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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
3/20/2009 2:48 pm

Last Read:
3/21/2009 12:04 pm

With All My Doctors Visits This Week


Now with all the trips to the doctor this week I have come across some doctor's notes that have made me wonder what they were thinking, enjoy, cheers.

These are actual notes taken from patient charts.

"The patient complains of a dry cough that hurts when he coughs and also when he takes deep breaths for 4 days."

"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home."

"Patient had waffles for breakfast, and anorexia for lunch."

"The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet."

"Patient was alert and unresponsive."

"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."

"The patient has no past history of suicides."

"The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints."

"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

"The other foot has the missing toe."

May the Lord bless you and keep you


101yaya
(Lila S)
69F
2841 posts
3/20/2009 6:32 pm


thanks Bill


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
3/20/2009 6:33 pm

hello brevie, i am here to help, go for it, hahahaha, cheers and thanks for stopping by

May the Lord bless you and keep you


honest822 47F

3/20/2009 11:52 pm

This is funny Mr.Dundeal LOL.. i am also working in Hospital and seen such humurous patient records hahahahahahah God bless you, thanks for sharing.. -Grace


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
3/21/2009 12:03 pm

you are so welcome lila, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
3/21/2009 12:04 pm

you are welcome grace, thanks for stopping by, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you