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9/5/2006 5:09 am

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What Is A Kiss?

Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

** Prof. of Computer Science:

A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

** Prof. of Algebra:

A kiss is two divided by nothing.

** Prof. of Geometry:

A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

** Prof. of Physics:

A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

** Prof. of Chemistry:

A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

** Prof. of Zoology:

A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

** Prof. of Physiology:

A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

** Prof. of Dentistry:

A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

** Prof. of Accountancy:

A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

** Prof. of Economics:

A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

** Prof. of Statistics:

A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

** Prof. of Philosophy:

A kiss is the persecution for the , ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

** Prof. of English:

A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is
applicable to all.

** Prof. of Engineering:

Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.

May the Lord bless you and keep you

Dundeal
(William Watson) 67M

18097 posts
9/5/2006 7:52 am

i knew you love that kristina, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you

Dundeal
(William Watson) 67M

18097 posts
9/5/2006 7:53 am

holykiss, thanks for stopping by in my little bit of heaven, cheers and God bless you

May the Lord bless you and keep you

redbird1122 66F

1581 posts
9/5/2006 4:45 pm

The moth's kiss first!
Kiss me as if you made believe
You were not sure, the eve,
How my face, your flower, had pursed
Its petals up.
-R. Browning, In a Gondola

Rose kissed me today.
Will she kiss me tomorrow?
Let it be as it may.
Rose kissed me today.
-Austin Dobson, A Kiss

The anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.
-Dr. Henry Gibbons, Definition of a Kiss

Jenny kissed me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in;
Time, you thief, who love to get
Sweets into you list, put that in!
Say I'm weary, say I'm sad,
Say that health and wealth have missed me:
Say I'm growing old, but add
Jenny kissed me.
-Leigh Hunt, Jenny Kissed Me

Leave a kiss but in the cup,
And I'll not look for wine.
-Ben Jonson, To Celia

Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss!
Her lips suck forth my soul: See, where it flies!
-Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus

A kiss, when all is said, what is it?
. . . . . . a rosy dot
Placed on the "i" in loving, 'tis a secret
Told to the mouth instead of to the ear.
-Edmond Rostand, Cyrano de Bergerac, III

Give me kisses! Nay, 'tis true
I am just as rich as you;
And for every kiss I owe,
I can pay you back, you know.
Kiss me, then,
Every moment-and again!
-J. G. Saxe, To Lesbia (after Catullus)

Dear as remembered kisses after death,
And sweet as those by hopeless fancy feign'd
On lips that are for others.
-Tennyson, The Princess, IV

Ephesians 6:13 . . .and having done all, to stand

Dundeal
(William Watson) 67M

18097 posts
9/5/2006 5:05 pm

you had your own blog there redbird, hahahaha, cheers and God bless you

May the Lord bless you and keep you

Dundeal
(William Watson) 67M

18097 posts
9/6/2006 9:05 am

you are right aprilsmiles, thanks for sharing and welcome to my little bit of heaven, cheers and God bless you

May the Lord bless you and keep you