| Investment tips For My Friends Here At BC |
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10/11/2008 7:22 pm
Last Read: 10/12/2008 11:07 am
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With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations sometime in the future:
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker.
3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMM Good.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa.
FedEx is expected to join its competitor UPS and become FedUP.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang
May the Lord bless you and keep you
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1771 posts 10/11/2008 8:33 pm |
Those are great! I'll have to include them in my investment portfolio... 
Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and His righteousness!
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15825 posts 10/11/2008 9:26 pm |
glad to help Gods child, hahahaha, cheers
May the Lord bless you and keep you
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2418 posts 10/11/2008 11:22 pm |
now that is worth an email round the world Dunny 
Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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15825 posts 10/12/2008 12:47 am |
then you start it onelady and let me know how long it takes to make it back around, cheers
May the Lord bless you and keep you
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10462 posts 10/12/2008 6:50 am |
Sounds like some investments I would like to start!! Blessings!!
How can we NOT praise Him - Marilyn
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15825 posts 10/12/2008 11:07 am |
then you go ahead marilyn and let me know where you are at dear, hahahaha, cheers
May the Lord bless you and keep you
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