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yendor2
4/29/2006 2:46 pm |
Hello BC members we at B.U.T.T.S. have great news about our on going boycott of the yellow smilies... First we believe that through the help of our friends at HAYNES UNDERGARMENTS and BC member Montana777 they have designed an underwear that the smilies can cover most of there heines with and not change their yellow faces.. has you can see there is a little crack showing. B.U.T.T.S. feels that this no more offensive than your typical plumber doing repairs under a sink... We have had a number of agencies join our endeavor to eliminate the bear heinies on the yellow smilies.. Our sister Firecraker has been a great crusader in this I invite you to visit her post to learn more about what she is doing. Firecracker Along with these many agencies that have joined there has also been Governments from all over the world that has come forward to help... The United States President, George W. Bush is going to ask congress for 63.2 billion dollars in aid so that we can put underwear on the yellow smilies.. Although we will not be receiving any of that aid for a week to 10 days... President Bush on a hunting trip with Vice President Chaney for wild turkeys in the Appalachian Mountains of Virgina... Our friends across the Atlantic Great Britain have commented to do whatever it takes to cover these little yellow heinies.... Australia has also promised to do what they can to help us. The Japanese Government has promised to only supply monetary funds... The Chinese Government has stated they are willing to mass produce all the underwear at a low cost savings to yellow smilies.. Our Canadian friends to our north has not decided what side they will take yet... The Mexican Government has decided to stay neutral and refuses to take a side.. Sorry to say but the French Government has sided with yellow Smilies and has offered any of them refuge in their country... ...because of France's decision to side with the yellow Smilies B.U.T.T.S. is asking all BC members to fast 40 days from: 1. French Fry's 2. French Toast 3. French Kissing We have made great progress in the boycott and we ask all members to not let up, the boycott is working... ever sense we have received the support from all around the world there has been more smilies to come to the negotiation table... I can see an end to this boycott by the end of next week... Although ther are Smiley sympathizers... Hollywood has gotten together with the stars and are having a "Smiley Aid Concert" Sunday evening at 8pm EST... BC has it own sympathizers I quote one saying: "Not being a smarty here, but an honest question. What is the big deal? I really don't get it. There is nothing obscene in seeing a line on the bottom half of the back of a smiley. AND, I've never seen the back of a smiley before now. So, please, an honest explanation as to what is wrong with them?" I only have two words for all you Smiley sympathizers.... CRACK KILLS! B. U. T. T. S. Band Use of The Tacky Smilies Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit... |
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4/30/2006 7:03 am |
You are going to kill us too
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4/30/2006 10:54 am |
haha caroline what a crack...yendor I am migrating to France hehe...until your boycott is over... Man can make many plans...BUT it is the Lord who will direct his paths....
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4/30/2006 12:40 pm |
lefthalfrod, Wot! No French kissing for 40 days!!!!! The Irish have a word for when they are having fun: 'craic'. E.G. it's great craic over Rod's house tonight. Mmm... leaving out the 'f' and changing 'd' for 'g' you'd become Lethalfrog I wonder if there is some hidden truth about you here?? right-brained post-op Maggie
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4/30/2006 1:08 pm |
Well Yendor this is an important issue that should be getting more media coverage. Maybe t-shirts and a range of sportswear could push it into the christian arena...even bumper stickers 'Toot 4 smilie underwear'. Y have my vote!
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4/30/2006 2:22 pm |
Hey! And what about the Dutch government? We always have a say in important international affairs! 
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4/30/2006 8:08 pm |
I agree with Cathy67 and on the t-shirts we should also do a big smiley turned upside down into something looking like a frown saying "don't mess with me I am hormonal" that would really appeal to women and I think men would like to see more women in t-shirts
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4/30/2006 8:56 pm |
BUTT, the bible says that laughter is the BEST medicine....
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5/1/2006 12:30 pm |
It's great that we've finally gotten some coverage on this issue! We still need to be careful though! We need to check on how the Chinese are going to manufacture these briefs. Are they going to make them so they come off too easily? If so, we may have some Arrogant Streaking Smiley's shooting across our screens at the worst possible time. Remember, they've already attacked a few members here. Is this just a small retreat to give them a chance to regroup and renew their assault on BUTTS headquarters? I really hope that they have come to the bargaining table in good faith.
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5/2/2006 11:22 am |
Glad to see Cindy has taken the job - I'm not sure I'm technically up to such an important post. I was gonna suggest Supababba, he looks like a creative guy (but he's got a big project on with a calender for 48,000. You know there ARE fully clothed smilies. All these naked smilies sets such a bad example to the members.
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9/23/2007 9:39 am |
SMILIE ANNIVERSARY, YENDOR ! THE SONG OF DIVINE INVITATION
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