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A day without sunshine is like night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Remember, half the people you know are below average. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. OK, so what's the speed of dark? When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?" Just remember if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. May the Lord bless you and keep you |
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 10/1/2008 4:15 pm |
Do they make chocolate covered jalapenos? Just thought I would ask!! Blessings Bill!! How can we NOT praise Him - Marilyn
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10/1/2008 6:32 pm |
Well Marilyn, they DO make jalapeno jelly!   Bloom Where You are Planted
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10/1/2008 6:33 pm |
Which reminds me. The old saying that if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I guess, if life gives you jalapenos, make jalapeno jelly! Bloom Where You are Planted
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10/1/2008 7:24 pm |
hello marilyn, these days they make everything, hahahahah, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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10/1/2008 7:24 pm |
sounds good to me joy, hahahaha, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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 10/1/2008 8:38 pm |
Hi Bill, I don't know why these are so hilarious to me tonight. Thanks for the laughter! Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. From one bride to another, God keep you, bless you, increase you, Rhonda  
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10/1/2008 9:19 pm |
Blessings Bill  Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. ♥ Maryann ♥ He Who Kneels Before God Can Stand Before Anyone Feeling STRESSED Out?!?
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10/2/2008 3:13 pm |
hello rhonda, so happy to make you laugh, thanks for stopping by, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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10/2/2008 3:13 pm |
hello maryann, always lovely to see you over here in my bit of heaven, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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