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9/29/2008 4:11 pm
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to weed my garden! Seriously, I just went outside....it's a jungle out there! And I DON'T DO GARDEN!!!
Hey spunky butt yeah that's right I'm talking to YOU why don't you come on over? 
I'll show you my etchings 
My weedy etchings!!    
Penelope Captive of Hope
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6913 posts 9/29/2008 4:32 pm |
Who is Spunky Butt¿ Just Curious! 
Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve  
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 4:47 pm: Any man who is fearless enough to walk into my backyard is a spunkybutt!!   |
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7074 posts 9/29/2008 4:35 pm |
I want a man right now......but......not for gardening!!!
And no.....not for what you all might be thinking......it's just for.....true and forever LOVE!
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 5:42 pm: Crikey.....this is one of those moments when I wish I could play a violin!!!   
Hey maybe the two of you could tiptoe romantically through my weeds???? maybe pull out a few as you're meandering along???   |
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10462 posts 9/29/2008 4:38 pm |
Hey - I'm a girl - I do gardens - guess that don't count - I work for chocolate!! 
How can we NOT praise Him - Marilyn
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 4:48 pm: Yeah that figures....the one who shows a bit of interest......is a blinkin woman.....who wants chocolate! Go figure!!!    |
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1729 posts 9/29/2008 4:57 pm |
<<<<<<will weed gardens for chocolate, and a plane ticket...one way... 
Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 5:38 pm: Oh crikey......they are coming out of the woodwork!!!    |
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813 posts 9/29/2008 5:12 pm |
Use windex on them weeds girl..j/k.. 
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 5:39 pm: Really???? Windex???? Hey I got Windex!  |
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345 posts 9/29/2008 5:33 pm |
Pen, I knew a guy who did pee out the window each morning, it sure did kill those weeds...

Just home from a wonderful honeymoon
 matt31272 I love you my honey
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 5:40 pm: The only window looking out into that part of the yard is my bathroom window...and it's up high. If he's REAL tall, send him over!!!    |
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1729 posts 9/29/2008 6:08 pm |
OMGOSH!! 
Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:12 pm: That's what I said when I saw my garden!!   |
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3215 posts 9/29/2008 6:16 pm |
I love gardening Pen...and if I had time I could take off from work I would love to take care of the weeds in your garden...the same way I take care of them in mine...a large dose of round-up!
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - part of Jim Elliot's October 28, 1949 journal entry
One life will soon be passed, only what's done for Christ will last!
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1295 posts 9/29/2008 6:38 pm |
I was about to agree with you......till I saw the sentence ending with the gardening thing. UGH! My stepdad mows my lawn, so I'm all set with that. LOL
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:14 pm: Sooooooooo does your stepdad like Australia????  |
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187 posts 9/29/2008 6:48 pm |
Hey Pen! You can borrow my pooch, India anytime Girl! She kills any plant within firing range! Her pee is pure acid! Don't come back for at least a year, either. Powerful stuff. I think I'll market it to my local garden shop, and get rich like Donald Trump! All it takes is one great marketing plan to become a millionaire! Righty-O!!! Here's your fierce competitor, Donald. Watch my...uh...uh....yellow trail?? 
Greater is He who is within me, than He who is within the world. 
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:16 pm: Yeah.......I think her "potion" was in the weedkiller I just bought!!!   A weedkiller millionaire huh? hmmmmmmmmmm....I dunno.....does your dog have any other tricks up her sleeve???    |
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6138 posts 9/29/2008 6:50 pm |
Sorry I don't do windows or gardens  
The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. Former U.C.L.A. Coach John Wooden 
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:16 pm: Dunk I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too scared to ask you what it is you do, do!! Probably a lot of do-do???    |
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723 posts 9/29/2008 7:24 pm |
Hey, send him over here when you're done with him-----I have need of a man too!!!
     
"Jesus--He meets you where you are Jesus--He heals your secret scars All the love you're longing for is Jesus--The friend of a wounded heart"
A wounded and broken heart We need to STOP spreading lies and half truths
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:17 pm: Sweeeeeeetie......my yard is just the tip of the iceberg!! He wont be done here for a looooooooooooooooong time!!    |
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623 posts 9/29/2008 8:16 pm |
Hey! I was looking for him to do all my yardwork! The leaves and walnuts are falling and need to be raked...
WANTED: A MAN WITH GRUNT WHO DOES YARDWORK!
With Love and Laughs from the Lahli a.k.a. Lorilei 
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:18 pm: Have you tried "rent a squirrel"??????   |
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849 posts 9/29/2008 8:58 pm |
How did your honey-do list get so short? Only the weeds? You have to be kidding. What is this, bait and switch? I think I should revise my own strategies for getting some manpower around my place.
Thank you, encouragers. Integrity Leap Whispers
ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 11:20 pm: The yard is just the decoy for much bigger things!!   Wait til he sees my garage that needs cleaning out!!!   |
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1822 posts 9/30/2008 1:53 am |
I use boiling water on weeds...it works....and is cheap lol.....though my garden has a mind of its own at the moment, with all the rain then a good few sunny days. My back garden looks like triffids have taken over lol... 
ms_warriorthingy replies on 10/3/2008 12:57 am: I don't think there's enough hot water in the world for these weeds, Izzy!!   |
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4072 posts 9/30/2008 5:38 am |
Hey, Pen... show us a pic of this garden first! LOL! Some calculations might be needed here!!!
ms_warriorthingy replies on 10/3/2008 1:00 am: I could BB....but of course then I would have to kill you!!   |
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1764 posts 10/2/2008 9:16 pm |
Hey, I've got a spunky butt. You should just covert your garden into a rock garden.
Let your gentleness be evident to all. Philippians 4:5
ms_warriorthingy replies on 10/3/2008 1:04 am: Stop taunting me you villain!!  Just get that spunky butt over to my weeds!!   |
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