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I'm driving my son to school....... As we're driving past one of the local wineries, there is this blinkin awful rotten egg smell......  My son rolls down his window and says "mum you are disgusting"  IT WASN'T MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!  It must have been fertilizer coz when I was driving back the smell came back in that spot. But my son thinks it was meeeeeeeeeee!!! I WANT A BLINKIN LAWYER!!   PenelopeCaptive of Hope |
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6/11/2008 7:16 pm |
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. That smell is common in Florida due to the sulfur. Now that you have experienced Florida up close and personal? What do you think? . Continue to be faithful, deliverance is near, obedience must be seen, be an unconditional blessing as He continues to bless you. This time is short, serve Him well, serving all. Know? Yes? ? . Meow ? .
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 6/11/2008 7:17 pm |
We all know girls don't do that sort of thing. qout;
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6/11/2008 7:46 pm |
I always blame the dog..... Whichever one is closest to me, of course! "Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid." John 14: 27  
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6/11/2008 7:48 pm |
 it wasn't me
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6/11/2008 8:02 pm |
probably won't be the last time you are blamed for something you didn't do. You might say the problem resembles more the other person than you. That might quiet things down some. May all your days be less dramatic, but I feel I am standing at the wishing well. Still wishes come true, don't they?
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6/11/2008 8:04 pm |
You are toooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!! Don't you realize that those things just don't happen with us true believers?????? Fertilizer indeed!!!  Let your gentleness be evident to all. Philippians 4:5
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6/11/2008 8:13 pm |
he who smells it first is always the one who owns it  besides everyone knows girls don't farrrrrr....pass gasgregduncan
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6/11/2008 9:06 pm |
In the south, women don't pass gas... we excuse ourselves when we have "the vapors." Oh man, I am sounding like Scarlett O'Hara now... but frankly I don't give a.... LOL
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6/11/2008 9:22 pm |
Oh Pen. Dunky is wearing off on you with his pee posts . . . now you're doing "toot" posts??? (bows head in despair) Ladies don't smell, sweat, burp or any other of those disgusting things! Don't blow our cover girl!! Susan aka Red God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him. Fully Known and Still Loved Favorite Birthday Memory? God will sweat the small stuff for you
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6/11/2008 9:35 pm |
LOL... you should try some TUMS... lol Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...
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6/11/2008 10:15 pm |
we believe you! thousands wouldn't just trust Him,Randolph
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6/11/2008 11:20 pm |
Ok Pen, it was me, remember just after you kissed me, well,.. you asked for it Gods way is my way,...Clay
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6/12/2008 12:36 am |
hahaha Pen welcome to my local region, if you ever visit Rotorua that's what you'll smell and sometimes in Taupo too..its all volcanic and thermal activity round here. Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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6/12/2008 1:06 am |
This is what happened to the last person to make fun of my Volvo, and this is what is going to happen to you when I blow past you: [image] Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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6/12/2008 1:09 am |
I have been there Sheryl, I know, Gods way is my way,...Clay
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6/12/2008 1:24 am |
hahaha Pen welcome to my local region, if you ever visit Rotorua that's what you'll smell and sometimes in Taupo too..its all volcanic and thermal activity round here.  Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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6/12/2008 1:31 am |
Crickey, you have a weird way of parking your car [image] True story: I had my dog in the moving truck with me while driving through northern Washington. It was harvest time for most farmers. Every time we passed a farm that was harvesting, the smell of the grain cause my dog's nose to lift off the seat and sniff the air.....ah, a new smell  for his senses.One farmer, however was fertilizing ...ahhhh, you know where this is going don'tcha??? My dog simply lifted his head and looked at me with THE look that said, "That wasn't you was it?" "That is not an unfamiliar smell!"It was priceless and I almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard. Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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6/12/2008 2:04 am |
Hey Pen...mom gets blamed for everything...we declare our innocence...lol Man can make many plans...BUT it is the Lord who will direct his paths....
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6/12/2008 10:06 am |
Blame the grandkids!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there still very young!!!!
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6/12/2008 12:42 pm |
Oh Pen, This post n the comments made me really laugh,  .Very good.As my 22yr old would say " it`s the one who smelt it that dealt it". Yours in CHRIST, Wendy  Show me the way Sweet JESUS.Lead and i Will follow. 
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6/12/2008 1:05 pm |
in my familoy it's called 'cutting the cheese' and you sound guilty to me wise men still seek Him Milly
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6/12/2008 2:13 pm |
"He who smelt it delt it"!! God Bless!! Grace, like water, always flows downward, to the lowest place. Amazing Grace!!
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6/12/2008 2:14 pm |
hahaha Pen welcome to my local region, if you ever visit Rotorua that's what you'll smell and sometimes in Taupo too..its all volcanic and thermal activity round here. Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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6/12/2008 4:39 pm |
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6/12/2008 4:42 pm |
Do you know its cheaper for us to fly to Oz than the Sth Island Pen? Now how do u reply to peoples posts right under their post like that?
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6/12/2008 11:45 pm |
This is what happened to the last person to make fun of my Volvo, and this is what is going to happen to you when I blow past you: [image] Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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6/13/2008 4:12 pm |
There is only one person who can say anything about my tail pipe, ....the person BEHIND me. , you are soooooo bad......so, no more Mr Nice Guy I wooed you I complimented you I defended you I swooned over you I loved you I proposed to you I dreamed about you I wrote you love poems 'n this is what you say???? BAD ON YOU GIRL i HAVE CONTACTS IN ZANZIBAR [IMAGE] 'N THEY CAN FOLLOW THE SMELL FROM ANY TAILPIPE EVER MADE..... SO BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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6/14/2008 6:06 pm |
Ohhhhhhh , you are soooooo bad......so, no more Mr Nice GuyI wooed you I complimented you I defended you I swooned over you I loved you I proposed to you I dreamed about you I wrote you love poems 'n this is what you say???? BAD ON YOU GIRL i HAVE CONTACTS IN ZANZIBAR [IMAGE] 'N THEY CAN FOLLOW THE SMELL FROM ANY TAILPIPE EVER MADE..... SO BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID   Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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6/15/2008 12:18 am |
Keep dazzlin' me with your smile girl, keep dazzlin' me But you and I both know what's behind that INNOCENT smile  Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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6/15/2008 9:52 am |
"Crikey", "honey", "Bucko", ...you say the most romantic things to me So why does it feel like you are playing with my heart??  You just love me for my Volvo Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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6/15/2008 8:31 pm |
Is that why the BC rule book says standard members must give chocolates to silver members???? IN YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!
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6/15/2008 8:35 pm |
"Crikey", "honey", "Bucko", ...you say the most romantic things to meSo why does it feel like you are playing with my heart?? You just love me for my Volvo [image] ...I blew their doors off, so be careful about getting toooooo smug .I know it's not the Volvo you want, it's me you want. You can hide it behind all kinds of pet names, and slurs against my "V", but everyone can tellCrickey honey, Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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6/16/2008 1:25 am |
OK Venus, goddess of love, ................. honey woney (honey woney????where do you come up with that one???) Honey kins, why would I want to down-grade to a BMW??? I thought you wanted class and something fast.... Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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6/16/2008 7:11 pm |
OK Venus, goddess of love, ................. honey woney (honey woney????where do you come up with that one??? )Honey kins, why would I want to down-grade to a BMW??? I thought you wanted class and something fast.... Ur still my sugar queen honey bunch Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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6/17/2008 2:04 am |
Crikey for sure. You will never find a "V" in the wreckers yard. Trying to destroy one of those is like trying to cut a diamond with a piece of glass....CANNOT BE DONE! SO WE HAVE SUNK FROM POOOOPSIE DOO (THEY SMELL DON'T THEY??) TO FROOTIE LOOPIE. Tell you what you lil Towandan, that matchbox is probably the only thing your BMW is not afraid of. You gonna talk as such, ya musta beeeeen eating ur Froot Loops yourself ...see if I keep whisperin' sweeeet nothings in ur ear Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/2/2008 1:31 pm |
I'm veeeery late... but I saw this post only today! LOL! That was a wonderful occasion and a life lesson to let your son learn and realize, NOT to jump into conclusions too soon!!! 
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7/2/2008 4:24 pm |
AWWWWWWWWW sis kids what we goin do with can't give um back just have keep um and move onto to next road trip hope next time u wear your gas mask lol lol!!!!!! true story when we were kids we took sunday drives and one sunday my dad said next one does that is goin in trunk well my grandmother said well Frank guess i'll have ride in trunk lol lol never forgot that gee was good be a kid so next time tell ur son u goin put him in trunk ha ha ha bet he be quiet then hav blessed day lov in Christ your sister in the Lord bennilee oh by way you have very handsome young man goin make lovely young woman a great husband one day when Lord is ready, in Jesus name God bless u and your son bennilee
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7/3/2008 5:07 am |
From a saying I've heard among the older 'Latin' generation: Buttock trumpeting, healthiness of body. (my translation! LOL!) This actually expanded my fantasy... I have more...
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7/3/2008 4:17 pm |
In the south, women don't pass gas... we excuse ourselves when we have "the vapors." Oh man, I am sounding like Scarlett O'Hara now... but frankly I don't give a.... LOL Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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7/3/2008 4:18 pm |
he who smells it first is always the one who owns it besides everyone knows girls don't farrrrrr....pass gasKeep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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7/3/2008 4:26 pm |
Penn too funny!! So you are at the party!? I'm so jealous! Have fun and don't take that smell with ya lol. Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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7/3/2008 4:28 pm |
In the south, women don't pass gas... we excuse ourselves when we have "the vapors." Oh man, I am sounding like Scarlett O'Hara now... but frankly I don't give a.... LOL Keep walking in the Light and you won't fall down and bump your head. (paraphrase mine)
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7/3/2008 4:46 pm |
Crikey for sure. You will never find a "V" in the wreckers yard. Trying to destroy one of those is like trying to cut a diamond with a piece of glass....CANNOT BE DONE! SO WE HAVE SUNK FROM POOOOPSIE DOO (THEY SMELL DON'T THEY??) TO FROOTIE LOOPIE. Tell you what you lil Towandan, that matchbox is probably the only thing your BMW is not afraid of. You gonna talk as such, ya musta beeeeen eating ur Froot Loops yourself ...see if I keep whisperin' sweeeet nothings in ur earI'm back with a "V", for Vengeance. My "V" just ate everything on the road today, so it is a little bit full right now. Anyway it's not your BMW (Bucko's Main Wreck) I am worried about resisting  ...ya see here north of the equator we don't cut ice, we melt items with our words that's why Canadians are called "hot lips" (the taste is in the pudding, THE TESTING,....or sumthin' like that).OK, TWINKLE TOES, GOTTA RUN AND LOOK UP SOME MORE ENDEARING WORDS FOR YOU MY BQ, MY COSSETED ONE, MY PAMPERED DARLING! Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/3/2008 8:19 pm |
What kind of lawyer would you retain? I know a couple of lawyers you could blame it on!.......LOL
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7/5/2008 4:58 am |
Words for the week: Now fill in the ............. with one of the following words: 1. scent 2. perfume 3. aroma 4. fragrance 5. odor 6. stench 7. fetor
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7/5/2008 7:03 am |
Funny that V in German is pronounced F as in PH!!! FOLFO & PHOLPHO??? Unless they don't smell like SULFUR (or SULPHUR as "De Kwin" says)... LOL it's OK for me! But no B M PHI cause that's a W !!! Hence the right pronunciation of VOLKSWAGEN is: A: .................................................... heheheeeeee!!!
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7/5/2008 5:19 pm |
Hey gorgeous, I'm back. Didja miss me, cracker Jack (Jack??? or Jane?) I'm back with a "V", for Vengeance. My "V" just ate everything on the road today, so it is a little bit full right now. Anyway it's not your BMW (Bucko's Main Wreck) I am worried about resisting ...ya see here north of the equator we don't cut ice, we melt items with our words that's why Canadians are called "hot lips" (the taste is in the pudding, THE TESTING,....or sumthin' like that).OK, TWINKLE TOES, GOTTA RUN AND LOOK UP SOME MORE ENDEARING WORDS FOR YOU MY BQ, MY COSSETED ONE, MY PAMPERED DARLING! It is sooooooooo boring  racing (I USE THE TERM "RACING" IN AN EXTREMEMLY GENEROUS FASHION) tubby tubs.If you and BB will take careful notice, my "V" silenced Maryann's "V"(Vette). She, like you will, realized you simply cannot outrun a true "V".....so go ahead, wash your hair, it's probably dirty from my tail pipe leadin' the way Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/5/2008 5:29 pm |
Funny that V in German is pronounced F as in PH!!! FOLFO & PHOLPHO??? Unless they don't smell like SULFUR (or SULPHUR as "De Kwin" says)... LOL it's OK for me! But no B M PHI cause that's a W !!! Hence the right pronunciation of VOLKSWAGEN is: A: .................................................... heheheeeeee!!! so I don't care how they pronounce it there.As for you my favourite pest, "B", in Greek is pronounced "beta". And in today's electronic world, "beta" stands for the first run of an item, a trial run, not the finished product, but an experimental run. AND IT USUALLY FAILS, so they have to start all over again. Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/6/2008 1:43 am |
What you, BB, fail to realize is that "Vs" are not made in Germany, so I don't care how they pronounce it there.As for you my favourite pest, "B", in Greek is pronounced "beta". And in today's electronic world, "beta" stands for the first run of an item, a trial run, not the finished product, but an experimental run. AND IT USUALLY FAILS, so they have to start all over again. G as in German roots... So why not meeting halfway?? Maybe FOLVO or VOLFO ??? better??? Yeah, precisely, Windows system has always run in beta, since I can remember!! LOL! That's why I have always had a Mac!!! hahahaaaa! However talking about Greek: Did you know that modern Greek don't pronounce B as in BETA anymore? They say Veeta !!! LOL! Strange huh? Hispanic even have problems in spelling B and V since it almost sounds the same...  Maybe they say BOLBO??? Have a great Sunday!! VV _________________ 
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7/6/2008 2:07 am |
QUOTING ms_warriorthingy replies on 7/6/2008 12:37 am: you are gonna get a smack on the: 1. bottom 2. behind 3. derriere 4. fanny 5. buttocks 6. butt LOL I can't think of any more!!! ******************************* LOL, here there are 7 more... but don't use any of them in your book! Just stick to FRUITS!, will ya ..7. buns ..8. rump ..9. cheeks 10. keister 11. tush 12. heinie or "wiz stail": 13. gluteus maximus  Have a wonderful Sunday' s "rest"!  BB _______________
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7/7/2008 1:50 am |
QUOTING: ms_warriorthingy replies on 7/7/2008 7:47 am: oh noooooooooooo what have I started now!!!!! ************* Must be something like the one about pajamas ??? Nothing wrong in exercising one's cell's creativeness in all directions... hehehe... Strange, Gary hasn't reacted to Bolbo yet!! LOL!
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7/7/2008 2:31 am |
Rear bumper a__ posterior hindquarters haunches crupper croup seat fanny nates BUM...how did you both miss that one???? My word girl, my little cockatiel, you're sure gittin a lot of miles on this one aren'tja??  . I'm truly impressed, even though you drive a...what was it again...a VW?Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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You just stand there at the wishing well, Richard.....and drop LOTS of coins in there for good measure!!! 
