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While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay Pride parade. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a highway, you suddenly run out of gas. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four bridesmaids and six pallbearers. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies, "I'm sorry, I don't do autopsies." The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitation begins with, "Dear Weenie. . " While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialogue box: ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N) You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using radioactive material as tooth-filling. At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-Haul van and a truck which looks similar to the ones on old Beverly Hillbillies TV show. Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for pickles and ice cream. May the Lord bless you and keep you |
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 8/25/2008 7:10 pm |
Thanx Bill - I needed a few giggles today!!  Blessings!!How can we NOT praise Him - Marilyn
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8/25/2008 9:21 pm |
For me to be up at this hour of the night,I must be looking for something...And I found it...A funny from Bill...Thank you for the laugh...Lynn
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8/26/2008 6:02 am |
you are so welcome marilyn, thanks for stopping by, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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8/26/2008 6:03 am |
so happy that you found it lynn, one day maybe bc will get back to normal, hahahaa, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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