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Which Is the World's Worst Pick Up Line?  

reallysaved
(Jean Sanders)
3/22/2006 8:42 am

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3/23/2006 6:54 pm
These had me ROFL! Too funny! I can't decide which one I think is the worst, though. What do you think? Have you heard any worse ones? Please, remember to keep it clean, okay? LOL!
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend (or wife).
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there, so I am going to need your name and number for insurance
Hi, do you believe in God? Yes, yes I do! Well, He just told me to ask you out.
You'll do.
I wish you could have known me before my medication was adjusted.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much.
Yea, I work at McDonalds.
You look just like my mama. I love my mama.
reallysaved
(Jean Sanders)

3/22/2006 8:47 am

 Here are some other stupid ones I ran across. I don't think they are as funny as the ones above, but you may feel differently.

1. Do you have a map? Because I keep on getting lost in your eyes.
2. Who stole the stars and put them your eyes?
3. You're so sweet you're making my teeth hurt.
4. You are like Visa. You are every where I want to be!
5. I lost my phone number...can I have yours?
6. My name's not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.
7. I know I've never met you before, because no one could be so lucky as to meet someone so beautiful twice in one lifetime.
8. Can I take your picture? Why? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
9. I must be hallucinating; yours isn't a face, it's a vision.

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3/22/2006 10:02 pm

 GOOD JOB!THE FIRST LIST IS FUNNY!
ON THE SECOND LIST I LIKE #1,#5,#6,#7,AND #8.
I WILL BE SURE TO USE THEM FIRST CHANCE I GET!!
.................GBU.............MARCOS

smtwngal

3/23/2006 11:09 am

 u picked out some good pick up lines. some of them were so cheesy that's what made them so funny. i hope guys don't use some of these pick up lines. that would be sad if they did.....lol

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