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Dear God....I need a man RIGHT NOW.....
ms_warriorthingy
9/29/2008 4:11 pm
to weed my garden! Seriously, I just went outside....it's a jungle out there! And I DON'T DO GARDEN!!!

Hey spunky butt yeah that's right I'm talking to YOU why don't you come on over?

I'll show you my etchings

My weedy etchings!!


Penelope
Captive of Hope
soaringwithchris
6913 posts

9/29/2008 4:32 pm

Who is Spunky Butt¿ Just Curious!

Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 4:47 pm:
Any man who is fearless enough to walk into my backyard is a spunkybutt!!

OceanBlue122
7074 posts 

9/29/2008 4:35 pm

I want a man right now......but......not for gardening!!!

And no.....not for what you all might be thinking......it's just for.....true and forever LOVE!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 5:42 pm:
Crikey.....this is one of those moments when I wish I could play a violin!!!

Hey maybe the two of you could tiptoe romantically through my weeds???? maybe pull out a few as you're meandering along???

spiritfilled052
10462 posts

9/29/2008 4:38 pm

Hey - I'm a girl - I do gardens - guess that don't count - I work for chocolate!!

How can we NOT praise Him - Marilyn


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 4:48 pm:
Yeah that figures....the one who shows a bit of interest......is a blinkin woman.....who wants chocolate! Go figure!!!

ladylightwalker
1729 posts 

9/29/2008 4:57 pm

<<<<<<will weed gardens for chocolate, and a plane ticket...one way...

Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 5:38 pm:
Oh crikey......they are coming out of the woodwork!!!

philopatir
813 posts 

9/29/2008 5:12 pm

Use windex on them weeds girl..j/k..


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 5:39 pm:
Really???? Windex???? Hey I got Windex!

Tapestry_Of_Life
345 posts

9/29/2008 5:33 pm


Pen,
I knew a guy who did pee out the window each morning,
it sure did kill those weeds...



Just home from a wonderful honeymoon

matt31272
I love you
my honey


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 5:40 pm:
The only window looking out into that part of the yard is my bathroom window...and it's up high. If he's REAL tall, send him over!!!

ladylightwalker
1729 posts 

9/29/2008 6:08 pm

OMGOSH!!

Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:12 pm:
That's what I said when I saw my garden!!

busykydad
3215 posts

9/29/2008 6:16 pm

I love gardening Pen...and if I had time I could take off from work I would love to take care of the weeds in your garden...the same way I take care of them in mine...a large dose of round-up!

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - part of Jim Elliot's October 28, 1949 journal entry

One life will soon be passed, only what's done for Christ will last!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:13 pm:
Gee thanks Jim! Hey I followed your advice....here's a link to my post so you know what happened next!

Blonde roots and hardware stores don't mix!

Interpretation
1295 posts 

9/29/2008 6:38 pm

I was about to agree with you......till I saw the sentence ending with the gardening thing. UGH!
My stepdad mows my lawn, so I'm all set with that. LOL


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:14 pm:
Sooooooooo does your stepdad like Australia????

evermindful
187 posts

9/29/2008 6:48 pm

Hey Pen! You can borrow my pooch, India anytime Girl! She kills any plant within firing range! Her pee is pure acid! Don't come back for at least a year, either. Powerful stuff. I think I'll market it to my local garden shop, and get rich like Donald Trump! All it takes is one great marketing plan to become a millionaire! Righty-O!!! Here's your fierce competitor, Donald. Watch my...uh...uh....yellow trail??

Greater is He who is within me, than He who is within the world.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:16 pm:
Yeah.......I think her "potion" was in the weedkiller I just bought!!! A weedkiller millionaire huh? hmmmmmmmmmm....I dunno.....does your dog have any other tricks up her sleeve???

gregduncan
6138 posts

9/29/2008 6:50 pm

Sorry I don't do windows or gardens

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. Former U.C.L.A. Coach John Wooden


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:16 pm:
Dunk I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too scared to ask you what it is you do, do!! Probably a lot of do-do???

GraceStillAmazes
723 posts

9/29/2008 7:24 pm

Hey, send him over here when you're done with him-----I have need of a man too!!!



"Jesus--He meets you where you are
Jesus--He heals your secret scars
All the love you're longing for is
Jesus--The friend of a wounded heart"


A wounded and broken heart
We need to STOP spreading lies and half truths


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:17 pm:
Sweeeeeeetie......my yard is just the tip of the iceberg!! He wont be done here for a looooooooooooooooong time!!

lahlimama
623 posts

9/29/2008 8:16 pm

Hey! I was looking for him to do all my yardwork! The leaves and walnuts are falling and need to be raked...

WANTED: A MAN WITH GRUNT WHO DOES YARDWORK!

With Love and Laughs from the Lahli a.k.a.
Lorilei


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:18 pm:
Have you tried "rent a squirrel"??????

HisBeauty2
849 posts 

9/29/2008 8:58 pm

How did your honey-do list get so short? Only the weeds? You have to be kidding. What is this, bait and switch? I think I should revise my own strategies for getting some manpower around my place.

Thank you, encouragers.
Integrity
Leap
Whispers


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:20 pm:
The yard is just the decoy for much bigger things!! Wait til he sees my garage that needs cleaning out!!!

Izzy1000
1822 posts 

9/30/2008 1:53 am

I use boiling water on weeds...it works....and is cheap lol.....though my garden has a mind of its own at the moment, with all the rain then a good few sunny days. My back garden looks like triffids have taken over lol...


ms_warriorthingy replies on 10/3/2008 12:57 am:
I don't think there's enough hot water in the world for these weeds, Izzy!!

BristerBate
4072 posts 

9/30/2008 5:38 am

Hey, Pen... show us a pic of this garden first! LOL!
Some calculations might be needed here!!!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 10/3/2008 1:00 am:
I could BB....but of course then I would have to kill you!!

YOUNG53M
1764 posts

10/2/2008 9:16 pm

Hey, I've got a spunky butt. You should just covert your garden into a rock garden.

Let your gentleness be evident to all. Philippians 4:5


ms_warriorthingy replies on 10/3/2008 1:04 am:
Stop taunting me you villain!! Just get that spunky butt over to my weeds!!

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