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TEXANS IN HEAVEN Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my . If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? DAWGGONE IT, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them GOSHDARN Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."  Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. |
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sounds like Texans are trouble nomatter where they end up
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LOl... I'm afraid that is true. We just think different and that what causes the trouble. We don't cause the trouble, its the other people who ain't gotta clue. Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
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Caroline this is for you: Good Laugh Between Texas and Australia "A couple of Texans got off a plane in Sydney. The one who had been there before was briefing the other one on what to expect: "They're OK, these Aussies, but you'll find they take themselves a bit too seriously sometimes, so you'll have to humor them. "For instance, if they say that Australia is bigger than Texas, you just make out you believe 'em!" Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
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ha ha..I hope you do realize that Australia is bigger than Texas...at least on our maps..don't know about your maps..though our maps can fit in our glovebox..yours are probably too big to do that
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ha, ha. We Texans know you think Australia is bigger. LOL Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
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