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Should Red and the thingy be auctioned off?
ms_warriorthingy
9/27/2008 6:57 pm
Will anyone buy us????? Will anyone bid for us????? And who should be the auctioneer if such a thing were to happen????? These are questions Susan and I ask ourselves constantly....well in the last half hour anyways!! so who should do it?????
Dunky.......could we trust him???
Michael.....he might want revenge!
Jeffy....would he bid as well???
any others?????


Penelope
Captive of Hope
ReadingandRoses
6226 posts

9/27/2008 7:27 pm

I breathlessly awaiting the reply!!! Red and Ms. Thingy are ready to roll!! Whee hee . . . Maybe some brave guy will come out of the woodwork and surprise us darlin'!

Susan aka Red
God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him.
Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20


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ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/27/2008 7:39 pm:
We can only wait with bated breath my girl!!!

ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/27/2008 7:42 pm:
Red, do you think Kevin Costner checks out blogs??? Just wondering!!

101yaya
2774 posts 

9/27/2008 8:36 pm

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MONEY IN THE UNIVERSE TO VALUE YOUR WORTH.
...both of you, either of you...
oh my who do I sound like???


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/27/2008 10:44 pm:
Is that you, God????? You're blonde????

hello gorgeous blonde thing...are you still invisible? I don't think so coz I can seeeeeee you!!!

101yaya
2774 posts 

9/27/2008 8:38 pm

I didn't vote.
Jeffy would!!!!
Michael would get someone else to do it so you would not know it was him.
AND
Duncy would talk himself out of it.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/27/2008 10:47 pm:
I reckon all three would be yellow about it!!! They have a lot to lose if this fizzles!! And then we can always hold them responsible for turning us into bitter old spinsters!!!

IndyJones56

9/27/2008 9:36 pm

I believe both of you damsels should be "purchased" by the Regulator (two new profiles here in my profile), and then after a complete and prolonged interview/examination by the Regulator, you both would be instructed to dance.

At which time, depending on behavior, both of you would be 'punished' for being alluring and sensational.

I'm sorry, you both brought this upon yourself for being stunning.

I state this information regarding a hot purchase, for strictly Biblical and Medical reasons, of course......

The Regulator.
Robert


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/27/2008 10:56 pm:
Crikey......regulator??? I'm so relieved....for a minute there I thought you said REPLICATOR.....in which case I would have had cause for concern!!!

.....the girl mutters as she walks off "I've got to stop watching that Stargate...I see replicators everywhere"

Hisgrayce
1283 posts

9/27/2008 9:42 pm

Are you 2 trying to get dates????????? What a fabulous idea!!! I should update my profile now that I know I can be googled.....to the highest bidder.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/27/2008 10:59 pm:
Hey you know, sometimes us girls just have to take matters into our own hands....highest bidder.....lowest bidder....now that we can be googled on the web......wow the sky's the limit!!!

OneLady7
2418 posts 

9/27/2008 11:33 pm

ooh google...where is he? I havent heard about that hottie yet You two are a hoot!

Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 12:04 am:
Well if it works for us.....get in line, I say!!!

dreamboat7
3 posts 

9/28/2008 12:06 am

two hot babes like you.....not only will I auction you off, I will place the highest bid!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 12:40 am:
Hey Red, our worries are over....the dreamboat is here!!

101yaya
2774 posts 

9/28/2008 4:14 am

Woh Girl.....
look what you caught!!!
Indiana Jones
Oh, Here comes Thelma and Louise......
screech...even in the dusty Aussie dirt they can screech the tires
.....man they are good
Thelma to Pen.....git yourself in here and we will go pick up Indy for ya....maybe we can even find Kevin in the outback....
He has been out there for about 5 months now - I think

thelma
louise
Pen
Red
they all drive off on the dusty outback trail looking for that one man who makes their heart go pitter patter.

.....the girl mutters as she walks off "I've got to stop watching that Stargate...I see replicators everywhere"


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:16 pm:
Sounds like a good storyline, Lila!!! Perhaps we could replicate all the characters too!!! Especially the Kevin one!!!

gregduncan
6138 posts

9/28/2008 5:58 am

Ok who will give me a dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar for each of them??? No one??? ok then who will give me a dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar, for the both of them???? Still no one??? Boy this isn't going to be so easy me thinks Do either one of you have any money in the bank?, able to cook? clean a house? wash a car and rub a back??? come on come on gotta sweeten up the pot a bit if were going to get the two of you off my action floor I got a whole heard of cattle to move right after youse two

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. Former U.C.L.A. Coach John Wooden


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:18 pm:
"I got a whole heard of cattle to move right after youse two"

oh you are gonna get it good!!! Just keep in mind Dunky.....I have the memory of a bull elephant!!!

gregduncan
6138 posts

9/28/2008 6:07 am

    Quoting ReadingandRoses:
    I breathlessly awaiting the reply!!! Red and Ms. Thingy are ready to roll!! Whee hee . . . Maybe some brave guy will come out of the woodwork and surprise us darlin'!
I breathlessly awaiting the reply!!! Red and Ms. Thingy are ready to roll!! Whee hee . . . Maybe some brave guy will come out of the woodwork and surprise us darlin'! ......Well after my mirserble failed attempt above to move you two along I'm sure he will once we see pigs fly

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. Former U.C.L.A. Coach John Wooden


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:19 pm:
Take flight you swine!!!

gregduncan
6138 posts

9/28/2008 6:20 am

Penelope, pigs, Susan. cattle boy oh boy what a tough day it was for me at the auction house this morning ok ok I know when to quit I better just shut up and not let that extra cup of coffee I drank get me into a whooooooooooole lot of trouble huh?

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. Former U.C.L.A. Coach John Wooden


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 4:01 am:
a LOT of trouble!

OceanBlue122
7074 posts 

9/28/2008 9:23 am

Hey, I trust Dunky to do the job.....so much so that I'm going to the dance with him .....okay, okay, so he's twisting my arm to make me go with him.....but still, he can be trusted....okay, okay, so he's blackmailing me to say this stuff about him.....but I still think you can Trust Dunky....Trust Dunky....Trust Dunky.....okay, okay, so he's brainwashed me, toooo!!!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:21 pm:
Yeah, you said it girlfriend!!! What did he put in your blinkin corsage???? You been breathing in those Dunky fumes, Lisa!!! Oh m'gosh he's your date for the prom???? pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase make sure your tutu is pinker than his!!!

joybells55
4359 posts

9/28/2008 10:17 am

Now, how in the world can anyone bid on you if you're all covered with snow!!!!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He whispers through the storm......"I am with you....."


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:22 pm:
Hey snow queens sell well in torrid climates, kiddo!!!

ReadingandRoses
6226 posts

9/28/2008 10:46 am

    Quoting gregduncan:
    Ok who will give me a dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar for each of them??? No one??? ok then who will give me a dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar, for the both of them???? Still no one??? Boy this isn't going to be so easy me thinks Do either one of you have any money in the bank?, able to cook? clean a house? wash a car and rub a back??? come on come on gotta sweeten up the pot a bit if were going to get the two of you off my action floor I got a whole heard of cattle to move right after youse two
I don't even have any words with which to respond. CATTLE??? Oh Dunky . . . you are SO FIRED.

Susan aka Red
God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him.
Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20


Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there!

Where I
For Everything There is a Season
Halloween Pics from Work


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:23 pm:
Forget fired......let's go with FRIED!!!

ReadingandRoses
6226 posts

9/28/2008 10:47 am

    Quoting IndyJones56:
    I believe both of you damsels should be "purchased" by the Regulator (two new profiles here in my profile), and then after a complete and prolonged interview/examination by the Regulator, you both would be instructed to dance.

    At which time, depending on behavior, both of you would be 'punished' for being alluring and sensational.

    I'm sorry, you both brought this upon yourself for being stunning.

    I state this information regarding a hot purchase, for strictly Biblical and Medical reasons, of course......

    The Regulator.
    Robert
Regulator? Punished? Dance? (though he did call us stunning . . ..)

Susan aka Red
God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him.
Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20


Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there!

Where I
For Everything There is a Season
Halloween Pics from Work


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:24 pm:
You know...I was thinking along the same lines!! We can handle a bit of punishment when the sweeeeeeeet words are spoken!!!

ReadingandRoses
6226 posts

9/28/2008 10:49 am

    Quoting Hisgrayce:
    Are you 2 trying to get dates????????? What a fabulous idea!!! I should update my profile now that I know I can be googled.....to the highest bidder.
Hee hee . . . join the crowd darlin'! I hear you have some goth, tatooed, hickey covered guys that might be just the ticket!!!

Susan aka Red
God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him.
Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20


Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there!

Where I
For Everything There is a Season
Halloween Pics from Work


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:25 pm:
not to mention underage!!!

ReadingandRoses
6226 posts

9/28/2008 10:53 am

    Quoting dreamboat7:
    two hot babes like you.....not only will I auction you off, I will place the highest bid!
I don't know ya, but anyone called 'dreamboat' can't be all bad!!!

But one thing we haven't addressed Ms Thingy - we each need our OWN winner - none of this 'both of you' business!!! In fact the gentlemen (which excludes Dunky from this with his cattle calls) need to impress upon us individually why we should want to be 'won by them' in this little auction extravaganza.

For those of you who remember the Michael3333 auction it was all about what you can do to impress the 'prize'. In this case (she says modestly) two amazing women!! So whaddya say Dreamboat? Are you ready to post an auction and decide what all these manly men will need to do to win the fair maiden of their choice?

Susan aka Red
God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him.
Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20


Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there!

Where I
For Everything There is a Season
Halloween Pics from Work


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:27 pm:
Yeah I think any man with the name "Dreamboat" counts as the perfect auctioneer for the job!!! I think we should coerce this chappie to get the ball rolling.......time is a wasting and we need some good lovin happening!!!

ReadingandRoses
6226 posts

9/28/2008 10:56 am

    Quoting 101yaya:
    Woh Girl.....
    look what you caught!!!
    Indiana Jones
    Oh, Here comes Thelma and Louise......
    screech...even in the dusty Aussie dirt they can screech the tires
    .....man they are good
    Thelma to Pen.....git yourself in here and we will go pick up Indy for ya....maybe we can even find Kevin in the outback....
    He has been out there for about 5 months now - I think

    thelma
    louise
    Pen
    Red
    they all drive off on the dusty outback trail looking for that one man who makes their heart go pitter patter.

    .....the girl mutters as she walks off "I've got to stop watching that Stargate...I see replicators everywhere"

Now Sweetie, the Indian Jones element is most welcome, but there will be no driving off cliffs by this girl!! I will however don my outback gear and head out to the outback in search of that one real man. Or Kevin would work too . . .

Susan aka Red
God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him.
Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20


Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there!

Where I
For Everything There is a Season
Halloween Pics from Work


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:27 pm:
Kevin would definitely work, Red!!!

ReadingandRoses
6226 posts

9/28/2008 11:00 am

    Quoting gregduncan:
    Penelope, pigs, Susan. cattle boy oh boy what a tough day it was for me at the auction house this morning ok ok I know when to quit I better just shut up and not let that extra cup of coffee I drank get me into a whooooooooooole lot of trouble huh?
If I weren't laying here on my sick bed snuffling with a headcold I would SO have something clever to say back to all this. I think you better just trot back off and hug those pigs and cattle, 'cause you sure won't be gettin' any luving from the two of us Mr!! (pigs and cattle indeed. Between him and Steve with the burnt hair I think I'll just pull the covers over my head and mope.) Sigh. Where's the love, I ask ya? Geezz Pen, look what we've unloosed!

Susan aka Red
God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him.
Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20


Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there!

Where I
For Everything There is a Season
Halloween Pics from Work


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:31 pm:
He's asking for a whole lot more than just being turned into a frog that's for sure!!! Maybe he could be an old cow in my next fairytale!!!!

ReadingandRoses
6226 posts

9/28/2008 11:02 am

    Quoting joybells55:
    Now, how in the world can anyone bid on you if you're all covered with snow!!!!!!!!



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go dump some of that snow on Dunk will ya?

Susan aka Red
God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him.
Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20


Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there!

Where I
For Everything There is a Season
Halloween Pics from Work


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/28/2008 11:31 pm:
Yeah, and pack some C4 into that snowball!!

gregduncan
6138 posts

9/29/2008 5:49 am

Will anyone buy us????? Will anyone bid for us????? And who should be the auctioneer if such a thing were to happen????? These are questions Susan and I ask ourselves constantly....well in the last half hour anyways!! so who should do it?????

I'm shocked and deeply hurt by your comments You both come to me on bended knees telling me of your sorrows and fears at being unable to find a man to marry!!! Men won't even give you the time of day and your greatest fears are that of becoming two very very old bitter wrinklely spinsters sisters sitting in your rocking chairs later on in life with knitting in your laps instead of husbands as everyone walks by wispering "how very sad those two never could catch the eye of any man in their entirrrrrrrrrrrre life's, how very, very sad
My heart and motives were pure only wanting to see the two of you happy but you forget what I had to work with in finding some suckers, I mean dates for you both!!! Sure it must have seem harsh, cruel, mean, and brutal to sandwich you both between all the lifestock but can't you see the genius in my approach for doing this??? I was only trying to enhance and bring what little I had to work with to its greatest possible opptumum possiblities

Sooooooooooo thats the reason for auctioning you both off in between the cows and pigs it was for your own good and best hopes in me finding you both some men!!! And this is the thanks I get for my great effort and sacrifice I'm crushed and dishearted by your ungreateful and harsh words for my loving gentle help for you.


The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. Former U.C.L.A. Coach John Wooden


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 1:58 pm:
Wellllll.......a whole lotta blinkin words....and only 5 spelling mistakes....someone's spell checker must be working??? Listen here frog breath......I dare you to put us up on the auction block.....you just watch, baby......every pig and cattle farmer in the region will be rushing to make a bid! Coz they see a whole lot more than ham & steak! You know what? I bet you will be the highest blinkin bidder.......even if you just want us for our stilettos!!

ReadingandRoses
6226 posts

9/29/2008 7:22 am

    Quoting gregduncan:
    Will anyone buy us????? Will anyone bid for us????? And who should be the auctioneer if such a thing were to happen????? These are questions Susan and I ask ourselves constantly....well in the last half hour anyways!! so who should do it?????

    I'm shocked and deeply hurt by your comments You both come to me on bended knees telling me of your sorrows and fears at being unable to find a man to marry!!! Men won't even give you the time of day and your greatest fears are that of becoming two very very old bitter wrinklely spinsters sisters sitting in your rocking chairs later on in life with knitting in your laps instead of husbands as everyone walks by wispering "how very sad those two never could catch the eye of any man in their entirrrrrrrrrrrre life's, how very, very sad
    My heart and motives were pure only wanting to see the two of you happy but you forget what I had to work with in finding some suckers, I mean dates for you both!!! Sure it must have seem harsh, cruel, mean, and brutal to sandwich you both between all the lifestock but can't you see the genius in my approach for doing this??? I was only trying to enhance and bring what little I had to work with to its greatest possible opptumum possiblities

    Sooooooooooo thats the reason for auctioning you both off in between the cows and pigs it was for your own good and best hopes in me finding you both some men!!! And this is the thanks I get for my great effort and sacrifice I'm crushed and dishearted by your ungreateful and harsh words for my loving gentle help for you.

What a fate!! But Pen and I will be the old ladies chasing the old guys around with our walkers! No sitting bitterly in rockers for us!! You're killing me here Dunky . . . I'm laughing so hard it's hard to think of anything mean to say back.

Susan aka Red
God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him.
Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20


Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there!

Where I
For Everything There is a Season
Halloween Pics from Work


ms_warriorthingy replies on 9/29/2008 2:00 pm:
And he only made 5 spelling mistakes.....though there could be more!! I think he could be the auctioneer we're looking for, Red......ok so we might wind up on someone's dinner plate by mistake....but hey at least we'll look like a sunday roast!!!

YOUNG53M
1763 posts

10/2/2008 9:33 pm

Man-o-man! How did I miss this one????? Why, I would give each one of you a hand and the arm it is attached to. But then, how would I be able to play a serenade on that guitar of mine to you two lovlies?? Besides, you probably wouldn't want to be going all around town with a guy that has no arms. What would people think? They would think you're giving pity and mercy to me by merely letting yourselves be seen with me.

Let your gentleness be evident to all. Philippians 4:5


ms_warriorthingy replies on 10/3/2008 1:06 am:
Nooooooooooo way....we'd just tell everyone your 'armless!!!

ms_warriorthingy replies on 10/3/2008 1:06 am:
you know, as in harmless without the h!!

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