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Support of Yendor
The1Firecracker
4/28/2006 11:31 pm

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5/23/2006 3:03 am

Along with concerns that I have with animals in shelters that are orphaned by their humans-- I have also dedicated my time and efforts to support Yendor in his cause.
I have applied for and received in the mail today- the completion and acceptance of C.H.E.E.K.- Covered Heinies Everywhere Economic Kommittee. We are now a legal 501c3 organization. C.H.E.E.K. was founded on the idea that Montana (I think it was)has so eloquently brought to light.
Since smilies do their job for free, it is hard for them to have the funds needed to go out and buy underwear. Enter C.H.E.E.K.--we are heading up a nation-wide fund drive to help every smilie, everywhere, buy into the socially accepted practice of wearing certain undergarments.

We have contacted Balto. Gas & Electric ( BG &E) here in Maryland.
Although they were very supportive of the idea, they said that they were too busy right now with organizing the 72% rate increase (due in July). We were asked to return in Sept., and they might take our plea into consideration.

Not being one to think small, I even put in a call to the retiring CEO of EXXON. I figured that with his 400 MILLION dollar retirement package- he could be a major contributor. I was wrong. He was still too interested in sticking it too the "little guy of America" with these obsurd gas prices. Although most of the conversation was 'off the record', the most of a public statement I could get concerning his response was, "Go away, kid-- Ya buggin' me!"

When explaining to my neices my plight, they came up with a great idea. They, bless their hearts, are starting up C.R.A.C.K- Cover ouR Arse Community Kids. This allows our little ones to help our littlest smilies. All donations will be accepted through C.H.E.E.K.--as a non-profit donation-- even though- the kids don't file taxes yet.

Not wanting to stop at just the national level- I have decided I am also wanting to take this WORLDWIDE. This way, those in other countries can show their support by joining F.A.R.T- Foreign Aid of Rearend Treatment. This, though, has to be passed through and maintained by different embassies. We will give you further information as it is obtained.

If you are unable to make a donation, you can still support the B.O.M.B.- Boycott of Moonie Boonies by not posting smilies until this matter has been successfully decided.

BTW-It is now 1:30 AM and I am going back to sleep! It is terrible when you have to get up in the middle of the night to make this kind of post- for fear that if I didn't-- I would forget it!! But Hey! (no pun intended)- that's how dedicated I am!)

Good Night!
carolinehampton
8849 posts 

4/28/2006 11:50 pm

I would love to donate to your very worthy cause and I have a cheque book full of checks that match my overall balance...all blank... like the stare on the smilies faces when I told them about your charitable deed....do you suppose we Aussies will ever get to be as crazy as you Americans? You must have a fun time when they let you out for the day.


The1Firecracker replies on 5/1/2006 9:44 am:
Caroline,
I think I am this way BECAUSE I HAVE NOT BEEN LET OUT OF MY CAGE IN SUCH A LONG TIME!!!

Rumpledforskin4u

4/28/2006 11:57 pm

This site is not what I expected at all


The1Firecracker replies on 5/1/2006 9:47 am:
Wow! What a handle!
Just letting off a bunch of steam!!
It's just getting good!

ForsakenOne
(Danny Milligan)

4/29/2006 1:01 am

Talk about a questionable handle, that is it, buddy!


The1Firecracker replies on 5/1/2006 9:47 am:
Amen!

BTW-- did you receive the candy yet?

myrrh777
3789 posts 

4/29/2006 1:12 am

GOD created ALL things, YES even those CRAZY DARN.........

MOONIE
BOONIES

Myrrh777


The1Firecracker replies on 5/1/2006 9:43 am:
Take heart Myrrh! Your prayers are being heard! Keep reading!

deeptodepths

4/29/2006 3:23 am

All i can say at this moment may the fun and laughter in his blog and post CONTINUE @£$%. That these smilies don't know nada and will dragged into severe reformation!!! er hem...where was i ...oh yes.. we all hope his coffee date will result in blessings and that Jesus will speak helpful words into their hearts..Amen


The1Firecracker replies on 5/1/2006 9:42 am:
Yeah! Deep- hate to admit this,, butt (oops!) I have a bunch more blogs to do!!

yendor2
7181 posts

4/29/2006 3:27 am

Praise The Lord

The world is coming together to fight for the cause, I know for me I am elated to see B.U.T.T.S C.H.E.E.K. C.R.A.C.K. F.A.R.T. B.O.M.B. join together as a time to wipe this smiley nakedness clean... Oh I smell the sweetness of Victory...

Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...

skeptical33740
(tom )

4/29/2006 4:45 am

Would this cover pac man and his female friend.


The1Firecracker replies on 5/1/2006 9:46 am:
Skep-
I am so honored that you have finally posted a reply on my site.
I had wondered if you ever would!
Yes, Read on- Mr & Mrs. PacMan are definently involved!

I have a personal message from someone just for you!
He wanted me to post the conversation as soon as I could- but not if it got in the way of negotiations. I will add it soon, I promise.

Rebekka

4/29/2006 5:04 am

You slay me girlfriend.

Elizabeth


The1Firecracker replies on 5/1/2006 9:44 am:
If I don't get some sleep soon- I'LL BE THE ONE ON THE FLOOR!

yendor2
7181 posts

4/29/2006 6:27 am

    Quoting skeptical33740:
    Would this cover pac man and his female friend.
I'm sorry to say,but yes skep it does... But I'm pleased to tell you that they are in forefront of the negotiations..

Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...

straightalk
666 posts

4/29/2006 11:20 am

Post your size Yendor. I'll look for unclaimed skivies at the laundromat.

SueBSingin
(Sue R)
2563 posts 

4/29/2006 12:11 pm

Where DO you come up with this stuff!! You are too funny - Now THIS is a cause I'd love to contribute too? Tell me, do these organizations only take bucks or will donations of white cotton aide the cause as well?

Hugs,
Sue


The1Firecracker replies on 5/1/2006 9:41 am:
Sue,

God's honest truth!! I am literally losing sleep over this!!
I am wanting to get to an agreement so I can get my rest!!

appreciate
9876 posts 

4/30/2006 10:15 am

Firecracker...lol I am cracking up with all the different BOMB squads you are coming up with...hehe...you can't join forces in support of yendor...please take pity on the likes of me who are having withdrawal symptoms from lack of smileys...I have always found them to be sooooo bright and sunny and they cheer up a place to no end...hmmmm feeling sad no smiley even to post for this what a shame...the smileys are not that rude!! at least they are not showing any 'behinds' or ahemmm xsmiley-rated bits!!! are they???? lol

Caroline... are we aussies as ahem crazy as the A...maybe our sense of humour is different coming from down under....lol trying my best here not to use my favourites smileys....oh boy it is hard!!

Yendor bro...when is the boycott over...still waiting for your calland mercy...please let it be pronto...
Help anyone else with withdrawal symptoms like me....just itching to post smileys...put your smileys up ahemmm I mean your hands up...lol rofl....fading off into the horizon just in case ....hide in a corner??

Man can make many plans...BUT it is the Lord who will direct his paths....


The1Firecracker replies on 5/1/2006 9:40 am:
Appreciate-- I have been shown the errors of my ways!
Keep reading the blogs- I think they will make you happy.
So much to write... so little time!!!

yendor2
7181 posts

5/1/2006 7:32 am

appreciate.. I'm glad to see you are honoring the boycott and not moving to France with the other Smiley sympathizers... Negotiations are going well.. hope to come to an agreement by the end of the week... but we must stand together.... Thanks B.U.T.T.S.

Life is too short so Lighten Up a bit...


The1Firecracker replies on 5/1/2006 9:53 am:
we must stand together... as well as our C.H.E.E.K.s!

myrrh777
3789 posts 

5/3/2006 6:46 pm

ROFL


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