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Something to Smile About  

redbird1122
9/17/2006 10:37 am

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11/16/2006 9:04 pm
Great Truths About Life
That Little Children Have Learned


1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2. When you Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4. Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.

5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

5. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
Ephesians 6:13 . . .and having done all, to stand

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