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Obvious Headlines Below are some headlines that I have found from papers around the world and when I read the headline, the duh sign goes off in my head, hahahaha, enjoy. 1. Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995 2. Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill still Shock Us Holland Sentinal, date unknown. 3. Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut The New York Times, November 22 4. Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find The Los Angeles Times, November 2 5. 'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30 6. Alcohol ads promote drinking The Hartford Courant, November 18 7. Malls try to attract shoppers The Baltimore Sun, October 22 8. Official: Only rain will cure drought The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts 9. -age girls often have babies fathered by men The Sunday Oregonian, September 24 10. Low Wages Said Key to Poverty Newsday, July 11 11. Man shoots neighbor with machete The Miami Herald, July 3 12. Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30 13. Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows The New York Times, March 10 14. Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies The Los Angeles Times, March 2 15. Scientists see quakes in L.A. future The Oregonian, January 28 16. Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning The Buffalo News, February 26 17. Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26 18. Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25 19. Economist uses theory to explain economy Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8 20. Bible church's focus is the Bible Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994 21. Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6 22. Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity The Chicago Tribune, March 5 23. Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear Journal of Commerce, April 20 24. Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2 25. Lack of brains hinders research The Columbus Dispatch, April 16 26. How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5 27. Fish lurk in streams Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29  May the Lord bless you and keep you |
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& I thought I wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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6/7/2006 2:16 pm |
Pretty Funny!
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o no Boxer shorts are underwear does that mean i could get arrested for going out in my yard attired only in boxer shorts? my fav. is 20 Bible church's focus is the Bible praise GOD!!
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i keep thinking about it: Bible church's focus is the Bible is that where our focus should be? The Catholic Church (The Bride of CHRIST) focuses on our Bridgroom JESUS and that seems to be where i believe the focus belongs Christianity is not a religion of the book it is (or at least should be) a religion of a relationship! (or relationships - our relationship with GOD helps us have good relationships with all HIS children.
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