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The great debate over fake profiles..!!  

philopatir
7/4/2009 6:43 am

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9/7/2009 5:01 am

Since all the problems I'm having with my blogs..specially the 2nd last,was thinking why not have few fake profiles myself...........

There are some that have fake profiles-pictures..So what,no biggie maybe it's just a bit of fun for someone who has a lot of time in their lives.No real job,no children,no pets..or any responsibility.


Going to have to delete my profile get a new one in hope it might get rid of some problems with my pc..

Was thinking (imagine a blond thinking..that will be dangerous)


of few names and please tell which one you like best..

Bruna (borat=bruno)
stinging nettle.....
prune syrup (some of us here need 1 or both)

If any of you have some other names that you'd love to
call me (promise I will not be offended)
feel free to have your say

signed...your dumb blond



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soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
11598 posts 

7/4/2009 7:56 am

I could never imagine the way a blonde thinks, Marianna! Are you 56 or 58 @ ¿ Does your email work now? Can I email Australia. SO many things I would like to share with you! stephen804

011-61-39-xxx-xxxx ?

P.S. You picked a really nice picture for your profile!
Where did you get it, In a Magazine? That is where I got mine!

Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve

Gordy505
2625 posts 

7/4/2009 7:58 am


"prune syrup" is JUST TOO FUNNY!!!!!!
There truly ARE many anal retentives showin up recently aren't there?
You with that ID might just be the cure- let them "take you" and get it all out of their systems.


Addendum to "losing my faith"...

philopatir
2716 posts 

7/4/2009 8:36 am

    Quoting soaringwithchris:
    I could never imagine the way a blonde thinks, Marianna! Are you 56 or 58 @ ¿ Does your email work now? Can I email Australia. SO many things I would like to share with you! stephen804

    011-61-39-xxx-xxxx ?

    P.S. You picked a really nice picture for your profile!
    Where did you get it, In a Magazine? That is where I got mine!
Now listen here deafy=artie=soaringwithchris=steve=chiken legs!!!.

How can you NOT know how a BLOND thinks..???
My binoculars have been cleaned with terlet cleaner
and see you got blond wig on that needs to be adjusted.
YOU DUMB BLOND

My picture is from playboi centrefold..Eat your heart out
Now to be perlite with you...Tell me about about your pic.

How dare YOU ask my age..Telling my mommy on you!!!

58@ but still not orking


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philopatir
2716 posts 

7/4/2009 9:03 am

    Quoting Gordy505:

    "prune syrup" is JUST TOO FUNNY!!!!!!
    There truly ARE many anal retentives showin up recently aren't there?
    You with that ID might just be the cure- let them "take you" and get it all out of their systems.

Your telling me to give myself to them Gordy,that's not a very nize thing to say..even to a dumb blond.

And btw..wouldn't be if I was you.
Got my latex gloves on with a couple of watermelons
right beside me..do I need to spell it out what I intend
doing with em..aahem.

After I'm done with you will hand pick my next victim.
signed with and more


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soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
11598 posts 

7/4/2009 11:14 am

    Quoting philopatir:
    Now listen here deafy=artie=soaringwithchris=steve=chiken legs!!!.

    How can you NOT know how a BLOND thinks..???
    My binoculars have been cleaned with terlet cleaner
    and see you got blond wig on that needs to be adjusted.
    YOU DUMB BLOND

    My picture is from playboi centrefold..Eat your heart out
    Now to be perlite with you...Tell me about about your pic.

    How dare YOU ask my age..Telling my mommy on you!!!

    58@ but still not orking
YES, I MUST agree that you are purdier than me! Tell your mommy, See if I care! Excuse me while I adjust my blonde wig!
MooooooooooooooHahahahahaha! "Play Boi CenterFold?" OMG, LMBO! I got mine from the PlayGoyl CenterFold! NOW I am wondering where Gordy got his! I'm thinking it was from an avertisement for either Speedos or Cake! Remember back when Gordy was gonna pop out of a cake with his Speeos on? LMAO!

Thanks, Dear, Always love Ya, Mate! I REALLY needed a laugh and I still think that Donna should wear the Bakini, just put a necklace on with a Cross!

Don't worry, BC, I will be asleep soon! NOT!

Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve

soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
11598 posts 

7/4/2009 11:19 am

    Quoting Gordy505:

    "prune syrup" is JUST TOO FUNNY!!!!!!
    There truly ARE many anal retentives showin up recently aren't there?
    You with that ID might just be the cure- let them "take you" and get it all out of their systems.

Why am I thinking about "Colon Cleanse?" "Anal Retentives!" Hahahahahahahahahahaha "Prune Syrup!" NOW I get it!

Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve

soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
11598 posts 

7/4/2009 11:28 am

Now I would like Marianna to speel it out EXACTLY what she does with Watermeons! I thought she liked "Finger link Sausages and Mini Gherkins!"

MooooooooooooHahahahahaha

NOW, Who wants Lemonade¿

Does anyone have an ashtray, I can't find mine!

P.S. If there are ANY young children in the audience, I have used these words in Complete Sentences!

Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve

soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
11598 posts 

7/4/2009 11:31 am

Before I go? Did you hear what the little boy said to the little girl? "You AIN'T touching MINE, You Broke YOURS off!"

Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve

soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
11598 posts 

7/4/2009 11:37 am

I figgered it out what Marianna is going to do with the WaterMelons but I'm NOT telling!



Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve

jesus4me66
2072 posts 

7/4/2009 12:48 pm

Love it Marianna!
I'm surprised that no one here has figured out that I'm another FAKE profile created from godlycook's imagination. Pretty good isn't he.

To Him be the glory.

philopatir
2716 posts 

7/5/2009 4:56 am

Our poor Gordy is intensive care (attempting to remove the melons)
Love ya Gordy..hope the feeling is mutual

How's the wig dear one.Told mommy and she said I should be in love
woth you not Gordy.
I eat my watermelons..what do you do with yours..??

Donna,
saw your head only..wasn't able to see your body cus you were posing sideways and were invisible..oh did see something that looked like legs..Was it..?? (my terlet cleaner didn't do a fine job with those binoculars)
One more thing Donna..Not going to listen to mommy any more..will love Steve but marry Steve-godlycook.Changed my mind but it doesn't work any better..Getting a new hair colour..RED..(will that make me smarter..?


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soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
11598 posts 

7/5/2009 7:42 am

Can we be "In Like" First? That "In Love" kinda scares me unless you look REALLY REALLY good in a Bakini! Pass the Salt Shaker for the Watermelon. I tried mailing you again. Whazzup with Hot mail? stephen804

Wanna come up and slightly over to the right for a cookout? RSVP ASAP so I can Defrost the Possum!

Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve

soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
11598 posts 

7/5/2009 8:05 am

Now I am Diss ah pointed! So you are going to Marry GodlyCook¿

Alas, My poor heart has been broken twice in 2 Days!

You should have listened to your Mother!

LMBO, where the B stands for "Bum"

P.S. Momto3 Beagles is having another Beagle right now or is that Bagel?

Sophie(Catherine) is busy Hiding Lobsters under Rocks in Maine.

D² went to the store for Bug Spray. AhhhhhhhhhParently she doesn't Luv Bugs in CT!

Bill is still trying to figger out where he is.

Alan and Terrie are most likely overwhelmed planning the Wedding.

Rhonda woke up early and said to Ed, "You will NEVER believe whatSteve is saying Now! PurrrrrHaps we should pray for him!

D² just had her Fruity Pebbles and is Deciding whether or not she wants to Login as GodlyCook.

Gordy is standing in front of the Mirror admiring himself in his new Speedos Fantasizing about the Day when he gets to jump out of the cake again.

Claudia is still trying to figger out why NO one wants to come over and see her Bloody Pad!

Marilyn promised me that she would be good!

Julie(BeaverTrax) is STILL trying to find an airline hat allows Beavers on Airplanes.

Drifter is prolly doing what he does best, Drifting.

Longing4More is still Longing4More!

JoyBells is at Church playing Bells.

AND Marianna is prolly saying right now "WhatDa!" 11 am in Pa. Add 12 then 3 or 4 depending on DST. So it is either 2 or 3 in the morning in Australia.

When she comes back ask her "If the world would stop spinning, WHO would fly off First?"

TTFN

Christians are like Timex watches. We take a lickin', but We keep on tickin'! Steve

jesus4me66
2072 posts 

7/5/2009 11:20 am

    Quoting soaringwithchris:
    Now I am Diss ah pointed! So you are going to Marry GodlyCook¿

    Alas, My poor heart has been broken twice in 2 Days!

    You should have listened to your Mother!

    LMBO, where the B stands for "Bum"

    P.S. Momto3 Beagles is having another Beagle right now or is that Bagel?

    Sophie(Catherine) is busy Hiding Lobsters under Rocks in Maine.

    D² went to the store for Bug Spray. AhhhhhhhhhParently she doesn't Luv Bugs in CT!

    Bill is still trying to figger out where he is.

    Alan and Terrie are most likely overwhelmed planning the Wedding.

    Rhonda woke up early and said to Ed, "You will NEVER believe whatSteve is saying Now! PurrrrrHaps we should pray for him!

    D² just had her Fruity Pebbles and is Deciding whether or not she wants to Login as GodlyCook.

    Gordy is standing in front of the Mirror admiring himself in his new Speedos Fantasizing about the Day when he gets to jump out of the cake again.

    Claudia is still trying to figger out why NO one wants to come over and see her Bloody Pad!

    Marilyn promised me that she would be good!

    Julie(BeaverTrax) is STILL trying to find an airline hat allows Beavers on Airplanes.

    Drifter is prolly doing what he does best, Drifting.

    Longing4More is still Longing4More!

    JoyBells is at Church playing Bells.

    AND Marianna is prolly saying right now "WhatDa!" 11 am in Pa. Add 12 then 3 or 4 depending on DST. So it is either 2 or 3 in the morning in Australia.

    When she comes back ask her "If the world would stop spinning, WHO would fly off First?"

    TTFN
Shhhhh....godlycook might send me into retirement if he knows I let the cat out the bag.

Pretty convincing pic huh Marianna. And having godlycook coming in as my protector really showed how great a person he/I is. He is brilliant ain't he...putting a woman who is tiny up that looks as if she needs the assistance of a STRONG man and then swoop in for the rescue from his other fake profile. Godlycook is the best!

To Him be the glory.

philopatir
2716 posts 

7/5/2009 9:13 pm

    Quoting soaringwithchris:
    Can we be "In Like" First? That "In Love" kinda scares me unless you look REALLY REALLY good in a Bakini! Pass the Salt Shaker for the Watermelon. I tried mailing you again. Whazzup with Hot mail? stephen804

    Wanna come up and slightly over to the right for a cookout? RSVP ASAP so I can Defrost the Possum!
No baahkini for my fat body Ok..
salt not good for you.watermelon keeping for meself only
hotmail and the rest does have a virus after all.godly was-is RIGHT.
no cookout or in for me tnx..eating raw till I have an invisible body like donna.happy to send you a crocodile or kangarooooooo for food.


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philopatir
2716 posts 

7/5/2009 9:31 pm

    Quoting soaringwithchris:
    Now I am Diss ah pointed! So you are going to Marry GodlyCook¿

    Alas, My poor heart has been broken twice in 2 Days!

    You should have listened to your Mother!

    LMBO, where the B stands for "Bum"

    P.S. Momto3 Beagles is having another Beagle right now or is that Bagel?

    Sophie(Catherine) is busy Hiding Lobsters under Rocks in Maine.

    D² went to the store for Bug Spray. AhhhhhhhhhParently she doesn't Luv Bugs in CT!

    Bill is still trying to figger out where he is.

    Alan and Terrie are most likely overwhelmed planning the Wedding.

    Rhonda woke up early and said to Ed, "You will NEVER believe whatSteve is saying Now! PurrrrrHaps we should pray for him!

    D² just had her Fruity Pebbles and is Deciding whether or not she wants to Login as GodlyCook.

    Gordy is standing in front of the Mirror admiring himself in his new Speedos Fantasizing about the Day when he gets to jump out of the cake again.

    Claudia is still trying to figger out why NO one wants to come over and see her Bloody Pad!

    Marilyn promised me that she would be good!

    Julie(BeaverTrax) is STILL trying to find an airline hat allows Beavers on Airplanes.

    Drifter is prolly doing what he does best, Drifting.

    Longing4More is still Longing4More!

    JoyBells is at Church playing Bells.

    AND Marianna is prolly saying right now "WhatDa!" 11 am in Pa. Add 12 then 3 or 4 depending on DST. So it is either 2 or 3 in the morning in Australia.

    When she comes back ask her "If the world would stop spinning, WHO would fly off First?"

    TTFN
Didn't mean to brake your ticker.
Mia is gonna be MOMMA again wow.Catherine who..?
D2 never met.Bill is done.Ahhh there's onnly one godlycook.
Like the man.was told that my desendents ..some come from india and some from africa.No wonder I don't know who I'm any more.Gordy is purdier then you and has no wig like you n I.Claudia is not that worried since she;s Blond.The rest including you me Donna ned to se Dr. Phil for his proffesional advice..Hoping drifter will not drift
farther need his music to cheer us up.


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philopatir
2716 posts 

7/5/2009 9:40 pm

    Quoting jesus4me66:
    Shhhhh....godlycook might send me into retirement if he knows I let the cat out the bag.

    Pretty convincing pic huh Marianna. And having godlycook coming in as my protector really showed how great a person he/I is. He is brilliant ain't he...putting a woman who is tiny up that looks as if she needs the assistance of a STRONG man and then swoop in for the rescue from his other fake profile. Godlycook is the best!
He might wont to feed you dear,you look as you havent eaten for a while.Forgot to ask Steve who is ED..?? Know it's heartforjehu's hubby but don't know he's handle..She's one of the sweetest LADIES on bc.


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jesus4me66
2072 posts 

7/6/2009 2:19 am

    Quoting philopatir:
    He might wont to feed you dear,you look as you havent eaten for a while.Forgot to ask Steve who is ED..?? Know it's heartforjehu's hubby but don't know he's handle..She's one of the sweetest LADIES on bc.
Do you have a problem with me Marianna?

To Him be the glory.

philopatir
2716 posts 

7/6/2009 5:27 am

    Quoting jesus4me66:
    Do you have a problem with me Marianna?
Nooooooooooo..course not,if I did I'd tell you..
was referring to one of your blogs..can't remember
the title when you said you eat a lot but still skinny.
I just look at food and seem to add pounds.YOU young lady should be
very happy to be slim..and noooo again I didn't mean for it to come as an insult but a COMPLIMENT..Another thing I'd like you to remember is this...I do love you very much,your my sister and do consider you as a dear friend...As I apologized to you on Mustard's blog when you thought I was judging you I don't mind doing it again..
I'm very very sorry Donna..!!!!


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philopatir
2716 posts 

7/6/2009 5:29 am

PS..no I'm not jealous of you or any one else...specialy those that are near and dear to me..


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jesus4me66
2072 posts 

7/6/2009 5:43 pm

    Quoting philopatir:
    Nooooooooooo..course not,if I did I'd tell you..
    was referring to one of your blogs..can't remember
    the title when you said you eat a lot but still skinny.
    I just look at food and seem to add pounds.YOU young lady should be
    very happy to be slim..and noooo again I didn't mean for it to come as an insult but a COMPLIMENT..Another thing I'd like you to remember is this...I do love you very much,your my sister and do consider you as a dear friend...As I apologized to you on Mustard's blog when you thought I was judging you I don't mind doing it again..
    I'm very very sorry Donna..!!!!
No need to be sorry or to stop joking Marianna. You were playing and I wasn't sure how to take it so I asked. I'd rather ask and know than not ask and don't know. If that made any sense.

To Him be the glory.

philopatir
2716 posts 

7/6/2009 9:13 pm

    Quoting jesus4me66:
    No need to be sorry or to stop joking Marianna. You were playing and I wasn't sure how to take it so I asked. I'd rather ask and know than not ask and don't know. If that made any sense.
Thank God and thank you for asking and knowing the truth.
I did the same with you but my foolishness have hurt you and Gordy and Steve also.Ther's no excuse for my behavior,and It wont happen again.


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