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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded over above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"  God Bless You and keep you in the palm of His hand. |
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 4/2/2008 12:53 pm |
LOL! Adorable!  Save a life, please adopt your next pet from a shelter, pound or rescue. "Iron Chef Bobby Flay, willing to sacrifice life and limb all in the name of flavour!". Alton Brown "I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, I've got it all!" George, "The Visa". "If your actions speak louder then words, you're not yelling loud enough". Stephen Colbert
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4/2/2008 1:14 pm |
Oh, that's priceless!! Thanks for the laugh. Susan aka Red God gives the very best to those who leave the choices to Him. Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine...to Him be the glory. Eph 3:20 Find me at my screen name, blogspot and the usual ending. See ya there!
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4/2/2008 2:12 pm |
Thanks,  On our way home Quartzsite Arizona Hi and bye Going on a road trip Thanks giving ideas 
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 4/3/2008 1:29 am |
 Good one Liz.Men will Never understand Women  .As indeed i don`t think we will ever understand Men. GOD BLESS, Wendy  Show me the way Sweet JESUS. Lead and i Will follow.   
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4/3/2008 1:48 am |
Hya All, Sorry girls but answering all in one message 'cos my left hand is swollen, so still typing with one hand, Thanks for visiting, glad you enjoyed the post, Take care and God Bless, Liz xxxx God Bless You and keep you in the palm of His hand.
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4/19/2008 6:44 pm |
I'm sorry. I'm lost. Is this a joke? I thought that was a true story. No? 
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