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Some Let's Have Some Fun Quotes And Not Take Life Too Seriously

If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.

Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude...! Keep on rocking!

Every lady hopes that her will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her will never find a wife as good as his father did!

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to
the Crocodiles!

So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but I chose Marriage, slow sure!

Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

May the Lord bless you and keep you

pricelessjoy 73F