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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
3/17/2009 4:31 pm

Last Read:
3/18/2009 9:19 am

Sick Leave, Blond Funny


I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the Boss
might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out."
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, " And where do you think you're going?!"

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
3/18/2009 9:19 am

then you are in good company sister, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you