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davidsmightymen
5/4/2006 4:11 pmLast Read: |
It seems that this Smiley debate is sweeping blogland so I figure it is time to pick a side. Are we headed for a BC civil war over this issue? I've done some investigating of my own and was shocked. Guess we all should of known when Wal-Mart picked the smiley as it's symbol that something was amiss. And how about that kid from Wisconsin a few years ago who was trying to make a giant smiley face blowing up mail boxes? Had we caught these clues earlier maybe we could have put a stop to them, but it may be too late. In addition to the Chinese connection- smileys have been obsereved leaving Bilderburger meetings and hobnobbing with CFR members. Thank God they can't get into the Trilateral meetings - apparently they just don't fit in with the whole triangle theme. Also, about the underwear. I don't think it is lack of circulation turning them blue!! That is an official UNITED NATIONS smiley uniform - though the color may be slightly off from UN blue. They are ready to Police the Streets of America during a Marshall Law situation. Which I'm sure the Smileys will "conveniently" arrange. How deep does this Rabbit Hole go? Can a BC civil war be avoided? Should we claim the smileys are harboring WMD's and do a first strike? Should we try diplomacy?Beware BUTTheads, word on the street is that there is a spy amoung us. Trust no one. This message will self-destruct in 3....2....1.. | ||
5/4/2006 7:59 pm |
Hi writing to self destructed message...smile ..any peace talk in motion as an option...and I thought smileys were yellow...haven't seen them blue before (lol about constriction to blood circulation) Waiting patiently for boycott to be over....is yendor still in hiding?? I want to come back over ahemmm from France and use smileys safely!!!! Man can make many plans...BUT it is the Lord who will direct his paths....
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 5/4/2006 8:01 pm |
We may have to nuke em..... And people thought I was crazy... its a smiley invasion... maybe we need a bigger B.U.T.T.S. to take these naked smilies on... Is it pretty safe up there in Minnesota.... I seem to be having a hard time sneaking into Mexico... it seems like it only goes one way.... Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...
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5/4/2006 8:55 pm |
Now it is official, the smileys are on the side of darkness, as a Christian Warrior I must join the side of the light. The mob, Satanist, Illuminati, and now smileys, people I supposed to be retired. ;-p I must join B.U.T.T., but first I must know what the acronym means. (I don't want to be the B.U.T.T. of any jokes.) Maybe it would be more proper if we were called posteriaheads. hmm (I don't think it will work as a acronym.) We must B.U.T.Tress our posts with smileycide to protect us against the dreaded smileys. When I was doing recon in the enemy's postings, a smiley suddenly appeared out of no where. The post above me had many smileys and I think they reproduced and one was thrown out of the nest. I was talking to my Catholic brothers about using smileycide for a contraceptive, they said. "No way". So I suggested to them that we feed them salt peter,(I must have mumbled.) "ST. Peter what are you crazy?" no no salt peter. ;-p They didn't like that idea either. So our best plan to date is to spread smileycide around our posts. Yes your intel is correct there is a suspected mole in our B.U.T.T, possibly female. As Christian men we can't conduct a deep undercover ops, the mole is obviously well hidden. We must ask our patriotic B.U.T.T sisters, to do a complete undercover investigation. Once we find the mole, our operatives will remove it. Then once again we will have a heathy, happy and united B.U.T.T. EveryOne must join our fight against the darkness. ;-p QuietONE
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5/5/2006 2:40 am |
This is good to discuss, to expose, to eliminate, and on and on till all unruly smilies get their correction in bottom behaviour @£$% [ smiling because this is now a epic epic joke]
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5/5/2006 4:22 am |
Now it is official, the smileys are on the side of darkness, as a Christian Warrior I must join the side of the light. The mob, Satanist, Illuminati, and now smileys, people I supposed to be retired. ;-p I must join B.U.T.T., but first I must know what the acronym means. (I don't want to be the B.U.T.T. of any jokes.) Maybe it would be more proper if we were called posteriaheads. hmm (I don't think it will work as a acronym.) We must B.U.T.Tress our posts with smileycide to protect us against the dreaded smileys. When I was doing recon in the enemy's postings, a smiley suddenly appeared out of no where. The post above me had many smileys and I think they reproduced and one was thrown out of the nest. I was talking to my Catholic brothers about using smileycide for a contraceptive, they said. "No way". So I suggested to them that we feed them salt peter,(I must have mumbled.) "ST. Peter what are you crazy?" no no salt peter. ;-p They didn't like that idea either. So our best plan to date is to spread smileycide around our posts. Yes your intel is correct there is a suspected mole in our B.U.T.T, possibly female. As Christian men we can't conduct a deep undercover ops, the mole is obviously well hidden. We must ask our patriotic B.U.T.T sisters, to do a complete undercover investigation. Once we find the mole, our operatives will remove it. Then once again we will have a heathy, happy and united B.U.T.T. EveryOne must join our fight against the darkness. ;-p QuietONE Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...
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5/5/2006 11:42 am |
Even if they are UN (and thank you for UNcovering this if they are)...I dont' think we need to worry about them patrolling our streets. Have you ever seen the UN in action? UN...action...there's an oxymoron for you.
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5/5/2006 7:32 pm |
Hey david.... I just receive an intelligence report that Minnesota is crowed with Smiley militias.. be on the look out man you know their the worst kind of Smiley... thanks for your commitment Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...
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5/5/2006 10:31 pm |
As the masses of illegal aliens sweep over the southern border into the United States, Yendor streaks southward into Mexico where the smileys are disguised as tortillas and packaged a dozen to a bag, to be shipped to all segments of the population. Wait a minute, is he running from, searching for, or what is he doing about smileys? I forget.
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5/6/2006 4:02 am |
As the masses of illegal aliens sweep over the southern border into the United States, Yendor streaks southward into Mexico where the smileys are disguised as tortillas and packaged a dozen to a bag, to be shipped to all segments of the population. Wait a minute, is he running from, searching for, or what is he doing about smileys? I forget. The smileys may be diguised as tortillas, but Yendor is more the piecrust type---flaky!
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5/6/2006 8:03 pm |
An Amusing Moment just for you! HAPPINESS Song & Dance Saturday Worship Team Hey Yendor, mighty men, montana - Did you catch this surveillance? Brother Paul: not that is gets my underwear tied in any knots but [post 26273] Speaking of surveillance SUPABUBBA - HA! I found your latino lady agent!
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5/7/2006 10:12 am |
Things are not looking good, our leader Yendor, is in exile, we still have mole in our B.U.T.T., the smileys are becoming increasingly aggressive. This seemed at first to be just a simple case of public indecency, but something far more sinister is happening, Smileys are on the side of the darkness. They are just like those smileys called presidential candidates, smile in our face, then working under the cover of darkness, stab our B.U.T.T. We must gather all B.U.T.T.s and B.U.T.T heads together. Since they will be so many B.U.T.Ts together, we must establish safety protocols to prevent F.F. (Friendly Fart) causalities. Protocol (1) Do not eat bake beans, nor burritos (They have been liked to possible Smiley contamination) Protocol (2) Put a cork in it. Protocol (3) Form a circle facing inward, if there is a accidental discharge the damage will only be confined to one B.U.T.T. member. Protocol (4) No lighting of matches or cigarette lighters, in case of leakage. Research and Development is looking into using these corks as a weapon, to back up smileycide, but range and accuracy is unreliable. We must ask our B.U.T.T. sisters, to put on their breastplates and girdle their loins. (Not this will help much with Smileys, but it will help us with our male B.U.T.T. recruitment drive.) Remember young male B.U.T.T. recruits, if a member of your body causes you to sin, cut it off. Hmm maybe it is better to use the other option, young woman B.U.T.T.s, dress decently. Things may seem to be looking bad, but we got them right were we want them, overconfident. The last issue to bring up is the possible turning of one of our most loyal member Montana777 by this woman named firecracker. Montana don't let this pretty B.U.T.T., sister who is charming and witty fool you. She has refused to take both the mole and lie detector test. Don't let a treacherous heart, betray your own B.U.T.T. She is trying to put a c.r.a.ck. in our B.U.T.T. be strong brother. 777 is always one. Don't worry Yendor, we haven't forgotten you, have faith my brother. Bang!! (Alarms sound) Sentry reports coming in. "There has been a breach of the perimeter by two Smileys. We use smileyside stun grenades on them.) Note: To you fellow Christians out there, don't worry about them, they are only stunned and not permanently injured, you know, like on Star Trek. 
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5/7/2006 12:45 pm |
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5/7/2006 7:18 pm |
Oh Firecracker One, I did, in a former life, when my son was a baby, write briefly for a newspaper. He and I always verbally report things like that just for fun - he is 17 today!! And calling Gpsysong! I like that picture of me by the ocean, but it looks suspiciously like our friend known as Appreciate. Is this part of the undercover plot? Did I blow our cover???
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5/7/2006 7:29 pm |
What do we think we are, buttheads???????????? Produce badge and identification. Were are your arrest, and search warrants? This isn't smiley-land, this is B.U.T.T. land, we have laws. Obviously you are from a blue state. ;-P We follow the constitution here. Do you know, you are unlawfully trespassing on private property. We have rights here. Amendment (  To assembly our B.U.T.T.s, to speak out ( unless B.U.T.T. is corked), and to post our grievances against the smileys.Amendment (I Well regulated B.U.T.T. troops, with smileycide and corks.Amendment (II No smiley may be quartered on any B.U.T.T. post.Amendment (IV) No B.U.T.T can be search without warrant or probable cause. (Except when you go to the doctors, you know the rubber glove thing.) Amendment (V) All B.U.T.T.s have the right to put the cork in at any time. Amendment (V Let the B.U.T.T face his accuser.(Better position to gas him with.)Amendment (VI No B.U.T.T. can be harshly treated. (Cushioned chairs only.)Why don't you go back to you corrupt smiley state, and leave our B.U.T.T.s alone. ;-p
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5/7/2006 7:36 pm |
Alpha one alert, my posts are being overrun by smileys. I'm low on smileyside, I need backup quick.
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5/10/2006 12:52 pm |
*****First Stone Thrower, LLC***** OFFICIAL REPORT: THE EVIDENCE FILE THICKENS WARNING: WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT SUSPECT HAS INFILTRATED OR IS FRATERNIZING OR INTENDS TOWARD RELATIONSHIPS WITH CHINESE, PARTICULARLY ASIAN WOMEN. SUSPECT CONSIDERED DANGEROUSLY SEDUCTIVE, CHARMING, CUTE & CLEVER. MAY OFFER TO TUNE YOUR ENGINE WITH A SMILIE WINK. EXACT LOCATION: UNKNOWN ALIAS: THE MECHANIC, ENGINEER STATUS OF REGION: COMMUNIST CONTROLLED SYSTEM NEWS REPORTS FROM STATE DEPARTMENT INTEL FILES: Back to Jerusalem! An Army of WORMS Key Chinese House Church Leader Six More Chinese House Church Leaders Arrested and Sentenced Chinese House Church Leader Granted Time to Appeal Death Sentence Tortured Chinese House Church Leader Testifies Openly in US "We're the best in the business of JUDGEMENT; We Judge so -- GOD doesn't have to!" 26366 Surveillance FST,LLC WARNING: Deceiver in our midst
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