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A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes inverse. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. A plateau is a high form of flattery. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. May the Lord bless you and keep you |
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 10/6/2008 5:32 pm |
Love the one about money Bill... 'Taint yours and 'taint mine!!! 
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10/6/2008 6:29 pm |
so happy you enjoyed it pat, cheers and God bless you dear May the Lord bless you and keep you
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10/6/2008 6:47 pm |
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. hahahahahahahahaha Good ones here Bill. Have a good weekend? From one bride to another, God keep you, bless you, increase you, Rhonda  
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10/6/2008 7:34 pm |
thank you rhonda, i pray you do the same dear, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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10/7/2008 11:07 am |
Hello Bill... I'd seen "a mall" yesterday, but I was "two-tired" to "ply again defeat"!!!! hahahaaaa! Hey, you forgot the number "26." after the jumping off "in Seine"!!  ________ 
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10/7/2008 2:51 pm |
hello bb, thanks for stopping by and sharing with us, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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