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Blogs > adorable2eyes > Complicated Life?


adorable2eyes
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288 posts
1/22/2007 8:27 pm

Last Read:
1/23/2007 2:19 pm
SAILOR AND THE PIRATE
This sailor met a pirate in a bar, and the sailor couldn't help but notice that the pirate was pretty badly - the worse for wear. He's had a peg leg, and a hook, and an eye patch. So the sailor asked the pirate how he got the peg leg and the
pirate answered, "Well, matey, I got washed overboard one night while we was in a fierce storm. An' dern me if a shark didn't go and bite off me leg."
Then the sailor asked, "So how'd you get the hook?" And the pirate answered, "Well, we was in a fierce fight while boarding a ship one time, and that's when I got me hand cut off."
Finally, the sailor asked, "So how'd you get
the eye patch?" And the pirate responded, "A seagull pooped in me eye."
And the sailor said, "You mean to tell me you lost an eye just because a seagull pooped in it?"
The pirate said, "Well, it was the first day I had the hook."

This story has no moral, it's just plain funny!!!



Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.




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