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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? The answers are from some of our great minds, hahaha, cheers. Dr. Phil: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "this" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "other side" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "current" problems before adding "new" problems. Oprah: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here. Donald Rumsfeld: Now, to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. Anderson Cooper, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. John Kerry: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now and will remain against it. Judge Judy: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. Pat Buchanan: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. Martha Stewart: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told. Ernest Hemingway: To die in the rain. Alone. Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough. Barbara Walters: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. Bill Gates: I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The platform is much more stable and will never ever, ever reboot. Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? Al Gore: I invented the chicken! Colonel Sanders: Did I miss one? May the Lord bless you and keep you |
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Biiilll!! -->OBAMA, McCAIN, BUSH, CLINTON 2 PALIN's now and more WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
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No no no! The chicken crossed the road to prove to the possum that it can be DONE!
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well bb, people say i do not want to debate and so i have a great debate going on here, hahahahaha May the Lord bless you and keep you
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funny you should bring that up grace, hahahaha, i saw no less then 5 dead possum on the road during my route today and no chickens, hahaha, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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