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Universal Truths Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. Old ladies can eat more than you think. You can't respect a man who carries a dog. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. May the Lord bless you and keep you |
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then my job is done my friend izzy, hahaha, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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