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Got knocked senseless....or was it vice versa????
ms_warriorthingy
8/26/2008 3:04 am
I guess you could say I'm your typical girl next door........NOT!!

See I may be brunette, but way down deep I have blonde roots....and a whole bunch of loose wires....until I went wireless....but that's a whole other story!!

I'm the girl who trips on a flat floor, wearing no heels......

I'm the girl who thinks a guy is whistling at her, only to find he was whistling at his friend, who thought it was me whistling at him!! (Remember that story you old timers?)

Well the other day I walked into a metal chair and banged my kneecap something shocking! Saw stars that time....

But my latest fiasco was banging my head on an overhanging thingy....and got mild concussion for the effort!

Did I mention I've been in 9 car accidents???
Yup it's true!! NINE!!

So anyone wanna come for a drive in my car?

Oh and by the way.....apart from an egghead I am ok!

Chocolate is an amazing fixit!!!


Anyone here top that????

Penelope
Captive of Hope
AlanB2
1073 posts

8/26/2008 5:34 am

When I was a teen. My friend was swinging a rock tied to a rope. As he was swinging it, it flew out and smacked me right in the middle of the forehead. The rock split right down the middle perfectly. I got a lump and saw stars also...They all stood around laughing at me for what seemed forever....The worst part is they started calling me "Rocky". I think I will drive,...Thank You..lol


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 2:05 pm:
You split the rock???? Not your head??? Does this mean you are a hard nut to crack??? Wow B2 that must have stung!! I call that seeing stars look, the "stunned mullet" look!! I think it would have been a sight for sure!!! C'mon B2.....you wouldn't let me drive???? why???? ok so here in Australia we drive on the left hand side of the road, but I can learn!!! Florida can't be all that different from Melbourne surely!!!

pricelessjoy
3602 posts

8/26/2008 5:41 am

You funny girl! Sorry about the egg on your head! Here darlin, let me kiss it and make it feel better. Love you sweet beautiful sister!


Bloom Where You are Planted


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 2:06 pm:
Awwwwww thanks PJ! I'm feeling better already!! Going to work soon...hope I can concentrate and not do strange things!!

Verybusybee
1117 posts

8/26/2008 5:42 am

Thanks for the offer of a ride Pen.....but
I think I'll catch the bus!!!!!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 2:07 pm:
Catch the bus??? silly girl!!!

pricelessjoy
3602 posts

8/26/2008 5:43 am

P.S. If you were a cat you would be hanging onto life with a very fine thread! (Cat has 9 lives..you had 9 wrecks) I am glad you are not a CAT!!


Bloom Where You are Planted


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 2:09 pm:
Crikey me too!!! If I was a cat, I'd be staying under my bed.....though chances are the bed will collapse!!!

Louisiana
1006 posts

8/26/2008 6:16 am

Oh tooo funny Pen. Sorry bout your egghead! Blessings sweety

The body of Christ is like a patchwork quilt! All stitched together with God's love.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 2:10 pm:
Egghead!!! Hope I don't get poached!!!

spiritfilled052
10462 posts

8/26/2008 6:17 am

You are so funny Penelope - gave me a few giggles here - not that I'm laughing at your pain or anything - how about lauging with you!! And yes, chocolate is an amazing fixit - I ate a whole half gallon of Breyers Extra Creamy Double Churned chocolate in two sittings on Sunday and it changed my whole attitude!! I'm heading to the Kroger store now to pick up another half gallon for my Tuesday fixit!! What's great is it's on sale this week $2.77 instead of the regular $4.99 - almost 2 for the price of 1!! Can't beat that huh!!??!?!

My Mom used to have that saying about 'kiss it and make it better' too - and a lot of times it actually did work!! So here is one - not only from PJ - but me too - jus in case it does!! Blessings!!

How can we NOT praise Him - Marilyn


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 2:11 pm:
I hope you were blinkin thinking about me while you got stuck into all that chocolate!!! I reeeeeeeeaaaaaaallly want some chocolate right now.....but I have to go to work! You enjoy yours for me ok?

Rebekka_returns
2640 posts 

8/26/2008 6:26 am

    Quoting pricelessjoy:
    P.S. If you were a cat you would be hanging onto life with a very fine thread! (Cat has 9 lives..you had 9 wrecks) I am glad you are not a CAT!!
Hey! I was gonna' say that!

But I trust you honey, where you wanna' go.
Just be sure you have plenty of chocolate.

Love and Hugs


Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and one hand over my mouth!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 2:12 pm:
Amen to that, sister!!!

northernlass
1448 posts

8/26/2008 6:28 am

.Eeeeeeeeeee Pen.You are so funny.Maybe you could decorate your egg head then folks might look at n admire it n ask you where t get one,.Seriously now.put an ice pack on it.It`ll help reduce the swellin.
Peace be with you,
Wendy

Show me the way Sweet JESUS.
Lead and i Will follow.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 2:14 pm:
Decorate my head??? I'm visualising and it's not a pretty sight!!! I'm laughing so hard....and now I have to drive to work!! You better pray!!!

BTW now when people tell me I have a swelled head.....

GraceStillAmazes
723 posts

8/26/2008 7:57 am

I rebroke an ankle while it was still in a cast from the original break. Seriously!

You're my kinda gal!!!





"Jesus--He meets you where you are
Jesus--He heals your secret scars
All the love you're longing for is
Jesus--The friend of a wounded heart"


A wounded and broken heart
We need to STOP spreading lies and half truths


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 2:15 pm:
You did whaaaaaaaaaaaat????? How on earth does someone rebreak their leg WHILE IT IS STILL IN THE CAST???? Yep we are kindred spirits alright!!!!

ReadingandRoses
6226 posts

8/26/2008 8:21 am

Hmmmm . . . I'm seriously rethinking that invitation to come visit me!!

Susan aka Red
God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him.
Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20


Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there!

Where I
For Everything There is a Season
Halloween Pics from Work


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 2:16 pm:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww c'mon live dangerously!!!!

meow33744
22250 posts 

8/26/2008 9:56 am


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I have been accident prone all of my life.

It comes and finds me.

I have 7 vehicles including a motorcycle totaled out from under me by drunk drives and a few more by non drunk drives.

It is not necessarily my driving, but the bad driving finds me?



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Continue to be faithful, deliverance is near, obedience must be seen, be an unconditional blessing as He continues to bless you.

This time is short, serve Him well, serving all.

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For me to live is Christ and to die is gain.

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ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 2:17 pm:
Me too!!! None of these wrecks were my fault, and in one I was actually parked on the side of the road!!! Most of the others were while I was stationary! Perhaps I should always keep moving!!!!

spiritfilled052
10462 posts

8/26/2008 3:55 pm

ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/26/2008 4:11 pm:
I hope you were blinkin thinking about me while you got stuck into all that chocolate!!! I reeeeeeeeaaaaaaallly want some chocolate right now.....but I have to go to work! You enjoy yours for me ok?

Ummmm - no sorry Penelope - can't say I was thinking of you at the moment - you know how selfish us chocoholics can be in the throes of our addiction!!

How can we NOT praise Him - Marilyn


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/29/2008 12:31 am:
Just because we don't share our chocolates doesn't make us selfish.....just protective!!! See this is what makes you and I a leeeeeetle different...see I would be thinking about people....thinking "ha ha you can't have my chocolate"! Crikey I shouldn't have confessed that....now people will know the real me!!!!

imadeit3
876 posts

8/26/2008 8:47 pm

Maybe we need to confine you to a wheelchair and hire a driver. You are too funny. You might be clumsy, but you are still beautiful!
Hey...what's up with all the other stuff in life?

Truth is Black and White
Paula Marie


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/29/2008 12:32 am:
Just confine me to a stretch limo with a chauffer and I promise I will never get behind the wheel again!!!

joybells55
4359 posts

8/27/2008 10:13 am

The very THOUGHT of allowing you behind the wheel of a car, be it left or right, is, at the very least, FRIGHTENING!!!!!!!



He whispers through the storm......"I am with you....."


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/29/2008 12:34 am:
You know what's so funny here? You come across as this tough chickie, throwing snowballs at me in the winter......but you are just a chicken in disguise!!!!! Joy is a chicken Joy is a chicken Na na na na na na!!!

(as ms_warriorthingy ducks and weaves the snowballs left over from last winter that are stowed in joybells deep freeze)

Hisgrayce
1283 posts

8/27/2008 9:31 pm

I think you get the gold medal!!! I thought the Olympics were over???


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/29/2008 12:39 am:
Whaaaaaaaat??? the Olympics are over???? I thought this felt like a looooooooooong blinkin swimming marathon ....and I was really grumpy that they allowed freighters in the Olympic lane ....hey what's that up ahead....it's a really taaaaallllll statue of a lady holding a torch .......wow it must be the closing ceremony!!!

ps I looooove your new pic...you are too cute!

TIRZAH4SOS
2070 posts 

8/28/2008 5:14 pm

MY GOODNESS PEN !
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YOU SHOULD STAY HOME AND EAT CHOCOLATE MORE OFTEN , LOL ! YOUR TIR


Enjoy the journey ... Find a path to dwell in ...


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/29/2008 12:40 am:
You are so doggone right!!! The world should donate chocolate to keep me off the roads!!!

quietwalker

8/28/2008 8:10 pm

Well, blow me down, thought them officials down under would test eggheads at least weekly before they gave them their monthly license.
eh.....duh...eggheads here are brilliant people....an egghead has more brain cells. Guess you could pass for someone real smart here...but then the moment...eh....you know.....stuff happens....they will know the truth. Chocolate is good stuff especially the cold kind....icecream....I like the nutty kind
Have a great day and thanks for a good laugh, Pen. Sis


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/29/2008 12:42 am:
Now this is why I want to come live in the US.......so I can be one of the smart ones!! Um....Bethie....what do you mean by....stuff happens????

ps chocolate in ANY form is good stuff.....get real!!!

joybells55
4359 posts

8/29/2008 1:48 pm

A chicken, eh?????

Take that...

and that and that.....

and that and that and that...




He whispers through the storm......"I am with you....."


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/29/2008 3:50 pm:
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I knew it!!!! Gonna ask BC to change your profile from Joybells to Joybullybells!!!!

Overcaffeinated
7880 posts 

8/30/2008 6:55 pm

Ummm I fell into 12 foot deep sewer once! Seriously!!! I was alone, no one knew I was even on the property and I couldn't get out for the longest time. I thought I was going to die there!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/30/2008 9:31 pm:
You know the most comforting thing to me, regardless of how klutzy I am?..........there is ALWAYS someone with a scarier story to tell!!!!

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