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I just got finished writing littlemstrouble maker an e-mail and was going to sleep when the inspiration came to me for this post! Sooooo i turned on the light and got by b-hind over here to write this so I can get up in the morning with my 1st cuppa of joe and see who was here leaving a comment Not that I will respond or anything like that coz if you notice I been kinda in a funk about doing that from time to time and the mother of all funk has surley landed upon me recentlyWell this maybe more infor than you care to hear about but I figure if Pen can im and tell me she has to p as she did with me tonight then I figured I should be able to share my having to go to the bathroom 3,  4, even 5 times a night Soooo seeing that is a common symtom to guys my age, just a tad this side from being over the hill on the the other side of that hill you will find the great yendor huffing and a puffing just grateful to have ever been able to get over that dam ahhh darn thing!Well, I like that word in case you hadn't noticed  I may have an enlarge prostate or maybe it's because of my trying to do the right thing by excersizing in riding my bike to work for about 5 years straight from 1997 to 2002! Now Al Gore would have been proud of me coz I never hardly drove my car the 14 miles round trip during that time even when we had a really bad el nino rain year Well I got to thinking that it was because of my dilagents in wanting to get in shape and help the eviroment in the procees that caused my prostate to go wacko and have me do all these late night duncanny runs of late How could the bike riding have anything to do with it? I know your thinking that aren't you?  well it's because of that tinly winny itty bitty European seat that we have to sit on thats why!!! Have you ever seen the adverage American male sit on one of those? thats right the darn thing disapears from sight completely and if you could see the fellas face after he's sat down it would look something like this I mean come on maybe those skinny little Euro boys have no problems with putting their skinny little Euro butts on one of them but hey they're not made for the adverage American male butt and some American females I've noticed too Well if we are to stop all of the needless carnage being done to the American male butt then I want to be the very first to demand that Congress pass a law and replace all those skinny Euro seats with something more suited for us here in the good old U.S.A. like maybe a John Dear tractor seat yeah baby thats what I'm talking about I can see the looks changing all ready whenever an American man sat on his tiny little skinny seated Euro bike seat being that of to his newly installed big as all ourdoors American made John Dear tractor seated mountain bike to one more becoming of his stately manner mo9re like this Well There you have it the post of my late night inspiration like it or not see you in the morningImportant message for all the BC men! No women allowed!! No this isn't a woman hating man's club |
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 6/6/2008 10:25 pm |
Not only are these Euro's seat uncomfortable but they're extremely dangerous too!!! Well if a rider should ever have the misfortune of running head long into a passing car just where do you think that seat is going to be found once the bike and rider come to a final stop Important message for all the BC men! No women allowed!! No this isn't a woman hating man's club
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 6/6/2008 11:06 pm |
dilagents = DILIGENCE eviroment = ENVIRONMENT adverage = There is no 'D' in AVERAGE mo9re = There is no '9' in MORE Dunk I didn't say I had to pee.....I said I hate tea.....wow that prostate problem sure has you focussed on anything waterworks hasn't it!!!   PenelopeCaptive of Hope
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6/6/2008 11:26 pm |
Well thanks for the overly graphic picture dunckie..and talk about american...you got it pegged  from a girl with a fairly skinny lil butt Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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6/6/2008 11:33 pm |
I'm laughing so hard that I have tears in my eyes... ha ha ha That's too funny oh my gosh - Pat -
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6/7/2008 12:07 am |
Hey,don't feel bad.I've had to go at least once during the night for the past year & I don't even have a prostate.I need to have my blood sugar tested for diabetes as I had this quick test done & it was borderline. Whoah!Riding your bike 14 miles to work,thats some feat.  Thats a long time coming and a long time gone.You should be either in great shape every day or half dead. I prefer being comfortable in the second half of my century rather than fashionable so I have a saddle seat on my bike. But hey,I like your proposal.I'm sure when it passes the Senate even the president will approve this one & not veto it because they like everything big when they're from Texas.You got my vote.Now go get that prostate checked,young man.
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6/7/2008 12:47 am |
hahahahahahaha you are SO funny..."maybe a john deer tractor seat...now baby that's what i'm talking about..!" I laughed out loud! ... but on the serious side, go get it checked. My brother in law did and had it removed, and not the seat.... and he's fine now. And usualy they don't have to remove it, but His uncle died of prostate cancer in his 40's so he didn't take any chances. There was a spot of cancer, and his doc recommended removal. I know all the guys are cringing, but really, men die like every 14 something... of it... and btw everything still works for my brother in law. My sis tells me everything ha. how's that coffee now Dunk? are You ok? you probably knew all this info but in case you didn't i had to tell ya. Hope i didn't shock you too much. But I hope you get checked out, or are already doing that. Guess biking together is out of the question? kidding, i don't like the seats eaither. I see them here all the time, and we have hills...and i always think, get an engine on that thing for goodness sakes! They're like dieing in 90 degree heat. I think it's crazy, course i used to endurance ride horses. Something about that second wind dopamine high. Hope I didn't embarrass you. like...nice to meet ya, have you had ur prostate checked ? But you brought it up so now i'm worried for ya. btw women have to have way more checked anually than guys. good morningKeep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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6/7/2008 12:54 am |
AND PEN i know either doesn't have an a in it hahahahaha, thought i better correct that before you do... you're funny! blessings, Robin Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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6/7/2008 5:04 am |
can't stop laughing Susan because I have a Shepherd, I know love and goodness
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6/7/2008 6:25 am |
Welllllllll....true Dunky style....and yes, you can go to a bike shop and have it changed...not John Deere style....but to a larger padded one....of course, you could be creative and draw a patent on the seat you have in mind. Out of the necesities...some millionaires are born. Seriously...get it checked out sweet Dunky....Hey! You're running low on the chocolates with the nuts....Pen has been here, I see Peace,Beth In all thy ways ackowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths. Prov 3:6
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6/7/2008 7:47 am |
Well not sure changing the seat would help you with the prostate issue...it is usually age related enlargement of the prostate; if the prostate gets large enough it obstructs the urethra. Then when you urinate, you don't empty the bladder completely and will therefore have the urge to go more frequently. Yes, see your physician. Sounds like a combination of Avodart (shrinks the prostate) and Flomax (relaxes the detrusor muscle) would take care of things...but yes, have a DRE (digital rectal exam) and PSA if you have not done that, in order to rule out irritative symptoms caused by prostate cancer. But 9/10 times symptoms such as yours are due to BPH (benign prostatic hypertrophy (enlargement)). Also a fasting glucose level to rule out diabetes as one of the symptoms of diabetes is urinary frequency. He is no fool if he should choose to lose the things he cannot keep to gain what he can never lose.....Jim Elliott Deena 
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6/7/2008 8:14 am |
Now that's some reading with my morning java!! And if you DO go for the DRE I REALLY don't want to read about THAT with my java...   ALL CHILDREN NEED A LAPTOP....
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6/7/2008 9:42 am |
Ok, I'm not going to touch the spelling issues, and Dear Lord Above Greg - PROSTATE and PEE posts?? For this I logged in this morning? (need more than coffee to get through this one, that's for sure, but first I gotta run to the bathroom . . .) Susan aka Red God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him. Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20 Visit h t t p (no w's) peasantprincess dot org for a life-changing series of sermons for single and married individuals.
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6/7/2008 1:31 pm |
hahahahahahaha you are SO funny..."maybe a john deer tractor seat...now baby that's what i'm talking about..!" I laughed out loud! ... but on the serious side, go get it checked. My brother in law did and had it removed, and not the seat.... and he's fine now. And usualy they don't have to remove it, but His uncle died of prostate cancer in his 40's so he didn't take any chances. There was a spot of cancer, and his doc recommended removal. I know all the guys are cringing, but really, men die like every 14 something... of it... and btw everything still works for my brother in law. My sis tells me everything ha. how's that coffee now Dunk? are You ok? you probably knew all this info but in case you didn't i had to tell ya. Hope i didn't shock you too much. But I hope you get checked out, or are already doing that. Guess biking together is out of the question? kidding, i don't like the seats eaither. I see them here all the time, and we have hills...and i always think, get an engine on that thing for goodness sakes! They're like dieing in 90 degree heat. I think it's crazy, course i used to endurance ride horses. Something about that second wind dopamine high. Hope I didn't embarrass you. like...nice to meet ya, have you had ur prostate checked ? But you brought it up so now i'm worried for ya. btw women have to have way more checked anually than guys. good morningKeep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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6/7/2008 1:37 pm |
I just posted to my last post and mispelled feels. Thought i better fix that for pen (pen u know i kid ya sweety) and tell you don't miss my other post attached to my last one. Gotta go soon and watch Big Brown run. It's so hot they are hosing down the horses and some are pulled from the race! wow Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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6/7/2008 1:41 pm |
And nope didn't embarrass me Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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6/7/2008 2:43 pm |
Whats a peostate? Sell you mine? If I was looking for one it would have to come without a financially arranged agreement,lets say "commitment" so I guess I'll pass.
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6/7/2008 6:18 pm |
Ok, I'm not going to touch the spelling issues, and Dear Lord Above Greg - PROSTATE and PEE posts?? For this I logged in this morning? (need more than coffee to get through this one, that's for sure, but first I gotta run to the bathroom . . .) He is no fool if he should choose to lose the things he cannot keep to gain what he can never lose.....Jim Elliott Deena
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6/7/2008 6:49 pm |
I'm laughing a bit at the shocked responses because to me this is all in a day's work....LOL. But seriously I'd rather someone bring it up and get the help they need than not attend to it and possibly miss paying attention to something more serious...most of the men I see in the office are there because their wives made them come Since Duncan doesn't have one guess it's up to us to nag him into going! Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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6/7/2008 8:05 pm |
I dind't miss on the other sideof the hill we would find yonder huffing Drink more then you can justify the daily naps.lol Praise God in all things Jenn
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6/8/2008 3:22 pm |
I dind't miss on the other sideof the hill we would find yonder huffing Drink more then you can justify the daily naps.lol Important message for all the BC men! No women allowed!! No this isn't a woman hating man's club
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6/8/2008 4:32 pm |
Well not sure changing the seat would help you with the prostate issue...it is usually age related enlargement of the prostate; if the prostate gets large enough it obstructs the urethra. Then when you urinate, you don't empty the bladder completely and will therefore have the urge to go more frequently. Yes, see your physician. Sounds like a combination of Avodart (shrinks the prostate) and Flomax (relaxes the detrusor muscle) would take care of things...but yes, have a DRE (digital rectal exam) and PSA if you have not done that, in order to rule out irritative symptoms caused by prostate cancer. But 9/10 times symptoms such as yours are due to BPH (benign prostatic hypertrophy (enlargement)). Also a fasting glucose level to rule out diabetes as one of the symptoms of diabetes is urinary frequency. He is no fool if he should choose to lose the things he cannot keep to gain what he can never lose.....Jim Elliott Deena
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6/8/2008 7:03 pm |
I got the Yendor huffing tee hee, was just too busy making sure you go to the dr. Don't MAKE me come down there, or up there, or over....where are you anyway? Glad you're going. soon? you're not supposed to wait ...what did you say 4 yrs? K be good and go. I need to get my yearly mamogram I must admit it's been 2 or 3 yrs since last one. Isn't aging lovely. It ain't for sissies! Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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6/8/2008 7:07 pm |
Btw i don't mean this bad at all... does anyone else think that the pic of Yendor looks like Cliff from Cheers? Yendor if ya read this don't think i'm being mean. I raher think cliff was cute. Looks allot like him to me in that pic. Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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6/8/2008 7:15 pm |
oh and by the way Dunk, why ya in a funk? anything wrong? Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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6/9/2008 12:57 am |
hehehe dont make me come up there dunky doodle...just imagine when ya catch a cutie u can stay in bed all night with her  when ya get it sorted Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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6/9/2008 1:57 am |
raher? sheesh. I don't check my posts well. Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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6/13/2008 11:44 pm |
That's it! You officially changed my mind about praying for our Lord to send me a mate! Thanks for your help!!!!
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6/15/2008 8:56 pm |
you're back dunk. ya just like dissapeared for a while. Good to see ya. Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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6/15/2008 9:09 pm |
just saw ur new post. aaaw wish ya'd stay. ya gotta do what ya gotta do i guess. i'll miss you. wish i could give u my email. guess they'd can me ha. blessings. Robin Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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It's been a few years though more like 5 or 6 I think!
I'm not really embarrassed I've been doing this all my life and am use to it by now
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