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How lucky can a man be... I took Lisa's blind date quiz... and she picked 3 beautiful ladies for me!.. a redhead and two blonde's..(101YAYA (Lila), SONIA1964, PRICELESSJOY) WOOOWOOOO!.. I'm going have fun with these ladies... lol Ok now my thoughts are.. lol we all go out at the same time.. lol just me with these three beautiful ladies on my arm.. well I guess they'll have to take turns, because I only have two arms.. lol or maybe two of them can share an arm!.. lol Ok here is the setting.. they all fly into Detroit at the same time (yes they come to me.. lol its my dream so it my way.. lol) Yendor arrives at Detroit Metro Airport in a white stretched out limousine... He waits anxiously by the Limo for his dates, meeting them for the first time... Yendor is standing there dressed in his favorite bluejeans and his Detroit Tiger jersey... holding three red roses for each of his dates and his ponytail waving in the wind and then he hears his name called faintly in the background............... (OK now its the ladies turn to join in and tell there parts of the date, or anyone else that wants to have some fun with this.......) Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit... |
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7/19/2008 1:03 pm |
Hey, to solve the "having too many girls on your arms thingy".....either one could be riding on your back or you're carrying her!!! Just a thought!!  Awaiting to see what happens next!!!
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 7/19/2008 1:04 pm |
The Tigers t-shirt is a nice touch. Good luck!  [post 133245] Save a life, please adopt your next pet from a shelter, pound or rescue. "Iron Chef Bobby Flay, willing to sacrifice life and limb all in the name of flavour!". Alton Brown "Well you black out lane-lines one and three, and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise". Kramer, "The Pothole" "If life gives you lemons, save the receipt". Stephen Colbert
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7/19/2008 1:16 pm |
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. Good luck, but what do you do if you have someone and they have to make sure your tie is on straight before you can go on a blind date with someone else? Less 3 someone else's? Three strikes an you are ? Know anyone that wants a roommate? Oops? . . Continue to be faithful, deliverance is near, obedience must be seen, be an unconditional blessing as He continues to bless you. This time is short, serve Him well, serving all. Without exception. Know? Yes? ? .
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7/19/2008 1:21 pm |
LOL, Forget the limo, Ya had me at the pony tail waving in the wind part... IT MATTERS TO HIM ABOUT YOU!!
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7/19/2008 1:23 pm |
Waiting with bated breath.......... Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and one hand over my mouth!
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7/19/2008 2:15 pm |
First one there gets an arm. Come on girls book your flight!!! I am leaving SFO and headed straight for Detroit. It won't be hard to miss me....... I will be holding a sign like this: WOOOOWOOOOO Where's my hunk a hunk a burnin' Detroit Tiger? I will be wearing a Tony the Tiger T-shirt and capri jeans, orange tennis shoes. (Oh, my Tony the Tiger tail can be seen from behind) AND..... Chicago pizza is looking for that white limo to deliver us some Yendor's special recipe pizza. I can hear the loud speaker now...... "Is there ah...Hunk a hunk a burnin Yendor here?" "Please report to the baggage claim area, your not-so-blind dates are here."
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7/19/2008 2:33 pm |
Rolls eyes up and shakes head Honestly, Rod, if you want to live out such a fantasy, apply for "The Bachelor"! There's gotta be a version out there for guys who like to wear "bluejeans and ... Detroit Tiger jersey" LOL! Have fun! “Faith makes a Christian. Life proves a Christian. Trial confirms a Christian. Death crowns a Christian.” Annonymous
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7/19/2008 6:16 pm |
"Is there ah...Hunk a hunk a burnin Yendor here?" Hey Lila, I don't think you are supposed to set poor Rod on fire. ROFLOL
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7/19/2008 7:09 pm |
Uttt-oooo....I think Corrie is crashing this blind date!!! Hmmmm.....it's that curly tail at work again getting all the girls to swoon!!! 
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7/19/2008 7:48 pm |
Rod~ Im only an hour away in East Lansing...so I can drive the limo, on the cheap...lol. "Right this way ladies." "Fine evening, isn't it Sir Yendor?" ...that kinda stuff ya know... Ps...go Tigers!
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7/19/2008 8:53 pm |
huh, guess all men, belivers and non-belivers have the same fantasy, dating more than one woman at the same time  , no sign shall be given to this generation
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7/19/2008 10:20 pm |
Uttt-oooo....I think Corrie is crashing this blind date!!! Hmmmm.....it's that curly tail at work again getting all the girls to swoon!!!
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7/19/2008 10:48 pm |
Corrie - do you think Rod can handle 3 hot chicks??? hehe Lisa - looks like a Canadian & a cat are curious about this blind date too. Awww Saberfire - You might have to wear an orange cap and vest... Sir Yendor - oh no...he might want us all to call him that now. Do you think you can handle Rod's pizza? No taking pictures without our premission - ya hear? I don't know about Joy but Sonia is in a different time zone, she should be awake by now. Oh, ladies.....where are ya????
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7/19/2008 11:31 pm |
Hmm, so it is true!   I heard along the grapevine Rod has invited all of his blind dates on a trip together. Wonder what he was thinking?  You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book 
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7/19/2008 11:33 pm |
My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. Sigh!  You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/19/2008 11:54 pm |
Sonia........hey girl are you ready for the Rod-man? We can do this!!!! There is another blind date going on at [blog My blind dates......]
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7/20/2008 12:28 am |
Rod~ Im only an hour away in East Lansing...so I can drive the limo, on the cheap...lol. "Right this way ladies." "Fine evening, isn't it Sir Yendor?" ...that kinda stuff ya know... Ps...go Tigers!  You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/20/2008 4:16 am |
Corrie - do you think Rod can handle 3 hot chicks??? hehe Lisa - looks like a Canadian & a cat are curious about this blind date too. Awww Saberfire - You might have to wear an orange cap and vest... Sir Yendor - oh no...he might want us all to call him that now. Do you think you can handle Rod's pizza? No taking pictures without our premission - ya hear? I don't know about Joy but Sonia is in a different time zone, she should be awake by now. Oh, ladies.....where are ya????  and watch him navigate that big limo, but also to make sure he calls his riders......Sir Yendor, Ladies, or Ma'am........that sort of thing, ya know!!! 
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7/20/2008 8:35 am |
Corrie - do you think Rod can handle 3 hot chicks??? hehe Lisa - looks like a Canadian & a cat are curious about this blind date too. Awww Saberfire - You might have to wear an orange cap and vest... Sir Yendor - oh no...he might want us all to call him that now. Do you think you can handle Rod's pizza? No taking pictures without our premission - ya hear? I don't know about Joy but Sonia is in a different time zone, she should be awake by now. Oh, ladies.....where are ya????
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7/20/2008 9:09 am |
As far as I know I see only one blonde!!! The other one is brunette! Are you really sure you don't need glasses, Rod??? LOL!
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 7/20/2008 10:33 am |
YOOOOO HOOOOOO~ OH YENDER, HERE I AM!!!!!!! Oh My goodness! I thought there was just going to be you and I and LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE! I had TOTALLY planned on a quiet dinner for two at a nice Italian Restaraunt where there is an Italian Man playing SWEET and RELAXING Italian music. We were going to have a glass of wine and whisper sweet nothings into each others ears and well, FORGET IT NOW! THERE ARE TOO MANY DARN PEOPLE!
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7/20/2008 10:50 am |
YOOOOO HOOOOOO~ OH YENDER, HERE I AM!!!!!!! Oh My goodness! I thought there was just going to be you and I and LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE! I had TOTALLY planned on a quiet dinner for two at a nice Italian Restaraunt where there is an Italian Man playing SWEET and RELAXING Italian music. We were going to have a glass of wine and whisper sweet nothings into each others ears and well, FORGET IT NOW! THERE ARE TOO MANY DARN PEOPLE!
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7/20/2008 8:13 pm |
Isnt that Susan the other date Rod? SHe has red hair hehe watching the date with amusement here, tapping foot waiting for mine to email or appear on my blog lol Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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7/21/2008 4:13 am |
PJ.. you're the other blonde??? But then, who's the redhead??? Oh my, those pesky sunglasses!!!! By the way, YOU were suppose to me my blind date too but guess you stood me up!
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7/21/2008 6:12 am |
Yep Brister, I am the "other" blonde. By the way, YOU were suppose to me my blind date too but guess you stood me up! But just for being fair, on MY list I have: 101YAYA (Lila), GODSCHILDTOO (Karen) and MOMTO3BEAGLES (Mia). Am I not supposed to try to date Lila too??? Or should Rod get Tutti Frutti & Tutti Colors ??? Huh? So what about these Crashes?? Shouldn't they be Crushes?? LOL!
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7/21/2008 8:55 am |
'Nope its Sonia, but I don't see her now .. Hmmmmmmmm sabrefire is she with YOU?... lol' Ahh, Sir Yendor you know me too well.... You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/21/2008 9:53 am |
"lol you know I've always been partial to redheads" Hmm, I think it is because we are so much fun... now remember to send Sabrefire with the limo as I will have a 25 hour flight to recover from so I will need a day to refresh Sweetheart. Now girls, I reserve the seat on Mr Rod's lap. You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/21/2008 10:52 am |
Hmm, I promise I will not mention the Tiger's defeat of the weekend  You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/21/2008 10:57 am |
Your the "MAN"....Im rooting for you dude!
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7/21/2008 11:33 am |
Your the "MAN"....Im rooting for you dude! You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/21/2008 11:41 am |
Sonia........hey girl are you ready for the Rod-man? We can do this!!!! There is another blind date going on at [blog My blind dates......] You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/21/2008 2:31 pm |
my dates never showed, can I sit up front with Lisa n Sabre n just come for the ride? I'll bring a hairbrush to keep the tail in top condition for the other ladies Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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7/21/2008 7:49 pm |
"My sweet Sonia.. it pains me to think of the hours that I must wait for my eyes to look upon your beautiful face and to see your gorgeous smile.... " I know honey, the time is creeping by so slowly, but only 30 hours more to go,  That limo is packed by now, how is the party going  You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/21/2008 8:12 pm |
my dates never showed, can I sit up front with Lisa n Sabre n just come for the ride? I'll bring a hairbrush to keep the tail in top condition for the other ladies Do me a favor and make sure to spread your elbows extra wide and lean way into me....if you know what I mean!!! HEHEHE!! I'll just make the excuse for you....that some skinny girls just need loads of room!!!
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7/21/2008 9:28 pm |
Well at least ur wearing the right thing!!!
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7/21/2008 9:55 pm |
I think you need to give the other guys some pointers!!! Susan aka Red God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him. Fully Known and Still Loved Favorite Birthday Memory? God will sweat the small stuff for you
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7/21/2008 10:57 pm |
Ah Ummm!!!! Hi there my pretty redheaded girl... are you ready for our date?... My sweet Sonia.. it pains me to think of the hours that I must wait for my eyes to look upon your beautiful face and to see your gorgeous smile.... Oh.....I see how this is going already!!!! you better watch your beee-hind there mister..... JOY...JOY!!!! after you were all ready for a nice romantic dinner, he offered us paintball & pizza.... wonder what he is going to offer her, sweet, gorgeous, beautiful... blech!!!!! I'm a gonna use yellow paint and bring a red marker and smilie face your beee-hind. haha get it???? Just kidding seriously now: Maybe we should get Sonia a plane ticket for reals??? huh rod-man? Well now could this just be a cover up cause you are shy and really do.....???? HEY!!!! Is there any more room in the front seat???? I may join y'all.
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7/22/2008 12:27 am |
I think you need to give the other guys some pointers!!! See ya-ya-y'all... li-li-later! LOL!
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7/22/2008 12:28 am |
Ah Ummm!!!! Hi there my pretty redheaded girl... are you ready for our date?... My sweet Sonia.. it pains me to think of the hours that I must wait for my eyes to look upon your beautiful face and to see your gorgeous smile.... Oh.....I see how this is going already!!!! you better watch your beee-hind there mister..... JOY...JOY!!!! after you were all ready for a nice romantic dinner, he offered us paintball & pizza.... wonder what he is going to offer her, sweet, gorgeous, beautiful... blech!!!!! I'm a gonna use yellow paint and bring a red marker and smilie face your beee-hind. haha get it???? Just kidding seriously now: Maybe we should get Sonia a plane ticket for reals??? huh rod-man? Well now could this just be a cover up cause you are shy and really do.....???? HEY!!!! Is there any more room in the front seat???? I may join y'all.  "smilie face your beee-hind. haha" Oooo how I would love to see that, shall I hold him down for you, hmm but then I will not be able to draw, I wonder if Sabrefire, Lisa (hmm now that is if she will wanna move from that warm seat) and Sheri will help.You have to admit, Rod is a cutie and we are on this joyride together, so girls let's have some fun. I am on my way. You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/22/2008 4:47 am |
I feel so bad ... I have made a terrible mistake here... I hope she can forgive me... I did not do it on purpose... it really was an honest mistake.... There were 4 blind dates for, not just 3... So please my dear TKAY2 forgive me for leaving you out... PLEASE... PLEASE... PLEASE... PLEASE... come and join us on this date... it would be my privilege to have you here with us sweet lady..... plus it even thing's out... lol now I'll have 2 pretty ladies for each arm.. lol Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...
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7/22/2008 5:03 am |
Now where did Sabrefire run off to?... lol that guy!!! lol where's Lisa?... Where's Sheryl?... now come on you guys.. don't be running off by yourselves... lol (Yendor thinking... maybe he shouldn't have let Sabrefire come along!!.. a young stud like Sabrefire is liable to get all the attintion of the ladies for himself..).. lol Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...
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7/22/2008 6:02 am |
For Yendor's eyes only You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/22/2008 6:11 am |
"Oh my sweet Lila.. please don't fret my pretty one... There is plenty of Sir Yendor for all you beautiful ladies.. lol yendor2 replies on 7/22/2008 1:26 pm: ...and my sweet blonde bombshell.. " Nice save, but now you have to make up You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/22/2008 6:37 am |
Sabrefire was on Claudia's blog earlier... something about lamps that didn't work... LOL! And by the way did you answer on riddle #4, I think I got it!
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7/22/2008 9:08 am |
"and I'm sure you have plenty of idea's on how I should do that.. right!.. lol" You are absolutely right mister, but do not think I am going to do it for you... "shall I hold him down for you"... I think YES!!!!.... lol man this date is going to better than I had imagined... lol now what would he mean by that......ooooooooh, lol now where is the yellard with lightbulb when you need one  You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/22/2008 9:54 am |
Ahem, sorry Sir shall we depart soon then? Have the ladies yet arrived? Oh yea...fine day isn't Sir Yendor? Where shall we go first?
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7/22/2008 10:11 am |
Ahem, sorry Sir shall we depart soon then? Have the ladies yet arrived? Oh yea...fine day isn't Sir Yendor? Where shall we go first? Keep watching Lisa's blog, she will revise and edit an up-to-date list of the participants!!
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7/22/2008 10:41 am |
LOL, Sabre... did the lamps got fixed?? hahahaaaa! Is it bright now? Keep watching Lisa's blog, she will revise and edit an up-to-date list of the participants!! Lisa...Sheryl; as soon as Sir Yendor arrives, shall we be off mi'ladies? Saddle up partners, and hold on to yer hats!!!!
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7/22/2008 11:35 am |
LOL...BB I think the lamps got deleted! Guess they couldn't be fixed after all! Lisa...Sheryl; as soon as Sir Yendor arrives, shall we be off mi'ladies? Saddle up partners, and hold on to yer hats!!!! [post 128323] PS: Just say when and give directions, and I'll meet you all there after my Big One pizza!! hahahaaa!
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7/22/2008 1:25 pm |
Sabre, Lisa & I were just working out the seating arrangements for the front seat I think I need more space so Lisa will have to sit nice n close to Sabre, Unless I squeeze on his other side then Lila can fit in too, and Tonya...Limos do stretch to fit dont they Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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7/22/2008 2:12 pm |
I looked at it, Sabre, it shows still there! How could anyone delete the Lamp of Wisdom, LOL!: [post 128323] PS: Just say when and give directions, and I'll meet you all there after my Big One pizza!! hahahaaa! BB travel west until your hat floats, then swim till it doesn't anymore. Then climb the appalachian moutains and walk till you see fresh water! Welcome to Michigan. The Great Lake's State!
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7/22/2008 2:23 pm |
Sabre, Lisa & I were just working out the seating arrangements for the front seat I think I need more space so Lisa will have to sit nice n close to Sabre, Unless I squeeze on his other side then Lila can fit in too, and Tonya...Limos do stretch to fit dont they 
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7/22/2008 3:25 pm |
That's very weird BB, I can't see it! Are you seeing something I don't? I just checked her blog and no lamps are visable! Anyways alright pizza it is! BB travel west until your hat floats, then swim till it doesn't anymore. Then climb the appalachian moutains and walk till you see fresh water! Welcome to Michigan. The Great Lake's State! If you're quick you maybe could still get it with this link: http://bigchurch.com If not, I have it saved! Don't worry! Right now I'm going to bed, I'm not in the mood of climbing mountains of any sort! LOL! I will be late!! LOL! Nice place, huh? Cold in the winter too?
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7/22/2008 5:08 pm |
Alright but I'm tickelish!! Beeeeeep! Beeeeeeeeep!
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7/22/2008 8:50 pm |
Oops....sorry, Sabrefire....my hands slipped!!! HEHEHE!!! lol you're having more fun than we do, Sir Yendor is taking longer than the girls to get ready, must be that tail that is taking up so much time.... or One of the other girls is keeping him busy, hmmm ..... You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/23/2008 4:57 am |
Right, she deleted it! Now it only shows the post's number here too! If you're quick you maybe could still get it with this link: http://bigchurch.com If not, I have it saved! Don't worry! Right now I'm going to bed, I'm not in the mood of climbing mountains of any sort! LOL! I will be late!! LOL! Nice place, huh? Cold in the winter too?
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7/23/2008 5:04 am |
Oops....sorry, Sabrefire....my hands slipped!!! HEHEHE!!! We can all go to the world famous Hockeytown pub whilst 'The Sir' yet tarries. The Yendor Ponytail Express, and it's captain- await departure Sir...
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7/23/2008 12:12 pm |
Sure thing yendor count me in!!!
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7/23/2008 8:14 pm |
Hi guys, move up, I am getting in, pop the champaign Number One..... You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/24/2008 12:26 am |
Hi guys, move up, I am getting in, pop the champaign Number One..... Would you like the privacy divider up or down Sir?
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7/24/2008 4:58 am |
"Keep down Sabrefire... lol You might need a hand in keeping Lisa under control... lol" Sweetie, they say great minds think alike lol, was thinking the same but........let the kids have some fun honey You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/24/2008 5:12 am |
Anther MY BAD... I just read Lisa list and I missed another beautiful lady that I am lucky to have on this blind date... so Please... Please.. Please.. forgive me SPBPT(Susan) for not including you... Sabrefire.. do one of those Michigan turn around.. lol we have another pretty lady to pick up before we start... "LISA!.. back off let the man have room to steer.. lol ..you too Sheryl...lol" Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...
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7/24/2008 6:11 am |
Holy Moses! Aye aye! SPBPT(Susan) here we come! Beeep Beeeeep!
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7/24/2008 6:32 am |
"WOW"... "Sonia... Lisa been giving you lessens?"... lol "Lila you gonna let her get away with that?".. lol "WOW"... "Now Lila...... I would have never thought!".... lol Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...
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7/24/2008 8:23 am |
Hmm .... no honey, that wasn't me, lol, ... let me show you how it is done You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/24/2008 9:01 am |
Hmm .... no honey, that wasn't me, lol, ... let me show you how it is done "OH... OH... OH.. OH.. Sonia...... lol" Dear oh dear, wait sweetheart don't get so excited, the party is only starting now. You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/24/2008 11:43 am |
Hey I have an idaea ladies... lol lets hang out the moon roof and moon people... hey why do you think its called a "moon" roof... lol Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...
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7/24/2008 11:54 am |
Hello friends! Just in between dating: Please let your voice(s) be heard on my first poll: DOES THE DEVIL AND HIS EVIL SPIRITS REALLY EXIST AS CONSCIOUS ENTITIES AND WITH A WILL OF THEIR OWN? Pass it along as much as you wish! I think this is important! I've moved to plan C... PS: And Sweethoney/Kim is looking for an extra Pin bowling player, if Hidden_Treasure/Claudia accepts to play.
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7/24/2008 10:34 pm |
Moon Roof? I thought it was a sun roof? Lila sneaks up to the that little window between the front and the back.... Pssssttttt....Lisa, Sab-buddy...when Yender put his moon out the roof pass me the yellow paint and red marker...hehehe Don't make any sudden brakes or turn any corners too fast or we will all be a bunch of yellow "you-know-what", can't say it in front of Rod. Ok........."here we go folks"........ Rod climbs up on the edge of the door trying to get his-person out the sun-roof. .......He let's out a hollar....Yeeeeeeepyyyyyy Woooooo,Woooooo, (i hear they talk like that in Mich.) .....with his little tail a flappin in the wind....... here we come Susan!!!!
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7/25/2008 8:38 am |
Lol Lila, you're going to scare his tail straight lol or his moon square Sabrefire, I am taking a little break, would you mind a small detour please, hmm was just thinking, not so much fun alone, who wants to come with... Breaking away hmm I hope Sir Yendor is listening, I am say | |||||||
