am |
welcome back! Susan because I have a Shepherd, I know love and goodness
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9/19/2008 6:55 pm |
WHERE have you been? Good to see you back. Nancy Let us share one anothers burdens and so fulfill the law of Christ
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9/19/2008 7:23 pm |
Yay!!!!!!  funnys to read throu allll the drammmmaaaaaaa  All things work for the good of those who Love the Lord, Jenn
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9/19/2008 9:45 pm |
Thanks for starting off with some humor! Nice to see ya back Dunkster!! Susan aka Red God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him. Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20 Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there! Where I For Everything There is a Season Halloween Pics from Work
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 9/20/2008 3:04 am |
Did I hear you correctly????  Smoking again???? Detention for you mister! Penelope Captive of Hope 
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9/22/2008 2:07 pm |
Quiting smoking is easy. I've done it at least 100 times. It's the staying quit that I have a hard time with.
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