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Blinkin Murphy...why'd you have to make a blinkin law???
ms_warriorthingy
8/8/2008 3:29 am
Today I woke up feeling out of sorts...I had some nasty dreams...rotten sleep...and I looked a shocker with bags under the eyes and everything!

But that's not the worst of it.....

Some days I don't have time to straighten my hair after I wash it so I kind of pin it up on my head au natural and it has that just got out of bed look...which usually isn't too bad, but when you wake up with bags under your eyes etc it just doesn't look good!

But that's still not the worst of it....

I got to work and realised I left my cosmetic purse at home...so no lippy...no perfume I felt so naked and vulnerable

But nooooooooo that's NOT the worst of it....

Want to know the worst of it????

Let's backtrack to one of my posts not so long ago...remember the blast from my past who wanted to take me out to dinner and I said no?

Zoom back to the present....

Here's a girl rushing to the store after work, hair with the just got out of bed look, bags under the eyes, no lippy, no perfume, work uniform....

Walks past a coffee shop...
who is in the coffee shop??????

BLAST FROM THE BLINKIN PAST IS IN THE COFFEE SHOP!

AND HE SAW ME!!!

AND HE WAVED!!!

Did our eyes meet over his blinkin capuccino????

NO BLINKIN WAY!!!

I waved and walked so fast you would think a bunch of rabid cannibals were after me!!

See.......I really do need that bowl of high fibre Special K cornflakes!


Penelope
Captive of Hope
Verybusybee
1117 posts

8/8/2008 4:22 am

I think Murphy's an atheist Pen - that's the problem!!!!

GBY,
Pat.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:33 am:
No wonder!!!

joybells55
4359 posts

8/8/2008 5:01 am

OH PEN!!!! NO LIPPY??????? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

He whispers through the storm......"I am with you....."


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:14 pm:
I knoooooooooooooooooooooow!!! It was tragic!!!

Hidden_Treasure

8/8/2008 5:27 am

Thats why you're supposed to always wear clean underwear in case you get caught in a car accident..

Im sure you see the correlation.

Jn:14:15: If ye love me, keep my commandments. --Jesus.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:15 pm:
That's what my nanna always said!!!

ndnthomas
2513 posts 

8/8/2008 5:39 am

Sister, I think that was just God letting you know you don't really need that stuff.

Thomas and Robin


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:19 pm:
Yikes! I just had a de ja vue moment!!!

qout;

AlanB2
1073 posts

8/8/2008 6:22 am

    Quoting ndnthomas:
    Sister, I think that was just God letting you know you don't really need that stuff.
I agree with this...Most woman dont need all that makeup, etc.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:23 pm:
Us girls need to get with the program!!!

Independance
2767 posts 

8/8/2008 7:08 am

Sounds like a nightmare!
but, on the other hand, he did recognized you without the makeup,
so, it was probably not that bad

Life is an adventure.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:24 pm:
Shouldn't he have jumped out of his seat and come running after me??? LOL or am I just thinking negatively???

Rebekka_returns
2640 posts 

8/8/2008 7:40 am

Awwwwwwwwww honey

And this is for you Murphy..... *splat* *bam* *pow*


Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and one hand over my mouth!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:26 pm:
Yeah you get that blinkin murphy, girlfriend!!!

thanksjesus
1254 posts 

8/8/2008 8:17 am

Ug! Isn't that just the way it always goes? The hottie is right there to see the vunerable side of us. I feel for you today, Pen. FYI~ I am doing the "didn't have time to do anything, so pulled hair into ponytail" do today. Have a great weekend!

G


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:27 pm:
Guess if a guy doesn't like us even with a bad hair day, he isn't worth the trouble huh!!! You have a great weekend too!

pricelessjoy
3602 posts

8/8/2008 8:58 am

    Quoting ndnthomas:
    Sister, I think that was just God letting you know you don't really need that stuff.
Pen you are BEAUTIFUL you don't need make-up to be beautiful! I am sure this guy sees your beauty underneath your makeup, not because of your makeup.


Bloom Where You are Planted


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:29 pm:
pj.......thank you! I know there is beauty inside...guess I still have to accept the outside!!

spiritfilled052
10462 posts

8/8/2008 9:04 am

Beauty is only skin deep Penelope - maybe he remembered your beautiful heart and didn't even notice your lack of makeup!!

ps - my 1st ex-husband used to say "beauty is skin deep but ugly goes clear to the bone" - but who listens to a lying alchoholic abusive adulterizer anyway!!! Go figure!!

How can we NOT praise Him - Marilyn


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:31 pm:
I wouldn't want a man who only dates a woman because of how she looks either coz it just shows how shallow he really is. I don't want a man who looks good but isn't good either.....beauty sure is only skin deep! Thanks my friend!

spbpt
3163 posts 

8/8/2008 9:08 am

dunno what to say, so sending a prayer

hi Gina.......

Susan

because I have a Shepherd,
I know love and goodness


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:31 pm:
LOL thanks Susan!!

GraceStillAmazes
723 posts

8/8/2008 9:33 am

Ok, I'm hitting the shower, I'm doing my make-up "just so", I'm fixing my hair up all girly, I'm wearing my prettiest blouse, and my softest, most feminine perfume! Mr Wonderful just may show up on my doorstep --out here on these 40 acres of woods---in the middle of nowhere--that even I can't find WITH a map and a compass----it could happen...........

And monkeys could fly out my butt...........



"Jesus--He meets you where you are
Jesus--He heals your secret scars
All the love you're longing for is
Jesus--The friend of a wounded heart"


A wounded and broken heart
We need to STOP spreading lies and half truths


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:35 pm:


Girl you crack me up!!!!

monkeys flying out of your butt???? Insane thought!! the scary thing is....it could happen!!!!

Hisgrayce
1283 posts

8/8/2008 11:32 am

I totally understand how you feel. One day I decided not to do the hair and make up thing because I was just going to work in my yard. Hair in pony tail and sans makeup, I was great. Then about 3pm I decided to run down to the hardware store for some paint. As I walked in the cashier said, "Did you just get up?". I guess I must look really different without makeup. Oh well, whatever. I can't see myself so everyone else just gets to see the great plain faced me!!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:37 pm:
Oh nooooooooooooooo!!!!

One of the girls at work was asked if she was pregnant....she's 40 something....and she had put on weight!!! Not even a bunch of flowers could appease her!!

If someone asked me if I had just woken up....I would sock them one!!!!

christiancowboy6
1128 posts

8/8/2008 4:16 pm

Girl your a nut! lol But i am like Paul harvey, "i want to know the rest of the story" lol ???

Gods Continued Blessings.
David

Group Set Free ( Renewing Our Mind)
Hopelessness to hope. ( A little of my own testimony)
Why do you obey the Law? Obedience? Faith? Because you have too?


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 4:39 pm:
That's where the story ended, David!!! I wasn't hanging around for the sequel!!!!

Overcaffeinated
7880 posts 

8/8/2008 5:57 pm

If it makes you feel in better, some of my salad dropped off my folk during lunch and bounced off my chest, leaving my shirt with a lovely ranch dressing stain that made it look like I was lactacting! This just hasn't been my week!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 11:18 pm:
Nope, there aint nothin worse than folk dropping things down the front of your shirt!!!

chocnroses
1450 posts 

8/8/2008 6:14 pm

Well maybe the best ones are the ones who know you well enough to want to know you ANYWAY! Does that make sense? GBU!


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 11:22 pm:
Makes a lot of sense....and he called to ask me out! LOL I said no!

Overcaffeinated
7880 posts 

8/8/2008 8:34 pm

    Quoting Overcaffeinated:
    If it makes you feel in better, some of my salad dropped off my folk during lunch and bounced off my chest, leaving my shirt with a lovely ranch dressing stain that made it look like I was lactacting! This just hasn't been my week!
Ack - I meant fork!! And yet I am wrong again. It was actually a spork.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/8/2008 11:21 pm:
Oh you meant fork......um....spork???? Crikey you are having a bad week!!!

chocnroses
1450 posts 

8/9/2008 12:37 am

    Quoting Overcaffeinated:
    Ack - I meant fork!! And yet I am wrong again. It was actually a spork.
Corrie you're incorriegable!

Overcaffeinated
7880 posts 

8/9/2008 4:45 am

LOL yup that's me!! ROFLOL

aneleh
2465 posts 

8/9/2008 7:41 am

Well, you hear so many stories of how the guy fell in love with the girl because of see her 'au naturel'! So, I think I"m on the way to love...cuz the guy who trims the trees and hedges here first saw me in the back yard working with my old jeans and NOOOO make up. Then a couple of weeks later (post surgery) he's suddenly at the door mid-morning to drop off something he wants me to read during recovery...me in old T-shirt without any 'over the shoulder boulder holder', PJ bottoms, hair askew and dark rings under the eyes and him dressed to the nines! Yup, I'm SURE he's now in love after seeing me like that.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/11/2008 4:18 am:
Can't get any more natural than that!!! Over the shoulder boulder holder!!!! That cracks me up!!

101yaya
2774 posts 

8/10/2008 9:29 pm

This is the funniest post I have read in a long time.
NOOOOO Not your part....the comments by others.
You are so georgoueeeous he is probably star struck and did not notice.
I have to tell ya something....
it happened again.
I know you would never pass over any comments I would make but it happened over here >>>>
wanna see???
[post [post 130277]]
I went stealth again....how do I do that???
Maybe I could go out in public without make up and lippy and no one would notice.


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/11/2008 4:20 am:
If I were you, I'd blinkin go out and get a big fat box of chocolates....just to spite the lot of em!! Hey this is a Murphy's law post...you go out with no lippy etc and you may just get a blinkin marriage proposal!!

YOUNG53M
1763 posts

8/11/2008 10:50 pm

Well Missy, Do I actually have to start coming all the way over there to help you get ready in the morning? Here here now, sit still while I put your lippy on ya! Stop jerking your face around! Let Jeffy apply it just right. I'll be gentle.And let me do something with that hair! Did you sleep upside down or something? And I guess I'm goin'to have to dunk your baggy eyes in a water compact. Make sure you dry them off afterwards. And don't smear up my makeup job! Why, I'm goin'to make you look REAL good!
And I hope those nasty dreams didn't have me in them.

Let your gentleness be evident to all. Philippians 4:5


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/18/2008 4:08 am:
Hey how did I miss this??? Oh I know.........terrified of the thought of you being my stylist/makeup artist!!! I feel a nightmare coming on!!!

claynpottershand
132 posts 

8/13/2008 12:47 am

Sis the Holy Ghost GLO U have, hon you don't need man's junk mak u look good u hav all u need with Jesus shine God bless u sweet sister of mine
Numbers 6:24-26 (King James Version)
24The LORD bless thee, and keep thee:
25The LORD make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee:
26The LORD lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace.
Matthew 5:16
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
Philippians 2:15
That ye may be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as lights in the world;

Isaiah 60
1Arise, shine; for thy light is come, and the glory of the LORD is risen upon thee.
2For, behold, the darkness shall cover the earth, and gross darkness the people: but the LORD shall arise upon thee, and his glory shall be seen upon thee.
3And the Gentiles shall come to thy light, and kings to the brightness of thy rising.
THIS IS THE SHINE I SEE IN YOU MY DEAR SIS CONTINUE THE GOOD FIGHT!!!

bennilee

claynpottershand
132 posts 

8/16/2008 9:47 pm

Hey I hav miss you sis are you ok God bless you in Jesus name with great health and lift you up in body and spirit amen

bennilee


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/17/2008 1:55 am:
Hi sweetie! been a little busy with work and stuff this week...missed you lot as well!!

OneLady7
2418 posts 

8/18/2008 12:34 am

so it was you who called up Murphy eh? Jeffy was right...runs while she can still get away hehehehe

Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...


ms_warriorthingy replies on 8/18/2008 4:08 am:
Yeah me and that blinkin murphy are very close!!

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