| Philosophy of House Cleaning |
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8/27/2008 3:03 pm
Last Read: 8/27/2008 7:07 pm
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I don't do windows because I love birds and I don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible, and they may sue me.
I don't mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own and my hubby loves spiders.
I don't Spring Clean because. I love all the seasons and I don't want the others to get jealous.
I don't plant a garden because I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
I don't put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because I choose to believe them when they say Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!
May the Lord bless you and keep you
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463 posts 8/27/2008 5:10 pm |
Ok, Great laugh, BUT, YOU aren't a woman??? Man I have been so busy typing up my directions for my route, doing my seating charts, they are due Friday and trying to get all my registrations in order. I hardly get to read any blogs these days, or type a blog. You must come home in between routes. I have to drive a long way to get my bus, approx. 28 miles so, can't afford to drive back and forth during the day. We don't get to take our bus home with us. I have to stay up in Osprey at bus compound all day. I am so worn out when I get home I can barely breath until I get my shower and "powder my behind" from where I have sweat so badly all day. That's a little descriptive but, I am in a little pain from sweatin here. Thought you may need a laugh also????? Bless you and your family Bill, Me
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3602 posts 8/27/2008 6:25 pm |
I don't mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
A new one I have to add to my list!! 
Bloom Where You are Planted
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15825 posts 8/27/2008 7:06 pm |
hello tonya, thanks for stopping by and for the laugh, hahaha, yes i am home between runs, have had all kinds of routes over the years and in the different places i have driven, in alachua county i got to have my bus at home, not here though but then i am only 10 minutes from the compound, cheers
May the Lord bless you and keep you
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15825 posts 8/27/2008 7:07 pm |
feel free to do so joy, thanks for stopping by, cheers
May the Lord bless you and keep you
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