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There was a redback on the toilet seat, When I was there last night. I didn't see him in the dark, But boy I felt his bite. I jumped up high into the air, And when I hit the ground. That crafty redback spider, Wasn't nowhere to be found. I rushed into the mrs, Told her just where I'd been bit. And she grabbed my cutthroat razor, And I nearly took a fit. I said 'Forget what's on your mind, And call a doctor please. For I've got a feeling that your cure, Is worse than the disease.' There was a redback on the toilet seat, When I was there last night. I didn't see him in the dark, But boy I felt his bite. And now I'm here in hospital, A sad and sorry plight. And I curse the redback spider, On the toilet seat last night. I can't lie down, I cant' sit up I don't know what to do. The nurses think it's funny but that's not my point of view. I tell you it's embarrasing and that's to say the least, For I'm too sick to eat a bite, While the spider had a feast. And when I get back home again, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll make that Redback suffer for the pain I'm going through. I've had so many needles, I'm looking like a sieve I promise you that redback hasn't very long to live. There was a redback on the toilet seat, When I was there last night. I didn't see him in the dark, But boy I felt his bite. And now I'm here in hospital, A sad and sorry plight. And I curse the redback spider, On the toilet seat last night. Don't forget the bug spray, Dunk!!  Penelope Captive of Hope 
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10/13/2008 6:01 pm |
That is so, so funny!!!!! He is no fool if he should choose to lose the things he cannot keep to gain what he can never lose.....Jim Elliott Deena 
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 10/13/2008 6:19 pm |
 He whispers through the storm......"I am with you....." 
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 10/13/2008 6:28 pm |
That should rock him to sleep for sure!! How can we NOT praise Him - Marilyn
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10/13/2008 7:19 pm |
What a beautiful lullaby for Dunky! Truthfully, it was hilarious! (Serves him right!  )  Bloom Where You are Planted
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10/13/2008 7:54 pm |
I've never really found or apprecieated the beauty everyone else seems to have for poritry! Still haven't after reading this one little Mstroublemakerthingy  You know what??? I woke up last night to go to the dunny and was looking all around before getting up coz I dremt or I had a dream just in case you figure that word out And it was about 2 black widows spiders that were underneath a box that blong to my son Justin that was lying in the park. Don't ask me why a box belonging to my son was in a public park coz I don't know hey you know how manytimes dreams make no sense whatsoever right??? Well that was one of them anyway I saw them and they saw me and 1 of them started to try her get away so I ran to a nearby tree where a gardeners rack was to use it to kill them but when I return the box was gone so I asked my son about it and he said that him and some friends took it up into our apartment already   Well it might not sound so threating or that big of a deal now but believe you me It totaly freaked me out in the dreamThe true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. Former U.C.L.A. Coach John Wooden
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10/13/2008 7:57 pm |
And no I prolly won't sleep well AGAIN tonight thanks to you The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. Former U.C.L.A. Coach John Wooden
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10/13/2008 8:38 pm |
Heehee, I went and listened to it on YouTube! I was pretty careful about the Spider stuff in Mexico too...shaking out the shoes, and suitcases etc for the black widows...and then there were those other creepy crawlies! **shudder** Glad to be back home where all we've got to watch out for are cougars and bears in the woods...LOL
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10/13/2008 9:40 pm |
Pen, I used to sing that silly Slim Dusty ditty when I was growing up Gods way is my way,...Clay
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10/14/2008 2:05 pm |
It certainly brings a tear to the eye, just the thought of poor Dunky cowering in the corner of his bed, having nightmares about Redbacks....... ....a tear from laughing so hard I'll split my sides, that is.... He whispers through the storm......"I am with you....."
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10/14/2008 8:18 pm |
Poor Dunky! All this talk of spiders (shuddering). Maybe Pen will come slay them for you - after all she's the Warrior Thingy!! Susan aka Red God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him. Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20 Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there! Where I For Everything There is a Season Halloween Pics from Work
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10/15/2008 4:56 am |
...and I that thought it should be sung with the Obladi-Oblada tune! And, hey Pen, Miss Pellin' Dunky? He wrout PORITRY, not proritry! Rite Dunky?? 
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10/16/2008 10:16 pm |
woohoo we have war... let the games begin Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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10/17/2008 4:47 am |
I wonder if buba got offended now, and got burst his bubble... or was it "bubbles of happiness"... Btw, have you seen my last two posts???
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10/17/2008 4:52 am |
TO ALL... OBAMA, McCAIN, BUSH, CLINTON (2 PALIN's now) and more: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??? (I've been updating the last one, if it doesn't show)
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10/17/2008 12:28 pm |
Haven't managed to find the song I mentioned earlier... I just did a search (googled) and I got my comment and your response on BC!!! I haven't seen you at the prom yet. Maybe anyone you don't want to meet? They are all supposed to be at the beach now... I haven't seen Dunky, nor Ribby, nor Stevey either!  WELCOME!!! WE'RE HAVING A PARTY!!! Æ
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Wonder if he will sleep well tonight??? 
