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yendor2
4/27/2006 1:09 pm |
As the B.U.T.T.S. head... Chairman...I just want to give everyone an update on the B.U.T.T.S. boycott of the little yellow smilies.. (please visit post Boycott for more info) First: I want to say that we need ALL of the BC members to support us in our effort to clothe this little Moonie Boonies... We thank you for the ones that have joined us and ask everyone to STOP using Smiley Faces till the boycott is over.... that is the only way we will be able to get them to keep their little heinies covered... Second: Because of the B.U.T.T.S. boycott some of the Smilies have come to the negotiation table... We have begun negotiations with the  and the  ...Third: The smilies that refuse to negotiate have begun to strike back.. we have reports of the little Moonie Boonies jumping out at BC members, my own computer was attacked, yes file were corrupted. I was on the phone with Abdul from the Dell support last night for over an hour to try and correct the problem... Forth: As of noon yesterday the Smilies have started to protest and picket the B.U.T.T.S. headquarters in Detroit... There has been reports of little yellow streaker running through traffic to disrupt the rush hour traffic... they have also been trying block the negotiations with the smilies that are cooperating with B.U.T.TS. Fifth: B.U.T.T.S.is saddened to report that during negotiations two Smilies were suffocated while trying on underwear.. apparently while covering their heinies it also covers their mouths causing them to turn blue and not able to breathe.. fortunately there were others their that were trained in smile to smile resuscitation.. and saved their lives... one smiley has been released from the hospital and the second is in serious but stable condition, and expected to make a full recovery... Praise the Lord... we here at B.U.T.T.S. are bringing in some major underwear suppliers to redesign underwear for the smilies little heinies... I just want to end with saying Thank you BC members for allowing me to serve you in this matter... The fakers and scammer..... have suppabubba to fear... The Muslims..... have ProdicalSon1963 to fear And now the little yellow smilies... have yendor2 to fear Thank you Rod B.U.T.T.S. Band Use of The Tacky Smilies Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit... |
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4/27/2006 2:28 pm |
Did you say that the Smilies have started to pick the BUTT'S hindquarters? OOOOHHHH you said PICKET the headquarters!
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4/27/2006 2:35 pm |
Ya' all are way tooo much!! I love it!!! {picture smiling smilie here}
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4/27/2006 2:47 pm |
ha ha Heeey i am so glad a brother have taken steps to increase the sanity of B.C knowing that these similes are being reprimanded and counseled will do wonders for my sleep. I am so glad for the NEW empowerment and authority that is clearly evident from this Simile governmental blog.. hmm i trust that this simile will behave... here goes..
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4/27/2006 2:49 pm |
Did you say that the Smilies have started to pick the BUTT'S headquarters? OOOOHHHH you said PICKET! SHRIEK! P.S. Is that MOONIE BOONIE that is hanging out on your chest WEARING UNDERWEAR? Myrrh777
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4/27/2006 3:25 pm |
Firstly what happens to the islamic yellow smilies with the fake butts that are around here and secondly without being cheeky, I am pleased that your support is no longer sagging...it must be those tight fitting briefs. Thankyou for all your hard work and giving us the latest news. I notice the smilies are keeping their mouths shut over this entire affair
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4/27/2006 3:30 pm |
A psychologist would have a field day in BC, LOL!
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4/27/2006 4:18 pm |
 Oops! Sorry I couldn't help myself. Elizabeth
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4/27/2006 4:25 pm |
hmmmm, wonder if the smilies are getting tired of being the BUTT of your joke??? 
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4/27/2006 4:50 pm |
Don't trust them Rod! They will say they are a peaceful people, then, when your guard is down, they will attack with explosives hidden in their underwear and take their own lives as well as your's! I have seen it before!
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4/27/2006 6:22 pm |
Haha where is sanity....some loony posts and comment...we are it...guilty as charged??????????? haha field day for psychologist!!!! yendor...you've got to strengthen your BUTT head organisation and not crumble under pressure...keep going and ban the smileys from ever showing their behinds at least?...let us know when ALL is well...GB Man can make many plans...BUT it is the Lord who will direct his paths....
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4/27/2006 10:52 pm |
You slay me you are sooo hilarious!!! keep um coming Blessings Pamela
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4/27/2006 10:57 pm |
you have to admit those smilies do look better with their y fronts on.you have given them a better image
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4/28/2006 2:17 am |
I was hoping you wouldn't find me out. I guess my shirt gave me away. LOL
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4/28/2006 3:10 am |
Myrrh777 has underwear on the mind!! Hehehehehe Hey Rod, I think you should practice what you preach. If you want them smilies in clean underwear, then I think you should set the example by wearing some yourself!! That way, the little guys would know it ain't all that bad! Lead on!! Thanks for being the head BUTT chairman!! We all stand BEHIND you!! Supporting you. May the elastic in your briefs never wear out!! That is my prayer for you.
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4/28/2006 7:49 am |
It's great to hear that the brave unederwear test smiley's will be OK. Question though...what kind of skivvies were they trying on? Were they the rubber/diaper type because they haven't been toilet trained? I think the scientists running the project were a little behind (or maybe even a few big ones)the current technology of breathable underwear. Also since this is a Christian site, isn't there anyone out there that has some holey undergarments that could be donated to this massive cover-up? Maybe the holes will be in the right place so they can still breathe. Rod...just make sure that with trying to cover the backsides of these smiley's, you don't forget to cover your own! (with clean skivvies hopefully)
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4/28/2006 9:29 am |
One more thing, it appears the test smiley's had a brief encounter with death.
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4/28/2006 11:27 pm |
Along with concerns that I have with animals in shelters that are orphaned by their humans-- I have also dedicated my time and efforts to support Yendor in his cause. I have applied for and received in the mail today- the completion and acceptance of C.H.E.E.K.- Covered Heinies Everywhere Economic Kommittee. We are now a legal 501c3 organization. C.H.E.E.K. was founded on the idea that Montana (I think it was)has so eloquently brought to light. Since smilies do there job for free, it is hard for them to have the funds needed to go out and buy underwear. Enter C.H.E.E.K.--we are heading up a nation-wide fund drive to help every smilie, everywhere, buy into the socially accepted practice of wearing certain undergarments. We have contacted Balto. Gas & Electric ( BG &E) here in Maryland. Although they were very supportive of the idea, they said that they were too busy right now with organizing the 72% rate increase (due in July). We were asked to return in Sept., and they might take our plea into consideration. Not being one to think small, I even put in a call to the retiring CEO of EXXON. I figured that with his 400 MILLION dollar retirement package- he could be a major contributor. I was wrong. He was still too interested in sticking it too the "little guy of America" with these obsurd gas prices. Although most of the conversation was 'off the record', the most of a public statement I could get concerning his response was, "Go away, kid-- Ya buggin' me!" When explaining to my neices my plight, they came up with a great idea. They, bless their hearts, are starting up C.R.A.C.K- Cover ouR Arse Community Kids. This allows our little ones to help our littlest smilies. All donations will be accepted through C.H.E.E.K.--as a non-profit donation-- even though- the kids don't file taxes yet. Not wanting to stop at just the national level- I have decided I am also wanting to take this WORLDWIDE. This way, those in other countries can show their support by joining F.A.R.T- Foreign Aid of Rectal Treatment. This, though, has to be passed through and maintained by different embassies. We will give you further information as it is obtained. If you are unable to make a donation, you can still support the B.O.M.B.- Boycott of Moonie Boonies by not posting smilies until this matter has been successfully decided. BTW-It is now 1:30 AM and I am going back to sleep! It is terrible when you have to get up in the middle of the night to make this kind of post- for fear that if I didn't-- I would forget it!! But Hey! (no pun intended)- that's how dedicated I am!) Good Night!
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4/29/2006 12:23 am |
Now this is funny! But your still a bunch of nut cases!
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