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A woman, determined that she was going to be her own person,--takes her car into the shop and picks it up later in the day. Her husband asks, "Everything OK with you car now?" She replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that the mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was $12.00 worth of blinker fluid." I know I am going to get flack on this one.    Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece! |
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 7/27/2008 1:33 pm |
to quote a certain young yellow man with spikey hair...wasnt me didn do it  qout; cant prove it either   wanna bet??Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/27/2008 2:26 am |
THAT is cheating  qout; cant prove it either Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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7/26/2008 6:57 pm |
Dont worry Izzy, I have a couple of kitchen based diplomas  so we still win  Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/26/2008 3:02 pm |
LOl, hmmmm doubt I would be more knowledgeable in the kitchen either. so we still win Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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7/26/2008 1:13 am |
and I see he can spell BMW correctly too Maryann  Lets get him  Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/26/2008 1:10 am |
LOl, hmmmm doubt I would be more knowledgeable in the kitchen either.  Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/26/2008 12:20 am |
There is no such thing. It's like the jack-a-lope from So. Idaho. Don't feel badly, I worked for a garage when I was in college. A woman came in, pointed to her battery, and asked, "what is that?" You are probably more knowledgeable in the kitchen than I am with cars.
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7/26/2008 12:17 am |
A frozen wedgie??
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7/25/2008 8:42 pm |
and I see he can spell BMW correctly too Maryann Lets get him Luv is patient, kind, unselfish, hopes 4 the best...
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7/25/2008 7:03 pm |
 Thank you sir..for the capital (( V ))..you are learning.. Vrooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm!!..  But for you I might be willing to do it again, just as an honor, ya know. Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 5:48 pm |
Thank you sir..for the capital (( V ))..you are learning.. Vrooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm!!.. Maryann He Who Kneels Before God Can Stand Before Anyone -- --.. Embrace Yourself -- It's A Good Thing..
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7/25/2008 4:36 pm |
BLONDE ....... BLINK BLINK .....LOLOL.....YOUR WALKING ON THIN ICE Hey, I can swim blondie..... no worries....now watch that come back to bite me....  Oh, and just like Rhonda, your spelling is wrong, it goes "wink wink", not "blink blink". That's how I get all the girls, I just turn on my winker, top up the fluid, and voila'  Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:31 pm |
your getting flack alright...... Good One Gary Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:29 pm |
I'm english; ok then, miss clever clogs....what's a fadgie? Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:28 pm |
ROTFLMAO at those who asked what blinker fluid is,,,,,,,,, Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:27 pm |
Aw, just give it a little shot of DW40 and if that dosen't work-get out the duct tape (not the cheap kind). Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:26 pm |
Aw, just give it a little shot of DW40 and if that dosen't work-get out the duct tape (not the cheap kind). ). Hmmmm, now how do I block that call I KNOW is coming :Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:19 pm |
....and this from the man who stood up a certain blind date! What's wrong, Gary, having trouble finding blinker fluid or do you just need me to show you WHERE to put it???!!!!!!! I asked forgiveness. And, pray tell, just where are you planning to put it Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:17 pm |
You haven't seen my eyes blink, now have you????? ........in the past that has turned some of you men into fluid! HA! Hot, Sizzle.............melted! Now my blinker fluid technique is only used for one man, Brad!  Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:16 pm |
How come everyone else knows what it is except me? lol...or is it a bit like 'The emporers new clothes'...people are pretending they know what you mean lol! Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:14 pm |
What's blinker fluid? You are probably more knowledgeable in the kitchen than I am with cars. Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:10 pm |
she wasn't blond the mechanic was Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:09 pm |
Okay I could say heaps and give you more than flack, but NO you play nice or you could be less more than one rib mister... Okay I will only say it was a rib tickler... pardon my puns... Good joke Gary. Cheers SueEph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:08 pm |
Now sir why would you think for a moment that you will get flack on this. We will just fill up your blinker fluid Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:07 pm |
Hmm, I do not get it. Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:05 pm |
Hey priceless! I'll have you know I put blinker fluid in my car every time it needs it, lol. Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I'm ignorant! Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 4:04 pm |
Okay now, don't tell me... the woman was blonde??? Eph 2:10 We are his workmanship (poiema, or poem, or work of art) created in Christ Jesus. God is an artist and you are His masterpiece!
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7/25/2008 2:03 pm |
BLONDE ....... BLINK BLINK .....LOLOL.....YOUR WALKING ON THIN ICE
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 7/25/2008 11:46 am |
your getting flack alright...... Good One Gary Praise God in all things Jenn
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7/25/2008 10:36 am |
ROTFLMAO at those who asked what blinker fluid is,,,,,,,,,
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7/25/2008 9:06 am |
Zoom on in and meet and greet - Tag game You have been tagged.  The big sign
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7/25/2008 7:49 am |
ROTFLMAO at those who asked what blinker fluid is,,,,,,,,,
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7/25/2008 7:36 am |
Aw, just give it a little shot of DW40 and if that dosen't work-get out the duct tape (not the cheap kind). From one bride to another, God keep you, bless you, increase you, Rhonda
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7/25/2008 7:33 am |
....and this from the man who stood up a certain blind date! What's wrong, Gary, having trouble finding blinker fluid or do you just need me to show you WHERE to put it???!!!!!!!
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7/25/2008 6:40 am |
You haven't seen my eyes blink, now have you????? ........in the past that has turned some of you men into fluid! HA! Hot, Sizzle.............melted! Now my blinker fluid technique is only used for one man, Brad! Sin is sin. Careful what comes across your lips & out your finger tips!!! We are all the Body of Christ. Let's treat each other as such, with the same respect we give to HIM!! Relationship advice: DO NOT make someone a PRIORITY, when they ONLY make you an OPTION!! A woman's heart should be so lost in God, that a man has to seek HIM in order to find her!!
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7/25/2008 6:04 am |
How come everyone else knows what it is except me? lol...or is it a bit like 'The emporers new clothes'...people are pretending they know what you mean lol!
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7/25/2008 6:01 am |
What's blinker fluid?
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7/25/2008 5:01 am |
Okay now, don't tell me... the woman was blonde??? Yahweh is my light and salvation.  
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7/25/2008 4:40 am |
Okay I could say heaps and give you more than flack, but NO you play nice or you could be less more than one rib mister... Okay I will only say it was a rib tickler... pardon my puns... Good joke Gary. Cheers Sue
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7/25/2008 4:09 am |
Now sir why would you think for a moment that you will get flack on this. We will just fill up your blinker fluid You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/25/2008 4:07 am |
Hmm, I do not get it. You guys drive on the wrong side of the road!!!! Guest Book
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7/25/2008 4:02 am |
Okay now, don't tell me... the woman was blonde??? I'll have you know I put blinker fluid in my car every time it needs it, lol. Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I'm ignorant! NOTHING that happens, happens for NOTHING Bigchurch, What's Love Got To Do With It? Does EVERYONE Have a God-Shaped Hole? This Post Rated XXX-If Sensitive, Please DON'T Read A Call To All Christians Who Will Pray!!! New Members at BigChurch, WATCH OUT!!!
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7/25/2008 2:59 am |
Okay now, don't tell me... the woman was blonde??? You are loved
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